I am an 18 year old girl who has many obscure talents. Among them are: knitting, miming, speaking grammatically incorrect German (and Spanish, and Portuguese), as well as balancing books on my head while performing various tasks.

I'm quirky, really.

Of The Moment...

Song: Here I Dreamt I Was An Architect by The Decemberists
Movie: The Dark Knight
Book: "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" by Mark Haddon
TV Show: The Golden Girls (RIP Estelle Getty)
Game: Resident Evil 4
Saying: "Girl, you're so FIERCE."
Ice Cream Flavor: Guava cheesecake
Obsession: Labyrinth, a 1986 children's movie starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly

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1. Bloodline » reviews

Many years ago Meredith's grandmother unknowingly laid a curse upon her, forcing her to become the property of a powerful man... a man she had just barely escaped from herself. A retelling of the Grim Bros.'s little known classic, Little Hut in the Woods.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,403 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 12-29-07

2. Porno Poet reviews

I can truthfully say that a man elicited my change, the coming out of my shell. I can also truthfully say that he was a poet and that he was rather fond of pornography. I knew him as PornoPoet.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-1-07 - Published: 3-1-07

3. Lord Floydeus reviews

Lord Floydeus came today. That’s not his real name. It’s Floyd, which is what Mommy makes me call him, but when she’s not around, it’s Lord Floydeus. Peter agrees with me on this. He says that the name Lord Floydeus “is very becoming.”

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 2-10-07

4. The Talk reviews

When my mom finally gives me The Talk, we end up having an argument over something completely different. My mom and I realize that we don't quite relate with each other, but we'll never admit to it.

Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-19-06 - Published: 5-19-06

5. Time Would Break reviews

I wrote this poem for my creative writing midterm. I think it's the only decent poem I've ever written.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 4-22-06

6. Man Amongst the Shadows reviews

The shadows created monsters and the light vanquished them. As far as he was concerned, he was a shadow. And nobody liked shadows.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-27-05 - Published: 10-27-05

7. Sandra reviews

“Alexandra, Sandra, Sandy.” he quietly sung through the air, drawling each version of her name out for as long as it could go. “Don’t you know better? You can’t beat me. I thought you realized that.

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 8-17-05

8. Lone Stranger reviews

On a cold night, an old man finds himself alone. What happens when a certain person wants to remedy that?

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-17-04 - Published: 10-17-04