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Author has written 48 stories for Supernatural, Life, Biography, Love, General, Friendship, and General. MY NAME WAS NOT CHANGED! I'M NOT THE SAME PERSON AS "REALLY"! practice random axe of kindness.i like ramdomosity and fictional violence and that's what i look for in writing. i have a problem with self-loathing and i will tear you a new one (in review form).please send me enraged emails (i love them!) and tell me i'm an insensitive bastard. i'm a college freshman, graveyard frequenter, and a recovering hotpants addict. "Hey! I know where we are! We're at that place where I didn't know where we were before!" ---Beast Boy "I will not be stupid. I will not be annoying. I will not be twelve... The fingernail did an anti-stupid dance for good measure." ---Juni "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." ---Fred and George Weasley "There was an art to flying, no, more like a knack. The trick was to aim for the ground and miss." ---Life, the Universe, and Everything "A refrigerator may hold a basket of strawberries, which would be important if a maniac said to you, 'If you don't give me a basket of strawberries right now, I'm going to poke you with this large stick.'" ---Lemony Snicket “You might think that climbing a mountain is half the battle, only to find out that the mountain goats who live at the top are vicious, and heavily armed.” ---Lemony Snicket “I’m tickled pinker than a sunburned Caucasian! I’m in higher spirits than a brand-new graveyard! I’m so happy-go-lucky that lucky and happy people are going to beat me with sticks out of pure, unbridled jealousy!” ---Count Olaf "For every sprinkle I find...I will kill you." ---Stewie “Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.” ---The Importance of Being Earnest “I’m not dancing alone; I am dancing with the forest.” ---“The Presentation of Self” “Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn’t matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you better start running.” ---African proverb Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. p.s.: huggles for my home skillets and random reviewees. except you. i don't like you. | |||||
1. The Vortex reviewssomething happensComplete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 2-10-072. Lens of a Leaf reviewssomething i wrote at work. inspired by some of shel silverstein's contemplative workGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 9-17-063. Exchange reviewssomewhere between a dream and nightmare :)General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 9-17-064. It's Waiting in the Hallwaya memoryGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 9-17-065. Everything looks perfect from far away reviewsmy tribute to the Postal Service song, Such Great HeightsLove - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-3-06 - Published: 5-3-066. Stone in the Tide Pool reviewsready, aim, fire.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-24-06 - Published: 4-24-067. The Waffle House reviewsif you know anywhere that is as good a place to eat, let me knowGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-068. Vengeance reviewsa dream i hadGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-12-06 - Published: 4-12-069. Desert of Gladiators reviewsplease smell the treesGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-12-06 - Published: 4-12-0610. Schism reviewsyou'll seeGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-6-06 - Published: 4-6-0611. Intelligence is Not reviewsdedicated to a special someoneGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-6-06 - Published: 4-6-0612. Excess reviewsi ate some sweettarts during classGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-3-06 - Published: 4-3-0613. Pyrrhic Victory reviewspyrrhic victory: n. something won at too great a costGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-0614. Washing Machine Discovery reviewswhat lies in the washer's depths?General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-20-06 - Published: 3-20-0615. Torture of the babysitter reviewsif you love children, you are a sick, sick person. get some help.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-7-06 - Published: 3-7-0616. Time May Change Me reviewssay as before, minus two of the poems. reeeeally old.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-5-06 - Published: 3-5-0617. Swimmer reviewsi don't knowGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-28-06 - Published: 2-28-0618. Flock of Two reviewsyepGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 2-26-0619. The Essence reviewsi think this sums up my relationshipGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-15-06 - Published: 2-15-0620. Recipe reviewsfor what? who knowsGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-15-06 - Published: 2-15-0621. A Cold Weekend reviewsreminds me i'm humanGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 2-13-0622. Fury as a Hypothermic Muse reviewsnothing like anger for getting the creative juices flowingFriendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 2-13-0623. Cornucopia reviewsbaa. ba baa baaaa.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-9-06 - Published: 2-9-0624. Synthesthesia reviewsi think this is my second favorite poem. i love psych class.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-8-06 - Published: 2-8-0625. Realistic Flying Vampire Kite » reviewscoffee, vampires, housekeeping, hickies, etc...General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-2-06 - Published: 1-13-0626. give in to your id reviewspsych class with hippies inspired thisGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-31-06 - Published: 1-31-0627. For No One reviewscan you find your way?General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-29-06 - Published: 1-29-0628. Love is Dead reviewsbecause i killed itGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-29-06 - Published: 1-29-0629. Horror Flick reviewshehehe.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-21-06 - Published: 1-21-0630. Basement Microwave reviewsbased on actual eventsGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-19-06 - Published: 1-19-0631. Witches are the Snazz 04: Witch of the Waste reviewsinspired by Howl's Moving Castle (not owned by me, yada yada).General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-0632. Witches are the Snazz 03: Witch of the Westinspired by the Wizard of Oz (not owned by me, yada yada).General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-0633. Witches are the Snazz 02: Nymphadora reviewsinspired by H.P. and the Order of the Phoenix (not owned by me, yada yada).General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-0634. Witches are the Snazz 01: Jadis the White Witch reviewsinspired by the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (not owned by me, yada yada).General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-12-05 - Published: 12-12-0535. Lamb reviewsthis is about Politically Incorrect Lamb's hair...as revengeGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-11-05 - Published: 12-11-0536. Decision reviewseating poptarts makes me feel this way. why are they so darn good!General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-7-05 - Published: 12-7-0537. Dissapointment Earthworm reviewsemotional overload.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-6-05 - Published: 12-6-0538. Super reviewsaction! grotesque abilities! justice!Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-5-05 - Published: 6-28-0539. Meenie Miney Mo reviewsIf he hollers, let him go!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-4-05 - Published: 12-4-0540. Dream reviewsbased off a very pleasant dream i had...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-29-05 - Published: 11-29-0541. Life's Remote Control reviewsyeah, wish i had one.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-29-05 - Published: 11-29-0542. Mouth reviewswords are bad babies. i want to stab them.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-29-05 - Published: 11-29-0543. A Walk in the Park reviewsI like pretty words. Rated 'M' for the ability to makes brains explode. You have been warned.Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-14-05 - Published: 10-14-0544. Portrait WIth Double Espresso reviewsIt's about coffee! and dead people. this poem hates punctuation.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-14-05 - Published: 10-14-0545. Lie Collector reviewsit doesn't have to make sense, its got imagery!Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-18-05 - Published: 9-18-0546. Social Diet reviewsHas its funny moments, but I can never write a happy ending.Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-27-05 - Published: 8-27-0547. The Fourth Rotation reviewsIn winter, the birds gather together to keep warm. But family can be cold, and sometimes all you have are memories of what once made you happy.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-27-05 - Published: 6-27-0548. Prom and Peanut Butter reviewsThe countdown to junior prom is littered with kilts, cafes, and a plot to get rid of Deb's boyfriend. Funny-macabreSupernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-21-04 - Published: 4-21-04
