I keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up
calls me on the phone tells me all the ways
that he's gonna mess me up -
steall all my children,
if I don't pay the ransom
I'll never see them again,
if I squeal to the cops...
a wolf at the door.

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1. i like it when you disappear reviews

...hope some of you older members come around still, keep champing everybody

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 12-28-06

2. She

... (just add she in front, if you have to know)

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-24-05 - Published: 11-24-05

3. Stir Up the Evil

all apologies for the lame title.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-9-05 - Published: 7-9-05

4. Now Disappear reviews

... slightly modified villanelle

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-4-05 - Published: 5-4-05

5. Fair and Fumed and Sweat

... inspired by e.e. cummings.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-4-05 - Published: 5-4-05

6. All Words and No Poets reviews

... all this nonsensical poetry about rivers - people ripping off old ideas. Why do we need to be told what is symbolic before it is symbolic?

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-13-05 - Published: 2-13-05

7. City is Flat reviews

...

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-05

8. I don't have to sell my soul reviews

...

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-05

9. Oh, Spare Me the Closet Drama! reviews

...too many people claiming to be angry over nonsense, and deciding to make poetry out of it. (But maybe this is hypocritical, who knows)

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 8-11-04

10. Witch, Etymology of reviews

... I don't generally enjoy reading or writing free verse poetry, but I gave it a shot.

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-10-04 - Published: 8-10-04

11. Delighted, Being Drudge to You reviews

... everything is trivial placed next to her.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-6-04 - Published: 2-6-04

12. Malady, or M'lady reviews

... an ode to my supposed superiors.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-2-04 - Published: 2-2-04

13. Untitled reviews

.. an attempt at something sort of archaic-sounding.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-19-04 - Published: 1-19-04

14. Feignedly, You Will Be Loved reviews

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-13-04 - Published: 1-13-04

15. I Think You’ll Like This One! reviews

... if I ever meet a Siren ...

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-11-04 - Published: 1-11-04

16. Untitled reviews

another old one.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-11-04 - Published: 1-11-04

17. Untitled reviews

an old one.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-11-04 - Published: 1-11-04