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| Witless |
Author has written 10 stories for Mythology, Supernatural, Fantasy, Humor, General, Biography, and Fable. What can I say? I write stuff. It isn't my life, but, then again, things happen in life that you just can't ignore. Anytime that I happen to see something particularly hilarious, I feel the need to share it. Therefore, many of these stories are about true stories with minor changes. The other ones? Blah. School assignments, mainly. And yes, I do try to traumatize my teachers. It keeps them from asking me stuff during class so that I may sleep peacefully. Don't worry- I know that I'm not a particularly pleasent person. What else to say...? I like video games and music. What kind of music? Er... Anything from my beloved Led Zeppelin to Delerium. What kind of games? Just about anything that isn't a sports game. I really suck at those. Absurdly suck. What else...? I'm in University... In Canada... And I have many friends. Somehow. Beyond me how they deal with me- especially my room-mate. She's a sweetheart. Oh, and don't worry- I don't really sound like this when I write. Otherwise, wouldn't it be bland and relatively boring? I try to avoid that. Also, a warning: I write weirdly about weird things. Er... Yeah. And I think that's about it. So... Bia! And have fun! | |||||||
1. Crow and Dove reviewsWhen Crow awoke, the world shifted. When Dove awoke, the world tilted. If you want to change the world, you must stay awake.Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-08 - Complete2. The Man in the Plastic ChairBased upon the man who sat in the plastic lawn chair, staring at the world with empty eyes all year long. I asked why, and this is the reply I received: tears, tragedy, and hope.Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Published: 10-22-08 - Complete3. Library Talk »Drabbles that happen when I ought to be studying or writing. Each visit to the library receives one inkling: a slight glimpse of what it means to be trapped in silent darkness when the world beyond is awake.Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,403 - Published: 10-22-084. Cherry BombThe little pub had very little life left within it. So little, that it was a wonder that good old Sammy-boy was able to pull the trigger at all.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Published: 10-22-08 - Complete5. ReleaseThe dubbed "garbage" of the human race doesn't just disappear when you ignore it.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Published: 9-21-066. The Happy LibrarianA true story... Mostly. Sure, it's great to have a job- but why, for the love of god, did I have to work at a public library? A story about waiting for the day's end.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Published: 8-30-067. Clock Watcher » reviewsAnother chapter, thanks to English speeches. Warning: Based upon a true story. In honour of a new school year approaching, here's a little ditty about the greatest threat to every student: math class. Let's waste time together.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 8-26-058. Black FeathersAbove the clouds, beyond the abyss, there is another world- another plain of existence. Angels and Demons enjoy a brief peace, yet a misguided Queen wishes for one thing only: war.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Published: 3-12-059. My Beloved Tragedy reviewsSometimes, a spirit does not die. Sometimes, moralities change, and the lost want redemption- and, sometimes, the lost are better off.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-0510. Lady Of The Dark MoonWith fluxes, demons, and spirits, who has time to worry about a displeased Demon Goddess? She will change that.Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Published: 11-13-03
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