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| Joe the Hobo |
Author has written 71 stories for Humor, Humor, Haiku, and General. uhhhhh...i'm bored I don't like shrimp... My cats do though...is that how u spell though?... oh well! pantaloons! ^.^ -JTH | |||||
1. Just Keep Swimmingthis is not fiction...this is not a biography...this is me...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Published: 6-18-052. it shouldn't need a title but whatevera summary isn't necessary. the title is the summary...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 6-18-053. Chocolate: I Hope That's Not Already Taken reviews...PG for one god damn word...and that one...I luv chocolate...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-5-054. Badmitton: I Know That's Spelled Wrong By the Way reviews...random...PG for language and stupidity that may cause you brain damage...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-5-055. Lima BeansThe Vaguest Title Ever reviewsI wish they had a "secondary genre" for stupidity...PG for one word, repeated twicePoetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-056. Tofu reviews...I'm a vegetarian, so, read it, it's ironic...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-5-057. PMS reviewswhat I act like when I'm PMSing...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-5-058. Pigeons reviewsLets just say I luv pigeons, but not what they do...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-059. Vacuums reviewsi hate vacuums...scary vacuums...nightmares...shudder...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-0510. Windshield Wipers reviewsomg i love windshield wipers!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-0511. My Hair reviewsabout my freakishly long hair, and what happens to it on a daily basis :)Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-0512. 1989! reviewsOnly the best year ever! But, oddly, this piece of fic has nothing to do with 1989...but it still kicks ass! meeooow!...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-0513. 1997 reviewsshorter than the others, but still amusingFiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-0514. 1996 reviewsAnd another "sequel" to 1994! Maybe not quite as good as the first, but I still like it!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-0515. A Haiku With a Title Longer Than the Actual Poem reviews...it's pretty stupid actually, stupidly brilliant!...and confusing...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-4-0516. Junior's Poem reviewsJunior is a loser...read his poem...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-4-0517. 1995 reviewsThe sequel to 1994!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-0518. The World's SECOND Longest Sentence! reviewsread the frikkin title, you measely warthog! awwww, I'm just kiddin! You know I love you! Who loves you? I do! Yes I do! YES I DO! ok, I'm done...:)Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-0519. Desereikeldivhfadgo! reviewsThe brilliant and empowering sequel to "Rawerawawerfi", the most philisophical and ingenious story in all the world! ok, so i lied-but just read it OK?...gosh...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-4-0520. Insomnia, Plastic Sporks, and Squirreliness reviewsoops, i think the title kind of IS the summary...oh well, that saves me time pouring over the keyboard thinking of what clever and wise words to put in the summery! dammit I spelled summary wrong...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-0521. Hillbilly Clem » reviewsabout a hillbilly...named Clem...-Boy, I bet that one was hard to figure out!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-0522. Bam Bam the Pigeon Man » reviewsA brilliant tale of a man named Bam Bam, and his love for pigeons. R&R!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-1-05 - Published: 11-25-0423. Mocha, Misleading Lasagna, and My Remote Control reviewsread the title.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-1-0524. Rawerawerawerfi reviewsthe stupidist crap that you will ever read,-it's brilliant!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-1-0525. 1994 reviewshas nothing to do with the year 1994, in fact, I don't have a clue as to why the heck I put "1994" in the frickin title...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-1-0526. Tom Monkey reviewsagain, this story has nothing to do with a monkey, Lulu just insisted that we put it in the title...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-31-0427. A Moose Named Spider Man reviewsan incredibly stupid poem...read it!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-31-0428. Once When I Was Little reviewsA typical family dinner...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-6-0429. Moi! reviews...uuhhhhh...just read it, okay?Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-0430. Cheese reviewshmm, An extremely badly-written and immature poem! Fun for hours!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-6-0431. Life reviews...weelll, it's pretty damn stupid,-but read it anyway! I said read it. Now. Go. Shoo. Be off with you!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-6-0432. One of the World's Longest Sentences reviews...hehe, it's grammatically correct, too! (and pointless)Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-5-0433. Gas reviewsa really immature poem about my grandparentsPoetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-3-0434. Us reviewsa little something about us, (lulu and lisa)Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-3-0435. Another Freakishly Random Poem reviewswell, the title kind of sums it up...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-3-0436. The Stupidist Story Ever reviewsthis "story" is really stupid...but read it anyways! MUST-READ-STORY!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-24-0437. A Completely Random Poem That Makes No Sense reviewswow. actually i think this 'poem' was pointless to publish...seriously. Well, you might as well review it just to humor me!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-0438. My Little Wittle Chubby Wubby Kitty Cat Mochy! reviewsomg i lurv mocha...it's about my cat...ya...