Rupert Greenwich
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since: 01-24-04, id: 394529
Author has written 15 stories for General, Humor, Thriller, Action, Biography, and Essay.

Big hitter, that Llama. He hauls off and whacks one to the bottom of a 30,000 foot crevase...

I can't really decide which is better...

"Look, I'm Yani. Sans the attitude."

Now you probably don't care, but

Favorite bands: Alice in Chains, Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Moe, Phish, String Cheese Incident...


1. Don't do Drugs? reviews
Drugs are a funny thing. This is why you should or shouldn't do them
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-06
2. Bob Fosse: He's the Man reviews
An actual teacher gave me a 95 on this report...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-8-06
3. Conspiracy? » reviews
It's the best story you'll ever read. Bumbling commies try to take over the world by selling magazine subscriptions.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-8-05 - Published: 1-28-05
4. From New York to Wisconsin: An Ode to Joe reviews
We'll miss you, buddy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-05
5. The US Open reviews
A golf story we all can enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-05
6. Hitters reviews
Hey all o' you alls, I'm back. This is a fun piece that I think you'll enjoy...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-6-05
7. Hoss McBagel 2: Hoss McBagel Harder reviews
Hoss gets a visit from Curtis, who in turn tries to eat his shoe. Title is a "Die Hard" parody, not an inuendo.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-30-04
8. Rodrigo the Pizza Boy reviews
No point, whatsoever. I was probably intoxicated at the time. Maybe some of you crazy people will enjoy it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-30-04
9. Hoss McBagel reviews
The Private Eye has his first adventure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-04
10. Slugs reviews
Two banana slugs converse about philosophy...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-18-04
11. Islets of Langerhans reviews
A college suite, and all hell breaks loose
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-04
12. Killer's Time » reviews
Two rivaling organizations compete to kill off each other. Read and Review.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-13-04 - Published: 1-27-04
13. Cows reviews
A cow's point of view...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-7-04
14. Confessions of a Semi Dangerous Big Toe reviews
A look inside the science of bigtoeology
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-24-04
15. The Cruel World of Optomism reviews
A look inside the world of optomism. REVIEW PLEASE.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-24-04