The Authoress
Name: Dancer-in-the-Rain
Age: 16
Personality: Really goofy, Funny, nice, rude, freaky, cool, suave, a little lazy, sometime depressed, not really sympathetic, becomes really perverted when around boys, guy crazy, and likes to dance.
Fetish: Long shaggy hair, muscles, cute guys, funny guys, red hair, and pervs.
Hobbies: drawing, reading, writing, surfing the net, going on ex-hunting rampages, dancing, fighting, attempting to overthrow world leaders, making love slaves, etc.
Favorite Drink: Root Beer
Favorite color: Green, and Blood Red.
Favorite word: SHITZ
Definition-ANYTHING POSITIVE; THE BEST; AWESOME, THE BOMB; GREAT; COOL; THUMBS UP, GOOD, etc.
Favorite sayings: “Check 1 Check 2
need to check ya momma
for having you"
"I don't know"
"if it walks like a duck,
talks like a duck,
and acts like a duck,
Then it must be you"
"stupid son-of-a-bch"
"Hell-to-the-Naw"
"That was the Shitz!"
"I'm Rick James Bitch!"
"One day, son, all this will be yours. Apart from the Dark Corner. Never go into the Dark Corner..."
A little more about the authoress:
Warning
Most of my new characters might be insane, crazy, and perverted.
I love the rain so you will see fics with a lot of raining scenes.
I love to reflect my personality in Female characters.
I love it when the character is badly hurt, but still makes it out alive.
Also, I have this liking for demons, and making my characters insane...did I say that already?
I wish I could live with the Brady Bunch. And not because I like the Brady Bunch, but so I can mess their lives up. They too happy. It sickens me.
I wish I could go to school with a rope, scissors, and a watch that stops time. That’s another story.
I wish I had a Magic Bubble.
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