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since: 01-20-04, id: 393861
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Author has written 61 stories for Fantasy, General, Humor, Life, War, Song, Politics, General, Love, Friendship, Fantasy, Play, Sci-Fi, Young Adult, and Mystery.

Project Updates:

Gangland will hopefully be back on track as soon as my Mum's laptop is fixed.
I've just heard about a new Bill Murray film with practically the same plot as Hannah Houdini, which is abit off-putting. Go to http://indie.imdb.com/title/tt0412019/to see more about it.

Don't you hate those annoying "Fact File" profiles? You know the ones I mean. The ones like this . . .

"Name": Ritzy
Location: Technically London, but I lived in New York for two years and will always be a pushy New Yorker by heart.
Favourite Authors: Tons. Neil Gaiman, Mikhail Bulgakov, Jonathan Safran Foer, Haruki Murakami, and tons more.
Favourite Bands: Waay too many to name. Franz Ferdinand, Maximo Park, Belle and Sebastien, the Kaiser Chiefs, the Futureheads, Radiohead, Manic Street Preachers, The Zutons, the Scissor Sisters, Blondie, David Bowie, Morissey, The Clash, the Buzzcocks, Shriekback . . . . .
Favourite Movies: My Own Private Idaho, Bright Young Things, The Waterbabies, Chicago, The Hours, The Assasination of Richard Nixon, The American President . . .
Currently Reading/Listening to . . . Reading "Everything Is Illuminated" (Jonathon Safran-Foer) listening to 'You Could Have It So Much Better' (Franz Ferdinand, constantly!) and watching 'Lost' (OH MY GOD!)

"Life is real! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal;
"Dust thou art, to dust returnest,"
Was not spoken of the soul."
H. W Longfellow - Psalm of Life

"Thus, though we cannot make our sun
Stand still, yet we will make him run."

