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The Woggs
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since: 11-22-03, id: 384466, Profile edited: 09-18-08
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Author has written 15 stories for Young Adult, General, Sci-Fi, General, Fantasy, Religion, Biography, and Life.

Formerly From The Mind of Woggs, and before that Quotidian Queen.

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The Biography

Now twenty, she was thrown over a bridge as an infant and saved by a paddle of ducks, who later took her in. She was returned to the human world a few years later, at which point she discovered literacy and Microsoft Word; her life was forever changed.

She enjoys reading (obsessively), writing (sporadically), mexican food, and fuzzy socks.

She dislikes math, shedding season, and the high mortality rate of plot bunnies.

Current Status: Studying abroad in England. Taking creative writing classes in the land that produced some of the best authors this side of the hemisphere. Heck. Yes. Won't be back till February. Toodlepip until then!


The Stories

General note: As many of you (probably don't) know, I attend college full time as a creative writing major, and folks - it kicks my butt. I love it dearly, but the full load of classes, homework, and extracurriculars leaves me precious little time to pursue activities such as writing stories (that aren't due in class, anyway). My life in general is consistently busy. Updating is sparse. I'm aware of this, and I apologize. I try my best. That'll have to suffice for now.

Ties That Bind: Love this story already. I've made a good start on the second chapter. It should be coming out soon.

The Dreaming Tree: A poem I'm actually slightly proud of... I think the media needs to be alerted to the fact that the world has just ended.

Nadir: A lot of people have asked me about the title. Here's a hint: consult with a Mr. Merriam-Webster (or with a Mr. Oxford-English, whichever you prefer) and take a look at the second definition. That would be an indication (not to mention a huge foreshadowing for future events).

Scars: More or less dead in the water. I appreciate the reviews and the warm reception, but I haven't had any interest in this story in quite a long time. Maybe someday I'll attempt a re-write, but as of now I'm moving on to other projects.

Run, Little Girl: Depressing? Creepy? Morbid? Yes! Believe it or not, I was not in my "dark place" when I wrote it. I was simply thinking about my grandpa, who passed away about a year ago, which led me to thoughts of death, and how swift it really is. This poem is one take on it. The first two lines in each stanza tell a story, a journy, if you will, of a girl. The last two lines in each stanza are basically death's response to what's happening. Weird, but hey... not too bad considering I threw it together in about ten minutes.

In the Blink of an Eye: Completely pointless humor without a plot to hinder it. I don't plan on adding on to this, but you never know what'll happen (especially since I never planned on writing it in the first place).

Summer School: DISCLAIMER: This was written when I was fourteen years old, and while I did revise parts of it before posting it on this site (maybe four years ago) it stayed essentially the same. Please don't penalize me for the crappy writing. It was my first major project. There are parts of it that have merit, but on the whole it's... well, it's the work of a fourteen year old. Just keep that in mind.

The Muse

His name is Woggs, and he is very fickle. He'll get me started on a project and then take an extended sabbatical right when things are getting interesting. Please try to be patient with him. He has commitment issues. Any stories that are, at the moment, unfinished, will not remain so forever, even if updating takes a good amount of time.


In the Works

(Tentative) Title: A Mother's Madness

Genre: Er... Creepy?

Category: General (One-shot)

Summary: Everything in his life was comfortable: his work, his home, his friends. He had everything in order. Well, until his mother started talking to trees. Then nothing made sense anymore.

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Title: Of Beans and Fried Rice

Genre: Humor

Category: Young Adult

Summary: - Tedious, embarrassing, and gruesomely boring are only a few words Celia Chávez would use to describe the weekly "family dinners" her mother hosts at their home every Friday. Now, mix in a dubious family feud, a mother on the border of manic depression, a meddling aunt, and a disastrous blind date, which may very well cause Celia to swear off guys forever (and possibly lead to sexual harrassment charges), and what do you get? Why, sheer lunacy of course! Dysfunctional families never were so fun...

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(Tentative) Title: Silhouette

Genre: Fantasy / Abstract

Category: General (One-shot)

Summary: By morning she was gone. Gone to be with her man on the moon.





1. Onion Skin reviews
The face on the screen doesn't want authentic / Perfection demands its slaughter.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-08
2. Fast Forward
Growing up is like watching a movie that's stuck in fast forward. The rewind button stopped working ages ago, and no matter how many times you press it, the pause button won't work. All you've got left is fast forward. A memoir told in flashes of memory.
Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 3-30-08
3. Of Beans and Fried Rice reviews
Celia Bustillo's family is strange. And that's putting it kindly. Now, add to that a dubious family feud, a mother on the border of manic depression, and a meddling aunt with entirely too much time on her hands. Dysfunctional families never were so fun...
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-29-08 - Published: 3-29-08
4. Drops in a Bucket » reviews
Water, water, everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Collection of unrelated short stories. Written for a creative writing class.
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 11-9-07
5. The Path of Needles
Much has been done, much has been said. All the things binding me here soon will be dead.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-31-07 - Published: 10-31-07
6. The Dreaming Tree reviews
Deep and old are my roots, full of memories dreamt and felt.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 8-17-07
7. Ties That Bind reviews
Any experienced player knows that pawns are always the first ones sacrificed. Their only purpose is to protect the important pieces. Their only use is to set the game in motion. Too bad Mairéd refuses to be a pawn.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-10-06 - Published: 12-10-06
8. Scars » reviews
I had gotten good at hiding the bruises; at making up excuses for the marks I couldn't hide. I would've kept my secret to the grave... but then I met Nathan, and everything got blown to hell.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,255 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 10-25-06 - Published: 7-14-04
9. Run, Little Girl reviews
You'll be in my arms tonight.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-16-06 - Published: 5-16-06
10. Nadir » reviews
Prophetic legends, corrupt politicians, a city in the throes of a power struggle, and a syndicate of assassins bent on taking advantage of the chaos are about to make one woman's life a little too complicated.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 1-23-05
11. Tempus Edax Rerum reviews
Time, that devours all things. [repost]
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-26-06 - Published: 1-26-06
12. In the Blink of an Eye reviews
I blinked. He blinked back. I blinked again. He scowled. Which merely compelled me to blink in response. Then the laughter hit. Hard.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-19-06 - Published: 1-19-06
13. Before Dawn reviews
By morning she was gone.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-8-05 - Published: 5-8-05
14. Christmas Optics reviews
You don't always need sight to see. A Christmas Tale.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-7-04 - Published: 12-7-04
15. Summer School » reviews
Complete. Between her psychotic relatives, a sadistic math teacher, and a snob who just doesn't get it, Kayla's starting to think she's hit rock bottom... until she finds that a punk rocker from school just may be in love with her.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,443 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 6-7-04 - Published: 4-25-04
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