Hello everyone!

I am a teenager who loves writing and reading, especially fantasy. My favorite authors are George R. R. Martin, Guy Gavriel Kay, Terry Prachett, George Orwell, J. R. R. Tolkien, Stephen R. Donaldson, J. K. Rowling, and Phillip Pullman.

When I'm not writing or reading, I can be found sleeping, surfing the internet, or-- gasp-- doing homework so I can keep up my grades in the 'decent' range.

Please review. Praise, criticism, flames, flattery: I love it all. I'll try to return the favor as soon as I can.

-- Abby

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1. The Bacchants reviews

The Greek god Dionysius (god of parties, drinking, and so on) shows up to correct President Bush and explain to him the proper way of running a country. Offensive to Republicans and conservative Christians.

Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

2. Matt Magus's New Year's Resolutions reviews

Attempting to come up with New Year's Resolutions is hard. Keeping them, especially if you're a trenchcoat-wearing chain-smoking wizard with a grudge against God, is harder.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-11-06 - Published: 3-11-06