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since: 11-18-03, id: 383846, Profile Updated: 04-12-09
country: United States
Author has written 13 stories for Fantasy, Religion, General, Essay, Spiritual, Humor, Nature, and Historical.

From http://www.cod.dk/text/2muchb5.htm

You know you've been watching too much Babylon 5 when...

...you believe that in a past life you were a member of the Grey Council.

...you wonder who would win in a fight between a Minbari and a Vulcan.

...you think Darth Vader is a Vorlon.

...your first son has just been born, and you can't think of any names other than Londo, Lennier, and Kosh.

...you ask the Air Force recruiter about the Starfury Training Program.

...you have a bumper sticker that says, "My other car's a Starfury."

...you go around asking everyone, "What do you want?"

...your dreams don't simply include B5 characters and scenes, instead they are full new episodes.

...you have always been here.

..."Scrag 'em" and "Space 'em" have become part of your normal vocabulary.

...buying candy from a vending machine, you buy whatever is at selection B-5 (or at least look there).

...you start dating someone because when you ask "What do you want?" they reply "Never ask that question!"

...and later break up over a green/purple argument

...you ask people "Who are you?" and when they answer incorrectly, you stick their fingers in an electrical socket.

...you have actually said, "Absofraginlutely."

...you put a Vorlon on top of your Christmas tree.

...you begin to become attracted to Vir.

...while driving, you suddenly have the irresistible urge to "punch it."

...you start referring to your children as "pouchlings."

...you wonder how the Millennium Falcon can go into hyperspace without a jumpgate.

...your bedroom starts looking like the Downbelow.

...you change your hairstyle to match Delenn's.

...you fear the midterm is going to explode if you don't answer all the questions.

...you step into an elevator and say, "Blue 2"

...and then wonder why this travel tube doesn't respond to voice commands.

...somebody calls you a bonehead, and you reply, "But I'm not Minbari!"

...you ask you AP physics teacher how to build a jumpgate.

...you start ending your prayers with "In Valen's name, Amen."

...you prop one end of you bed so that it's inclined about 45 degrees.

...you want Narns on the police force.

...you call your friends in for a Code 7R.

...you use a shortsword to kill cockroaches.

...you have a dream in which your guardian angel appears to you, and it's in an encounter suit.

...your worst nightmare is walking into C&C naked.

...you announce that your floor is seceding from the rest of the company.

...the man in between is searching for you.

...your friend returns from Jerusalem, and you keep on touching him, his clothing, his luggage, and of course, his plants!

"I haven't lost it...I just can't find it!" Alex from The Mummy Returns

That pretty much sums up my thoughts about writer's block.

UPDATE: I have changed my penname from The-Artifact to HiddenValor. I assure you, I am still the same person. :D

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1. Vengeance is Mine
I told myself that I came here for justice," I answer after a moment of contemplation. "And that only your death would satisfy that justice." Set in medieval England. Author's first story in the genre.
Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-11-09 - Published: 3-11-09
2. The Shoe With The John Hancock
A cute little poem about how my sister met a celebrity. R&R please!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 9-28-07
3. He That Makes Me Whole
In the end, only one person can satisfy the deepest needs of my human and sindepraved soul. Strong Christian themes. R&R please!
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 9-28-07
4. The Chapel Made of Wood
A poetic description of the prayer chapel overlooking the Lake of the Ozarks. R&R please!
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 9-28-07
5. The ModErn Church
My view on the watering down of religion in some of today's churches. Not specific to any denomination or any particular congregation. R&R pleez!
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 9-28-07
6. A Beacon of Hope
A villanelle describing light in a dark world. Light Christian themes. R&R please!
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 9-28-07
7. The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back reviews
We all know Cinderella's story, but what does one of her ugly stepsisters have to say about it? Rating for some nasty language on the part of the speaker. R & R please!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 9-28-07
8. Notice the Nativity reviews
A young single mom has forgotten the meaning of Christmas. A visit from the man in red and her daughter's love is all she has to help her remember. Oneshot. Strong Christian themes. Please R & R! Revised.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-25-06 - Published: 12-25-06
9. How to Rescue a Princess reviews
A Prince's guide to rescuing a damsel in distress. K rating just to be safe.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-26-06 - Published: 8-26-06
10. Lanessa's Love
Sometimes the smallest of people can dramatically change the way you look at life.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-8-04 - Published: 7-8-04
11. The Battle of the Elements reviews
A tiny spark can start a raging forest fire. Luckily, the other elements are there to conquer it.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-16-03 - Published: 12-16-03
12. God Saved Her reviews
A poem about one of the many views of salvation. Please R&R! but be kind
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-18-03 - Published: 11-18-03
13. Morning Forest reviews
A day in the life of a nymph of the Morning Forest.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-18-03 - Published: 11-18-03
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