Andrew Marvell- To His Coy Mistress

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1. Constellations reviews
I read somewhere that we're all made of stars.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 5-4-08
2. Spin » reviews
A man lies half paralysed in an MRI machine, visited by a friend from his past who brings halfforgotten truths back to the surface.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-28-07 - Published: 6-28-07
3. End of the Line
Through her own ghost reflection she sees the outlying clusters of suburban lights against the black, like hives of apocalyptic magma reeling away from her as she leaves them.A shorty story about riding on trains.
Mystery - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-23-07 - Published: 6-23-07
4. We Be Learnin' reviews
Revision tips, Sean Paul style.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-10-06 - Published: 9-10-06
5. Name of the Law » reviews
When a suspected murderer is put in a coma, his wife, inspector, doctor and a witness are all caught waiting for his scan. As they do, they realise that he is not the only one with a secret, and that sometimes it's hard to tell the victims from the crimi
Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
6. I Bet That You Look Good in a Lab Coat reviews
A scientific version of the Arctic Monkey's song
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 5-24-06
7. The Only Way To Feel » reviews
Maybe this was what it felt like to be grown up – things just don’t hit you like they used to.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 1-7-06
8. The Definition of Love » reviews
A teacher, clinging to the shreds of his marriage, a student, disillusioned with the spiritual, and the four letter word that they both have in common.
Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-6-06 - Published: 1-27-06
9. Library Card reviews
A librarian falls madly in love with a customer and creates worlds in which they can be together, unknowingly turning his love into a dangerous obsession.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-1-05 - Published: 10-1-05
10. Party People reviews
I've got a date with a bottle of rum/He's a bit transparent, but he's loads of fun (a funny song about 'those' kinds of parties)
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-11-05 - Published: 9-11-05
11. The Wrong Side reviews
Now you're cut up and spit out and full of rage/While I'm getting high on the latest craze . . (A song)
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-3-05 - Published: 9-3-05
12. She's Losing It » reviews
These are the best years of my life.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,836 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-29-05 - Published: 8-3-05
13. Freeze Frame » reviews
You spun around me in circles, filling the air with song as I screamed and screamed, pulling you in close, feeling your heart beat like the dieing moth’s wings. I was crying.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-6-05 - Published: 6-30-05
14. The Ailing Muse reviews
Is the painting more alive than the model? Inspired by 'The Picture of Dorian Grey' by Oscar Wilde
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-1-05 - Published: 7-1-05
15. Gangland: Shard's Exile » reviews
There's something stirring in the empty street's of No-Man's-Land. The infamous conspirator Shard has been exiled and reunited with her comrades, with only one thought in her mind; rebellion.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-26-05 - Published: 6-16-05
16. Hannah Houdini » reviews
Running's always an option.
Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-13-05 - Published: 5-26-05
17. Let Her Drown reviews
The one that you never let down is now letting you drown
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-05
18. 15 Minutes reviews
"Everybody gets 15 minutes of fame."
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-6-05 - Published: 6-6-05
19. Breadcrumbs reviews
Let's not think about that.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 6-4-05
20. Spider's Web reviews
"And I am no more than a kind word and a stranger to you." Sort of written to my parents. (Warning: Angst Approaching)
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-2-05 - Published: 6-2-05
21. White Orchid reviews
"It is anything but this."
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-30-05 - Published: 5-30-05
22. Dummy reviews
My lips aren't even moving.
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-17-05 - Published: 5-17-05
23. Untitled reviews
I know, imaginative title. - " . . .It’s the lingering trace of a fingertip, It's the dwindling space between lip and lip . . "
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-17-05 - Published: 5-17-05
24. White Noise reviews
Elastic bands are the new black, darling.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-17-05 - Published: 5-17-05
25. Daisy Chain reviews
You made me what I am today, I made you a daisy chain
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-8-05 - Published: 5-8-05
26. Into the Fire » reviews
A person, kept in a room since birth, starts to receive strange objects from the outside world. A blind boy is told stories - and believes them. A story exploring what we we experience, what we believe and the darker side of fairytales.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-17-05 - Published: 4-17-05
27. I Shot the DJ reviews
He's murdered the music, he's killing the groove
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-21-05 - Published: 2-21-05
28. InhaleExhale reviews
You dance across my lips as I stand beside a corpse and slowly, slowly, Inhale.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-6-05 - Published: 2-6-05
29. Answering Machine reviews
The dial tone is a monster and it's eating up your brain
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-5-05 - Published: 2-5-05
30. The Seer's Eyes reviews
A boy finds himself, wounded and alone, in the wreckage of a war-torn city. He remembers nothing of what happened. A blind girl appears to lead him to safety, but as the sun sets it seems that more than just his future is held in her hands.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-05
31. Barbed Wire Baby reviews
Rings on your fingers, bells on your toes, Hand on the trigger and away we go
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-25-05 - Published: 1-25-05
32. Dolly reviews
You grew old too fast / And your soul, it got away . . .
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-22-05 - Published: 1-22-05
33. Reborn reviews
My world's a freckle on your brow
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-22-05 - Published: 1-22-05
34. Little Paper Man reviews
You're my little stick boy, my little paper man
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-13-05 - Published: 1-13-05
35. Everything's OK reviews
It's like those few seconds after waking up when you don't know who you are. It's like seeing someone you love with someone you hate, not thinking of you. Not thinking of you at all.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-4-05 - Published: 1-4-05
36. T reviews
Don't carve my name into your skin, There's an easier way to let me in
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-28-04 - Published: 12-28-04
37. Not Waving But Drowning reviews
That straightjacket brings out the blue in your eyes
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-28-04 - Published: 12-28-04
38. Hierophant reviews
Taking dead words and making them shine/ Turning water into wine . . .
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-11-04 - Published: 12-11-04
39. Not a Word reviews
Charisma trickles from her lips/ And beauty shakes her fingertips . . . .
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-10-04 - Published: 12-10-04
40. Love Song reviews
Dusty specs, trapped beneath a filmy contact . . .Long nails, digging into my knuckles . . .Cigarette slicked and guttural . . .Barely more than a lazy whisper.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-30-04 - Published: 11-30-04
41. This Feeling reviews
What's this feeling creeping in my veins? Crawling up my spine into my brain?
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-6-04 - Published: 11-6-04
42. Pretty Little Things reviews
I'd sell my soul for pretty little things
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-6-04 - Published: 11-6-04
43. We Can Still Remember reviews
Nothing lasts forever, we can still remember
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-6-04 - Published: 11-6-04
44. The World Has Moved On reviews
or has it?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-24-04 - Published: 8-24-04
45. England is Safe reviews
I wrote this song about a man called Mr Marriott who helped out on our farm because he was awesome and because I wanted to.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-23-04 - Published: 8-23-04
46. Alice reviews
Inspired by 'Alice in Wonderland' and 'Go Ask Alice.' I tried to capture the theme of the latter while essentially writing about the former. If you havent read either, dont worry. You'll get it.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-23-04 - Published: 8-23-04
47. Sleeping With a Stranger reviews
Who are you?
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-23-04 - Published: 8-23-04
48. Stripes and Stars reviews
My coffin’s draped with stripes and stars, does this bring honour to my scars? (Extreme patriots: You will find this offensive)
Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-6-04 - Published: 7-6-04
49. The Windowpane reviews
What use are dreams if you've nowhere to take root?
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-6-04 - Published: 7-6-04
50. Religion reviews
Have you ever seen a Rabbi on a motorbike?
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-19-04 - Published: 6-19-04
51. It's All For You reviews
About using someon in a relationship only to find that you're not on top after all. Rated PG13 for some suggestive sections.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-19-04 - Published: 6-19-04
52. Exultation reviews
On failing wings she takes her flight, hiding from the cruel moonlight . . .
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-17-04 - Published: 6-17-04
53. Pride Undone reviews
The title speaks for itself.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-6-04 - Published: 6-6-04
54. Change reviews
A poem about paper cups, dirty souls, loose change and answering machines. Inspired by the Sandman: Brief Lives.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-2-04 - Published: 5-2-04
55. Just Following Orders reviews
Oh, what God's games this mortal plays!
War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-27-04 - Published: 2-27-04
56. Blood on my Hands reviews
There is blood on my hands, but I keep on fighting (not suicidal/angsty, I promise)
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-27-04 - Published: 2-27-04
57. Symphony reviews
A recent poem of mine. Bon Appetit!
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-26-04 - Published: 2-26-04
58. Ode to a Midnight Snack reviews
I always felt sorry for cheese, being overlooked by poets all the time, so I decided to do something about it.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-26-04 - Published: 1-26-04
59. China Doll reviews
She's so beautiful, underneath it all, but that's not what she believes . . .
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-24-04 - Published: 1-24-04
60. The One Who Fell reviews
The story of a girl who fell
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-23-04 - Published: 1-23-04
61. Burning my Bridges reviews
My fortress is crumbling, it falls stone by stone . . .
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-23-04 - Published: 1-23-04
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