Author has written 3 stories for Humor, and Life.

I prefer creamy to chunky peanut butter, and like the smell of bread. I believe that squirrles are the reason so many left socks go missing, damn squirrles. And sometimes my feet talk to me while im trying to go to sleep. They say that im a bastard for letting them stay in those smelly shoes all day and that the rest of my body says that i should rip all my clothes off and become a nudist. Althought this would be a solution in the summer it would be a problem during the winter. Wait this is where im suppose to put my bio, not the things i tell my psychologist. Oh well, too lazy at the moment to cut and paste.

I am alot like super man. I could be faster than a speeding bullet if on the right drugs, but that would cause kidney failure. I could be more powerful than a locomotive if several essential engine parts were missing. And as far as being able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. If I took the elevator to the roof and jumped off, thats half good, and thats good enough for me.

Damn you catchy tunes and crappy lyrics. Where am I?