Author has written 4 stories for Humor, Song, and General.

Howdy my little petal drops. I like to eat chocolate and frolick. Sometimes, when these two activities are combined, strange things happen. Those are the best of times. Hmmm I smell something in my house burning... let me just go and check it out....

Rightio, the battery recharger just exploded but pfft, unimportant. Gosh, now it smells even weirder. Arrgh, back to me. Okay - me. Um, writing is fun. And reading, cos to read makes our speaking English good, you know.

Some people think I'm a tad odd. My old English teacher told me to always stay left of centre. I'm still deciding whether that's a compliment or not. Oh well, who wants to be boring? Actually, I know many people with as much personality as a toothpick, but perhaps they enjoy it that way.

I love The Beatles, and often fantasize about my marriage to Dhani, George's only son. He's quite identical to his good old dad and plays the guitar in a super nifty manner. Also, he's very rich and lives in a castle called Friar Park, which is so large that when an intruder broke in and stabbed George, Dhani didn't realise until the police came. Probably cos he was in his own wing.

Speaking of The Beatles, I also love Buffy. In episode one of season two, 'When She Was Bad', Sean Lennon can be seen playing the bass at the Bronze! Yay, an almost Beatle siting! Anya is my favourite character, maybe cos of her wonderful way with words. Words are cool. As is grammar. I have sometimes been called a grammar nazi. Kinda like the soup naazi, but instead of "No soup for you!" it's "No apostrophe for you!" or something. Though I guess that's not a very good comparison, but it's late and I'm listening to Eric Clapton so... well I don't get how that alibi works but let's all go with the flow.

I think it's probably time for me to stop babbling now, as sometimes I find it hard to stop. Like now. Oh well, I'm off to read some Pacey/Andie fanfic cos let's face it, was there ever a better couple in Capeside? Oh yeah, I also love feedback, especially if it's all constructive criticism-y and stuff, cos it's great to improve!

Heheheh, my names sounds like "to improve" in french, so improvement flows along my veins... right?