I go by many names, including Allison, Bojangles, Bojangalang, Nerd, Sally, and The Bojangley One. I'm 18, long-haired, and apathetic. Look me up in the Funk and Wagnall's encyclopedia under Bojangliness.
I love Memento, The Police, Franz Ferdinand, Conan O'Brien, Monty Python + Spamalot, SNL, morbidity, House, Monk, Law and Order, sarcasm, Hillary Swank, Uma Thurman, The Three Musketeers (candy bar and book), music, The Who, Siegfried (the opera), Verdi, randomness, reading stories on this site, Salvador Dali, The Doors, writing stories, theater, choir, frogs, Office Space, the B-52's, Army of Darkness, basketball, Kill Bill, The Birdcage + La Cage au Folles, Thomas Harris books, lamps, satire, Star Wars, eighties rock, Barack Obama, Stanley Kubrick, Chinatown, The Strokes, Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Christopher Nolan, philosophy (Western and Eastern), Kill Bill, The British Invasion, Peeps, Peanuts, Mutts, my puppy Paris, Led Zeppelin, Coldplay, The Kinks, tennis, Edward Gorey, Socrates, Dustin Hoffman, Dr. Strangelove, Beck, IMDb.com, pirates tales, superhero tales, foreign films like White, Run Lola Run, Diva, Amelie, and The Brotherhood of the Wolf, Johnny Depp, Marlon Brando, Gigi, Requiem for a Dream, Ed Norten, the idea of me playing LaCrosse, Finding Nemo, Starbucks, paintings, Decartes, The Princess Bride, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, toasters, composing, Dane Cook, The Wedding Singer, Jimmy Fallon, Bill Maher, Nietzsche, the Brat Pack and their movies, Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Lancome makeup products, Ewen McGregor, lava lamps, Hugh Jackman, Stephen King, watermelon, ice cream, and a lot more that I won't mention because I'm lazy and don't want to type it all.
BY THE WAY...
I'd like to say 2 things - one, that my poem, 'Pie is Good', is not meant to say that people should binge. It's meant to show how quickly eating for fun and joviality can get to be a big problem. If you didn't catch that, it could just be the poem, meaning it's not that good, which sucks. However, poetry is relative. Art is relative. So... interpret it how you want.
Second, if you happen to be reading this, be brutal in your reviews. Comment on anything that annoys you - I'm not gonna improve as a writer if you don't tell me my flaws. I'd rather be embarrassed now and learn than be embarassed after my ego has inflated. But... don't be afraid to praise me :) .
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