When I'm not writing stories, I'm masturbating to internet porn. So please, when you review my work, include some addresses of internet porn sites that you visit. When you look at porn as much as I do, (20 hrs+) you need a steady flow of internet porn sites to satiate your perverted hunger. Warmed fruit in the microwave makes an excellent lubricant. Fruit is for wanking, not eating.

I did your mum. 

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1. They came from another world reviews

Only when I finished writing the poem did I realise that it was about suicide... sort of... but not mine.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-04

2. When I found a pie reviews

I decided to study sonnets, and this is my first one. It's sort of nonsensy... I hope you enjoy it.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-25-04 - Published: 8-25-04

3. Romantic Memories reviews

It's not like my other stuff... if you review it, go hard on it

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-23-04 - Published: 2-23-04

4. Sop and Grit reviews

The storyline is a little dull but I found it an interesting character development exercise...

Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-14-04 - Published: 2-14-04

5. Dead spirit reviews

It's to do with making decisions, I suppose. It has an underlying wisdom, perhaps.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-14-04 - Published: 2-14-04