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| Countess Chocula |
Author has written 39 stories for General, Humor, School, Life, Religion, Love, Haiku, and Friendship. Name: Nadia Music: Anything. Some favorites; Nine Inch Nails, Tori Amos, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, Flyleaf, Linkin Park, The Who, The Sex Pistols, Grey DeLisle Books: Lolita, The Shining, anything by Harlan Ellison, anything by Neil Gaiman TV shows: CSI: NY, Invader Zim, House, Miami Ink, What Not to Wear, Arrested Development Movies: The Chronicals of Riddick, Big Fish, Totoro, Howl's Moving Castle, Moulin Rouge!, The Last Unicorn, The Joy Luck Club, The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, House of Flying Daggers, Rent, The Shining, The Ring, Pan's Labyrinth, Mirrormask, A Scanner Darkly, all three Pirates movies Little known facts: I finally have my internet back! I'm finally out of school! I hate people who hate pink just because it's girly, just because they hate pink just because it's girly. I'm attempting to learn Russian. I think that Romeo and Juliet was satirical, and have thought so for years. I thought it before it was cool to think it. Totally. I used to scorn people who bothered to care about celebrities lives, but now I'm one of those people. I want to be a voice actress when I get older. I would love to visit the Wailing Wall, even though I'm not Jewish. I feel like vomiting because I'm going to have to get a job soon. | |||||
1. The Loathed Paladin »My first attempt at a multipart poem. I wasn't going to post any of it until it was done...but oh well. I hope it's not utterly horrible.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,640 - Published: 6-9-072. Sensibilia reviewsYou know what it's like.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-9-07 - Complete3. Glue reviewsScreaming at the top of my lungs was never as cathartic as smashing in your skull.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-07 - Complete4. Hurt reviewsI hurt myself today. Hurt original lyrics c Trent ReznorPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete5. Her Self Destruction reviewsI don't know what to think of her anymore.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete6. Fly TodayI choose to leave, and so I think I'll try to fly today.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Published: 12-11-06 - Complete7. Burgundy reviewsI think not, oh sister.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-11-06 - Complete8. Makeover reviews...I really need a...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-2-06 - Complete9. 10 27 06 reviewsI just sort of had to write this. No, it's not my best work, but I think I might have exploded if I hadn't gotten all this stuff out.Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-06 - Complete10. The Truth About Your Queen reviewsYou worship her.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-27-0611. GetawayAgain, venting.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 9-18-0612. You Screwed Up reviewsJust had to vent a little.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-17-0613. Criticism reviewsI wish I could take a little more.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-16-0614. J reviewsHmm...not sure what to say about this one.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-14-0615. Welnakt reviewsNot tenchnically in English (except for the last line). Sort of written to prove something to someone. I promise, it means something.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-26-0616. Blondie reviewsJust an observance.Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-16-0617. Insomnia reviews"It's the fatal mix of stupidity and interest that keeps me awake."Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-16-0618. Airlock reviews"I'm so yooneek. Don't it make ya love me"Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-0619. Turquoise reviews"What's he doing with Sad Clown faces on the walls and cheetahs in his bathroom"Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-0620. Ridiculous Love reviews"Have you yet flown over the Cauliflower Moon"Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-0621. Fairies reviews"It's sweet how all the fairies line up."Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-2-0622. Critics reviews"I feel my ears burning as I come upon the Gathering of the Critcs"Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-25-0623. People reviewsNot exactly a haiku. Pretty much a quatrain that doesn't rhyme. Those offended by the thought of homosexuality shouldn't read this.Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-25-0624. Deborah"Deborah is the Loveofmylife." (note: those offended by the thought of two girls being in love...yeah...don't read this.)Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Published: 7-25-0625. I reviews"I realized who I was the other day."Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-0626. Lick reviews"You lick the flower, though you've already had your fill."Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-8-0627. Liar reviewsFinally able to upload a poem via my mom's computer. Shorter than I thought it would be, not quite what I wanted. Oh well.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-0628. Dying reviewsHad this idea in my head for a while. Eh, not exactly how I wanted it to turn out, but oh well.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-21-0629. I Am reviewsWriter's block has been vanquished. Might add more chapters to this one...not sure how it turned out.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-0630. I Refuse to Shave my Legs! reviewsSome bad language and talk of female things. Yeah. I like how this one turned out.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-21-0631. Teen Angst reviewsThe only reason this is under humor is because I'm blatantly making fun of teenagers who angst and cut, not because they are clinically depressed, but to be "different". I just hate that.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-0632. Prayer of an Ignorant Christian reviewsThis poem in no way reflects my views. It's like the opposite of me. I am a Christian, however... Anyway, this poem was written to show someone's stupidity, not to offend anyone.Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-21-0633. What Interests Me reviewsUnfortunately, everything in this poem really does interest me. And I could have put in waaay stranger ones.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-0634. Little Miss Perfect reviewsI wrote this awhile ago as sort of a character sketch for a story that I was working on, but I've kind of given up on. I still like the poem, though.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-17-0635. The Church of Anythinggoes reviewsOld poem. It has, like, no rhythm, but that's OK, I still sort of like this one.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-17-0636. The Game reviewsDang. This one was hard to rate and categorize...Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-0637. Ice Cream Habit reviewsMost people didn't catch this when I first showed it to them, but this poem is about drugs. Yeah. I actually wrote it a long time ago, but I like it.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-17-0638. Please Don't Send a Sign reviewsMy attempt at a funny poem. Inspired by an episode of Soap.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-17-0639. The Tragedy of AK reviewsThis poem is in no way based upon my life. It is written from the point of view of a character, A.K.. Er...tell me if I should change the rating. I wasn't quite sure about it.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-17-06
