FictionPress.com - let the words flow| FictionPress.com - let the words flow |
| Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search | Login Register Extras |
| Cynical Muse |
Author has written 13 stories for Life, Politics, Song, War, and General. 'Allo, me = Cynical Muse. Cynical Muse is equal to: a 14-year old girl in Seattle, Washington who finds herself being attacked by rabid inspiration at random intervals. This is exhausting, but never tiresome. Cynical Muse likes writing long, irrelevant fantasy sagas in her head, poetry and songs relating to her various alter egos or, more rarely, herself. She is obsessed with Shakespeare and Lord of the Rings. She dislikes people who talk in the third person, and has therefore just dealt a severe blow to her self-esteem, but will make it up later. ^_- Aussi, elle--um, je parle le francais souvent, mais le francais est tres, tres mauvais. les Francais: AAAH! Nous avons peur!! Moi: Pourquoi? Vous n'aimez pas mon francais? Oh, c'est trop mauvais. Je peut chanter... les Francais: Oh, merde! *running away* Moi: *starts singing the French national anthem* ALLONS ENFANT DE LA PATRIE, LA JOUR DE GLOIRE EST ARRIVE, CONTRE NOUS DE LA TYRANNIE, L'ETANDARD SANGLANT EST LEVE-- Ahem. Apologies. Anyway, not much more to say. I frequent fanfiction.net under the pseudonym 'Yilantri' and write the most appallingly stupid fanfiction in the history of the possibly appalling genre. And...I like muffins, and rarely experience teenage angst, so please don't run away in fear at the thought of a highschooler's poetry. I beg of you. Namarie, ta-ta, a bientot, ayidannas, farewell and adieu (ye dear Spanish ladies), et cetera, et cetera, et cetera... ~Cynical Muse ________ -Running Commentary- ___________ I'd like to take this oppurtunity to say that 'The Angst Song' is a PARODY, my friends. Yes, a PARODY. I've never experienced much angst, and even if I had I'd die before writing anything that disgustingly overdone. And don't mind the whole 'teddy bears' thing...I know it's random. It was...just...there. *shrugs* | |||||||
1. Illusion reviewsNot actually sure if it's a song or a poem..When someone tries hard enough to be thier image of suffering, they actually suffer...and you thought they were pretending. Oops. (More angst, couldn't help it)Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-22-04 - Published: 2-22-042. One for the Analysts! reviewsTitled as such because it doesn't make sense, also classified as 'Mystery' for the same reason. It falls into place. You have the power. You need to watch yourself...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-043. Not My Fault reviewsIt's strange to feel guilty when you have no reason to whatsoever. It's not your fault. Right? ...Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-044. They Say reviewsDon't become the opposition; you'll then be on thier side inadvertently. And don't you dare say that's not a bad thing.War - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-7-04 - Published: 2-7-045. Play It reviewsSo many war movies; so little understanding of reality. What an oppurtunity to make a profit, war.War - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-7-04 - Published: 2-7-046. Lost Cause reviewsI cannot summarize. Ah...it's basically trying to get across the face that when something's futile, it's futile...so one can feel free to waste thier time but not at someone else's expense, and there is no such thing as emotional insurance.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-6-04 - Published: 2-6-047. The Angst Song reviewsThis is a song of suffering, a plea for help. This is a scream of anguish crying to be heard. 'BETTER LYRICS! PLEASE' This is a PARODY, by the way.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-26-04 - Published: 1-26-048. What Line reviewsshrugs Eh...this is another one where I really don't know exactly what I intended with writing it. Catchy, but...strange.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-04 - Published: 1-26-049. Take it Down reviewsMuaha. I like this one, though I'm not sure about the whole 'romance' thing. It was intended to be a sort of love song at the beginning, but I edited it into a sort of surreal little oddity. What's your opinion?Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-04 - Published: 1-26-0410. Identity Crisis reviewsDoesn't everyone loooove middle school angst? Oh, of course they...don't. However, I think I may have captured it all right.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-26-04 - Published: 1-26-0411. Immunities reviewsThis is strange. I can't summarize. Just read it and let me know what you think...I'm not sure if I like it...Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-26-04 - Published: 1-26-0412. Seeking reviewsI have no idea where this came from...I just started typing and there it was...as to what it's about, perhaps the ups and downs of losing your naivete at last...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-25-04 - Published: 1-25-0413. Professional reviewsA poem (obviously)...regarding an odd reaction when tragedy strikes.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-25-04 - Published: 1-25-04