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-0439. Biscuits reviewsumm, the title kinda explains it...oh ya, and there's sum poking invovled...yep!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-0440. Billy's Muffins reviewsone word: muffins.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-0441. Rodents Kill the Soul reviewsThe title kind of explains itself...oh ya, and we need help! note: we don't have anything against rodents for your info! We seriously do need help, though: we have problems not even the doctor can help...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-22-0442. Seymour: The Man in a Helmet reviewsAbout a special boy named, you guessed it: Seymour! (and his special helmet) READ IT PLEASE-we think it's funny! R&RFiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-0443. My Psychotic Diary: Entry 7 reviewsHOLY SMOKES THERE'S A CRAAZZY LADY IN THE STORY! read it!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-21-0444. My Dear Little Diary! Entry 6about an average day in my life, which includes: ADHD, soccer, and my friend making out with my grandma! ...don't ask, READ! the story will explain everything...well, not really, but still! R&R pretty please with sugar on top!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Published: 11-20-0445. insert what would normally be a title here reviewsuummm...there is definately a frying pan involved...other than that, ummm, i don't know! READ AND REVIEW IT! ...gives pleading look... PWEEZE!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-20-0446. Uncle Lulu's Story Time reviewsIn which Uncle Lulu shares a story with you ungrateful skanks.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-20-0447. HiLaRy DuRf! reviewscAuTiOn: hilary duRRff fans, do NOT read! NON-HiLaRy DuRf FANS: PWEEEZE R&R!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-20-0448. MORE SPECIALNESS! WOOOHOOO!I CAN'T GIVE IT AWAY! But I will say one thing: ...hobo.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Published: 11-20-0449. INSANE MAD LIBS! YAY! pantaloons reviews...there's really no explanation for this kind of specialness...or is there? ...chemical experimentation maybe?...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-19-0450. A POINTLESS YET SATISFYING SHORT STORY! reviewsvery random...like bubbles!...I liike bubbless...R&R pweeze!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-19-0451. The Randomest Poem Ever! reviewspoem inludes: mayonnaise, santa clause, strawberries, and piggies-i think that about covers it!...Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-0452. DeAr DiArY 5: I am NOT on crack! reviewsSummary: hmmm, lets think: peanut butter, my gassy cat, and a wooden duck (quack)...in THAT order!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-19-0453. A Series of Short Stories and Unfortunate Events 4hehe, it's kinda funny if i do say so myself! R & R por favor senor! i'm hungry...i'm gonna go eat cereal...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 11-18-0454. DeAr DiArY 4: I Have No Life! reviewsi am i spaz, a klutz, and an idiot-bow down to me you stupid waffles or I'll butter you and pour syrup on you! BOOWW...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-0455. A Story Containing One Long and Random Sentence! reviewsWARNING!: this story may cause u to pee in ur pants from laffter-ooo-but then we could have a laundry party!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-18-0456. Lupe and Lisa's Rambling Sentence of Randomness! reviewsWARNING!: this is really random - story may be offensive to midgets - may cause reader a severe rash or headwound...or a wolverine!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-0457. El Poemo of the Dayo 1: I Need Help reviewsThis has to be the stupidist (is that even a word) poem ever!...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-0458. Poopie Hippo's Poetry reviews..seriously, don't ask...just read...and review!...yaaa...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-18-0459. A Series of Short Stories and Unfortunate Events 3...lets just say there are pickles involved!...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Published: 11-17-0460. DeAr DiArY 3: The Clan of the Duckies!its about ducks! who duzn't love ducks? read it darn u!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Published: 11-17-0461. Sven reviewsA life-changing, wonderful masterpiece! not really, but read it anyways you bagel! ooo...bagel...Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-16-0462. DeAr DiArY 2...another special day in my special life-review it slaves! Review!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Published: 11-16-0463. Dear Diary 1 reviewsMy "special life-, and the sad part is, this isn't made up! Enjoy!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-0464. A Series of Short Sories and Unfortunate Events 2 reviewsA masterful, ingenious piece of literature!...not really, but read it anyway!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-0465. A Series of Short Stories and Unfortunate Events reviewschapter uno! when we say short story, we mean short story-but still, i command U 2 R & R! mwahahaha...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-0466. Memoirs of Some Insanely Psychotic Dreams reviewsRead the title.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-0467. Tis a story reviewsRead this! I COMMAND YOU! DO AS I SAY! SLAVE!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-6-0468. Mocha reviewsIt's a true story: Mocha's my cat-but don't worry, she didn't really eat my arm off, and she's on a diet now! Enjoy!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-6-0469. My Life reviewsGod, I'm stupid. Enjoy!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-5-0470. A Guy Named Frank reviewsPlease read and review this one, it's brilliant. Okay, not really, but read and review it anyway! YAY! waffles...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-5-0471. An Ode to Joe reviewsThis is how stupid some people can get...An ode to the name Joe...heehee Joe...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-11-04
