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since: 12-12-03, id: 387641, Profile Updated: 06-24-09
country: United States
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Author has written 19 stories for General, Family, Politics, Friendship, Song, Life, Fantasy, General, Young Adult, Romance, and Sci-Fi.

You know those people who were more-or-less born to writers? Yep, Op-Mi, nice to meet you. I know that probably seems super pretentious and conceited, but regardless of my skill as a writer, it's what I do. I can't do much else, at least not much else well enough to meet my standards. You might not believe it when you read the stuff I have posted because I've grown a lot over the last year (grâce à AP English) and I haven't had time to update anything all year (grâce aux all my other AP classes). I'm planning on updating some stuff this summer, though, you know, in case you were wondering.

On a side note: I am the nerdiest person you can ever hope to meet who doesn't play World of Warcraft. I hate Shakespeare, but I can analyze him like a pro (because they're just bullshitting too). I was voted 'most likely to star in a Tim Burton porno' and although I'm not quite sure what that means, trust me, it fits.

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1. My Future In Fast Food
Menestra couldn’t access the future at the drop of a hat. She couldn’t conjure up an image at will. She was no teenage Nostradamus. There was no right or wrong, there was only what would and wouldn't happen. A story about ethics for the precognitive.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09
2. Clytemnestra reviews
Thus dies Agamemnon, who, mighty in life/ Conquered the Trojans but succumbed to his wife."
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-21-08 - Published: 8-21-08
3. A Virus » reviews
Elaine Kubler is a hybrid of Holden Caulfield and Lorelai Gilmore with blue hair thrown in just for fun... not exactly the type of character you'd expect falling for a computer geek.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,581 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 12-22-06
4. State of the Union reviews
Written during the state of the union address last year. I guess our recent political policies haven't cheered me up.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-25-07 - Published: 1-25-07
5. The Only Legal Thing
We're the cursed, the abused, the indifferent. We're too busy hiding from the government to mess everybody else up.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-13-07 - Published: 1-13-07
6. Innocence Turns To Smoke
Confronting childhood naivety, cigarette in hand.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-11-06
7. We Always Regret Regretting reviews
In response to a poem my friend wrote about regret. Why bother regretting?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 10-1-06
8. Culture reviews
Simply put: we're doomed.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-6-06 - Published: 9-6-06
9. Dark and Drunken » reviews
Written around the time when my attitude towards premature drinking started to cross lines.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-5-06 - Published: 8-30-06
10. Selene reviews
Rhyming is harder than I thought.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-28-06 - Published: 8-28-06
11. Escape & Greenery reviews
Possibly cringe-inducing. Please R&R.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-25-06 - Published: 8-25-06
12. Tyler & Other Poems » reviews
True story about my friend who tried to kill himself Saturday and tried to live on Sunday
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-20-06 - Published: 6-5-06
13. I See The Art reviews
I see the art in a suicide bombing. A positive approach to life's modern horrors.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-19-06 - Published: 6-19-06
14. Sylvie reviews
Attempting to tell a very jumbled story
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-18-06 - Published: 6-18-06
15. Captive In the Desert reviews
Shock consumes Lydia upon the death of her mother. It prevents her from feeling anything, leaving her to wither in total state of apathy.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-06
16. After The Funeral reviews
After the funeral, one must return to her mother's house and clean out her old belongings, but it is hard to throw away the past.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-18-06 - Published: 2-18-06
17. The Leprosy You Live reviews
A comparison of modern Life to the isolation of leprosy.
Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-11-06 - Published: 2-11-06
18. Farmer's Elegy reviews
This is dedicated to my Uncle Bob who died a few months ago, and to the world's farmers who are slowly disappearing as well. Recently published in Teen Ink magazine.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-04 - Published: 12-23-04
19. Suspended in a Fairy Tale
A modern version of the fairy tale "Rumplestiltskin" fixing the unrealistic aspects of the old story, and yet not being entirely realistic.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-04 - Published: 12-23-04
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