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Scary Stalker Girl
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since: 01-25-04, id: 394685
Author has written 22 stories for Love, Song, Life, Friendship, General, Supernatural, Romance, Young Adult, and Essay.

Greetings. My name is Lauren, or Laurie, or Mira, if you prefer; "Scary Stalker Girl" is truly more of a title.

Appearance-wise, I have shoulder-length brown hair with bangs; I'm pale (my mother calls me "pasty") because I dislike going outside. My eyes are a sort of blah bluish-gray, and I wear glasses. I don't wear makeup because I feel like if you're ugly it won't help that much and if you're pretty you don't need it (besides which, I never learned how to put it on. My mom does it for dances and stuff because she says I have to wear it for those.) I'm overweight, which bothered me for awhile but now I really don't mind. I'm somewhere in the neighborhood of 5'6".

I live in Raleigh, NC, and unlike most of my friends, I actually like it here. I'm a senior in high school, planning on majoring in art education in college and becoming an art teacher, preferably at a high school because I detest small children.

I'm bi, though I lean strongly toward the hetero side of the spectrum. I'm currently single: straight guys seem to be afraid of me for some reason, though I do have a lovely gay boyfriend named Marc.

Hobbies include painting, drawing, knitting, reading, writing, playing piano, so on, so forth.

I'm kind of a simple girl: most of the kids who go to my school are wealthy, whereas I'm kind of middle-class.

Music-wise, I like a lot of different stuff: 80s bands (Styx, Journey, Poison); classics (Queen, GNR); pop (Five for Fighting, James Blunt, Anna Nalick, Elton John, Saving Jane, Maroon5, Bette Midler); country (Big & Rich, Keith Urban, Emerson Drive, Lonestar); rock (Pink, Evanescence); alternative (Ani Difranco and emo bands like the Killers, MCR, Simple Plan, Green Day); and Broadway (Grease, Sweeney Todd, Rent, My Fair Lady, and, of course, Wicked.)

As far as movies, I like chick flicks, of course, one of my favorites being "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore. My favorite movie ever, however, is "American Beauty."

I read a lot. I like Gregory Maguire (author of Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, which is my favorite book ever.) Also like Sunlight by Robin McKinley, most anything by Dean Koontz, etc.

I'm known hither and yon as a Wizard of Oz and Wicked geek. I have a collection and am working my way through all forty of the Oz books, even the ones not by L. Frank Baum. I'm up to nine. I quote frequently from both Wizard and Wicked, and on costume day during Spirit Week at my high school last year, I showed up fully "greenified", my hair sprayed black. People got so freaked out, because you couldn't tell I was green until you were a couple of feet from me because of the brim of my hat, so I'd be walking down the hall and people would, like, jump back and stuff. It was awesome.

I have a tendency to have crushes on gay guys and guys who are way too old for me, especially teachers. It's odd.

I write mostly about what I know. My current work-in-progress is Smoke Gets In Your Eyes, which is a teacher-student-romance-thing. I work on it as my AP classes permit.




1. Grounded
It's kind of hard to fly high when half of your heart's still on the ground.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-08
2. The Oliver Sonnets reviews
Five sonnets written for and about my ex-boyfriend, Oliver.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-19-08
3. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes » reviews
A lot has changed since the last time Laura Jones and Alan Eldridge met. How will the new circumstances redefine the boundaries of their relationship? Warnings: Relationship between teacher and student, adult situations, alcohol abuse, cursing, etc.
Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 6-13-07
4. Unsent reviews
A poem expressing feelings of unrequited love for one's teacher.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-23-07
5. Paper reviews
Written for my AP English class last year as a possible college application essay. The assignment was to choose any word and describe how that word describes you. I chose paper.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-10-07
6. Outlines reviews
Outlines keep the people I love safe.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 7-9-07
7. Cold reviews
Sometimes there's no feeling that's welcome except the cold.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-1-07 - Published: 2-1-07
8. Pretty reviews
Pretty is as pretty does...
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 1-22-07
9. Monochrome reviews
Color provides too many choices, risks, fears. Monochrome/grayscale is so much easier, don't you think?
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-21-06 - Published: 7-21-06
10. Anything But Me reviews
Just me being my normal angsty/low self-esteem self again...
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-18-06 - Published: 4-18-06
11. Untitled »
Okay, it's not untitled, the name of the story is "Untitled." Got that? Good. A story of pain, addiction, and how sometimes family's all you've got, even when you don't want it.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-21-06 - Published: 2-20-06
12. Lunatic » reviews
Some teenagers who are different from everyone else find a haven where they find the one thing they've always wanted-someone who cares about them.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 10-22-05
13. Good Girl reviews
The story of my sixth grade social studies teacher, on whom I had a crush, told from his point of view.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-25-05 - Published: 7-25-05
14. Fairytale reviews
Fairytales don't exist... do they?
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 3-31-05
15. Sorry You Love Her reviews
I wrote this for Paul Chapman, someone I care about who needs to find someone who cares about him as much.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-1-05 - Published: 3-1-05
16. Sorry reviews
A valentine's day poem for Lindsay Wallace...
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-9-05 - Published: 2-9-05
17. Rainbow Pride reviews
For all the GLBTQ people out there. This poem is about standing up to homophobes and accepting and being proud of being gay.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-15-05 - Published: 1-15-05
18. Suicide reviews
If I had to choose between never loving you and suicide, which do YOU think I'd pick...?
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-9-04 - Published: 12-9-04
19. Rebel Angel reviews
This song was originally going to appear in a story I was writing and lost interest in... Basically it's about a vampire and his girlfriend.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-9-04 - Published: 2-9-04
20. The Dream reviews
If you liked "For This Moment," you should like this one.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-9-04 - Published: 2-9-04
21. The Invisible Girl reviews
Invisibility is not always a good thing...
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-9-04 - Published: 2-9-04
22. My Valentine reviews
Have you ever wanted something-or someone-you couldn't have?
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-25-04 - Published: 1-25-04
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