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Author has written 19 stories for Love, Politics, General, Horror, Humor, Life, Fantasy, Haiku, Romance, and General. "I don't do drugs. I am drugs." Dali | |||||
1. Dreams » reviewsAdriana is abducted under Prince Eric's orders. Eric says his reasons for taking her are pure, but Adriana suspects things as she learns of Eric's cultish religion and magical abilities. Her passionate, vivid dreams contribute to her suspicions...Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,389 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 3-21-092. Writing is a game » reviewsTwo sonnets about novels: one about the forgotten, unnoticed work of genius, and another about the typical low-quality best-seller.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 3-22-093. Fictionpress reviewsMy newest story is a flop, and so my self-esteem will drop...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 3-22-094. The Seventeen Strangers » reviewsStibhum and Jiukerell, two wandering warriors, happen upon the small farming kingdom Agunae. Learning that Agunae is under threat, they agree to help find warriors to help defend the kingdom.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,722 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 6-1-065. Smoothie reviewsThis is about the time I got stabbed with a harpoon.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-066. To the Ugly, Pretty and All reviewsA little message to the ugly, pretty and all. 'Nuff said.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-067. Boris the Spider reviewsPete seeks vengeance against the spider that gave him a concussion in his teen years.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 7-13-068. Pie is good reviewsPie is good. I think you should have pie as often as you could.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-1-06 - Published: 6-1-069. As you complain reviewsPeople, if you have Internet access and can read this bad poem, you can probably afford food and housing for yourself. Be glad.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-1-06 - Published: 6-1-0610. Thoughts on WordEating reviewsWe've all said stuff we wanted to take back later. Note: if you have to eat your words, eat them while they're still hot.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-1-06 - Published: 6-1-0611. The Peeps reviewsAfter years and years of ingestion, microwave jousting tournaments and Easter basket decorating, the Peeps were fed up. It was about time for a revolt, and well… they just revolted one day.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-1-06 - Published: 6-1-0612. Ice Cream Men reviewsWhere did they all go? Bob was right, not wanting to drive the truck through Deer Park.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-31-06 - Published: 5-31-0613. Rigor Mortis reviewsIt's Betty's fault I'm in this predicament.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-31-06 - Published: 5-31-0614. The Fiction Press Experience reviewsThis is a quasi-fable that goes out to all fiction press writers. Remember your first fictionpress story?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-28-06 - Published: 1-28-0615. FADS reviewsAbout a subject that makes me mad; the STUPID, WORTHLESS diet fad.Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 10-28-0516. Dissin's of politicians reviewsHey, we all do it from time to time. I just wrote some observations down and made them rhyme.Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 10-28-0517. The modern quiery reviewsWhat's wrong with society? Read the poem, you will see.Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 10-28-0518. Lost reviewsNothing to do with the show. Just a litle blurb on how love makes us feel.Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 10-28-0519. The Romance Hack reviewsYou can relate.Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 10-28-05
