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Author has written 39 stories for General, Humor, School, Life, Religion, Love, Haiku, and Friendship. Name: Nadia Music: Anything. Some favorites; Nine Inch Nails, Tori Amos, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, Flyleaf, Linkin Park, The Who, The Sex Pistols, Grey DeLisle Books: Lolita, The Shining, anything by Harlan Ellison, anything by Neil Gaiman TV shows: CSI: NY, Invader Zim, House, Miami Ink, What Not to Wear, Arrested Development Movies: The Chronicals of Riddick, Big Fish, Totoro, Howl's Moving Castle, Moulin Rouge!, The Last Unicorn, The Joy Luck Club, The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, House of Flying Daggers, Rent, The Shining, The Ring, Pan's Labyrinth, Mirrormask, A Scanner Darkly, all three Pirates movies Little known facts: I finally have my internet back! I'm finally out of school! I hate people who hate pink just because it's girly, just because they hate pink just because it's girly. I'm attempting to learn Russian. I think that Romeo and Juliet was satirical, and have thought so for years. I thought it before it was cool to think it. Totally. I used to scorn people who bothered to care about celebrities lives, but now I'm one of those people. I want to be a voice actress when I get older. I would love to visit the Wailing Wall, even though I'm not Jewish. I feel like vomiting because I'm going to have to get a job soon. | |||||||
1. The Loathed Paladin »My first attempt at a multipart poem. I wasn't going to post any of it until it was done...but oh well. I hope it's not utterly horrible.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 6-9-072. Sensibilia reviewsYou know what it's like.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 6-9-073. Glue reviewsScreaming at the top of my lungs was never as cathartic as smashing in your skull.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 6-9-074. Hurt reviewsI hurt myself today. Hurt original lyrics c Trent ReznorComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 12-16-065. Her Self Destruction reviewsI don't know what to think of her anymore.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-14-06 - Published: 12-14-066. Fly TodayI choose to leave, and so I think I'll try to fly today.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-11-067. Burgundy reviewsI think not, oh sister.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-11-068. Makeover reviews...I really need a...Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-2-06 - Published: 11-2-069. 10 27 06 reviewsI just sort of had to write this. No, it's not my best work, but I think I might have exploded if I hadn't gotten all this stuff out.Complete - School - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 10-28-0610. The Truth About Your Queen reviewsYou worship her.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 9-27-0611. GetawayAgain, venting.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-18-06 - Published: 9-18-0612. You Screwed Up reviewsJust had to vent a little.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 9-17-0613. Criticism reviewsI wish I could take a little more.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 9-16-0614. J reviewsHmm...not sure what to say about this one.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 9-14-0615. Welnakt reviewsNot tenchnically in English (except for the last line). Sort of written to prove something to someone. I promise, it means something.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-26-06 - Published: 8-26-0616. Blondie reviewsJust an observance.School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 8-16-0617. Insomnia reviews"It's the fatal mix of stupidity and interest that keeps me awake."Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 8-16-0618. Airlock reviews"I'm so yooneek. Don't it make ya love me"Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 8-11-0619. Turquoise reviews"What's he doing with Sad Clown faces on the walls and cheetahs in his bathroom"Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 8-11-0620. Ridiculous Love reviews"Have you yet flown over the Cauliflower Moon"Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 8-11-0621. Fairies reviews"It's sweet how all the fairies line up."General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-2-06 - Published: 8-2-0622. Critics reviews"I feel my ears burning as I come upon the Gathering of the Critcs"Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 7-25-0623. People reviewsNot exactly a haiku. Pretty much a quatrain that doesn't rhyme. Those offended by the thought of homosexuality shouldn't read this.Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 7-25-0624. Deborah"Deborah is the Loveofmylife." (note: those offended by the thought of two girls being in love...yeah...don't read this.)Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 7-25-0625. I reviews"I realized who I was the other day."Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 7-25-0626. Lick reviews"You lick the flower, though you've already had your fill."Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-8-06 - Published: 7-8-0627. Liar reviewsFinally able to upload a poem via my mom's computer. Shorter than I thought it would be, not quite what I wanted. Oh well.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-17-06 - Published: 6-17-0628. Dying reviewsHad this idea in my head for a while. Eh, not exactly how I wanted it to turn out, but oh well.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-21-06 - Published: 5-21-0629. I Am reviewsWriter's block has been vanquished. Might add more chapters to this one...not sure how it turned out.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-14-06 - Published: 5-14-0630. I Refuse to Shave my Legs! reviewsSome bad language and talk of female things. Yeah. I like how this one turned out.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-21-06 - Published: 4-21-0631. Teen Angst reviewsThe only reason this is under humor is because I'm blatantly making fun of teenagers who angst and cut, not because they are clinically depressed, but to be "different". I just hate that.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-21-06 - Published: 4-21-0632. Prayer of an Ignorant Christian reviewsThis poem in no way reflects my views. It's like the opposite of me. I am a Christian, however... Anyway, this poem was written to show someone's stupidity, not to offend anyone.Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-21-06 - Published: 4-21-0633. What Interests Me reviewsUnfortunately, everything in this poem really does interest me. And I could have put in waaay stranger ones.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-20-06 - Published: 4-20-0634. Little Miss Perfect reviewsI wrote this awhile ago as sort of a character sketch for a story that I was working on, but I've kind of given up on. I still like the poem, though.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-0635. The Church of Anythinggoes reviewsOld poem. It has, like, no rhythm, but that's OK, I still sort of like this one.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-0636. The Game reviewsDang. This one was hard to rate and categorize...School - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-0637. Ice Cream Habit reviewsMost people didn't catch this when I first showed it to them, but this poem is about drugs. Yeah. I actually wrote it a long time ago, but I like it.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-0638. Please Don't Send a Sign reviewsMy attempt at a funny poem. Inspired by an episode of Soap.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-0639. The Tragedy of AK reviewsThis poem is in no way based upon my life. It is written from the point of view of a character, A.K.. Er...tell me if I should change the rating. I wasn't quite sure about it.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-06
