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| APersonAndAHalf |
Author has written 55 stories for General, Song, General, and Humor. Pleh. This banana I'm eating is making me sick... Is it just me, or are the lights flickering? Anyway, I write and I read poetry. I write other things, too, but I am unmotivated and have literary-ADD, so none of that ever gets finished, save for the three non-poetry pieces I have on here ("Time of Day," "Era of the (insert long title which I cannot remember and am too lazy to look up here," and "The More It Hurts When You Fall," the second of which I wrote with my best friend). If I like your writing style, chances are I will unintentionally imitate it. I'm sorry if this happens, really. I'm still working on total originality, and I still have a long way to grow with my writing, so everything I post on here is either an experiment, or a crazy, metaphor-ridden emotion that I threw up on my computer and felt like sharing with all you lucky people. There are a lot of things on here that I would like to delete, but I am overly sentimental and cannot bring myself to do so. There are a lot of things I would love to edit as well, mostly for grammatical errors, however, I have no idea how to do this. Please tell me. I will love you forever if you tell me how to edit previously uploaded documents. If it's even possible... I'm sorry if this was boring. I'm really bad at these. And so, I bid you farewell, and in the words of my former science teacher, "Have a nice life." | |||||
1. The More It Hurts When You Fall reviewsShort oneshot. A murky combination of poetry and prose, observations about characters, real or imagined, whom I love and hate.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-06 - Complete2. Curse reviewsDefinitely not my best, and certainly not a style I intend to keep. Still, it's interesting, and definitely portrays how I felt at the time I wrote it though not necessarily now.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-06 - Complete3. Cycle reviewsIt's been a while, but I've been busy. Incorporates views of death and nonexistence which I've been mulling over for a while now. Reviews very much appreciated.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-06 - Complete4. Unstable Ecstasy reviewsAbout a sort of mistake. Possibly redundant, rather long. Dedicated to a friend for her silly yearbook note with the made-up memory.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-11-065. Days After Expiration reviewsMy subconscious has finally swallowed him, and now he won't stay out of my poetry, even if his appearance is brief.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-23-066. Decay reviewsI was angry and my head spit this out. I didn't like it, but now I do, so I'm posting it. Truly stream-of-consiousness.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-067. Through Emotions That Leave Me No Pride reviewsThis is how he makes me feel, when I look at things rationallyPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-068. Ungraceful reviewsRead. Reviews much appreciated.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-25-059. No title reviewsRead and review, please.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-13-0510. Empty reviewsI wrote this a long time ago, but only just un-lazied myself enough to post it. It was inspired mostly by an Alanis Morissette song, though it didn't really turn out anything like her lyrics. Anyway...review. And read, of course.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-24-0511. Absence reviewsThe idea from this came from my art teacher, who at times seems overly obsessed with composition and balance. And Fictionpress is trying to screw with my mind or something, because it took out random letters in random words in this...grrPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-0512. The Finer Things reviewsIt's got a distorted sort of rhythm, but it all came naturally, so there's not much I can say to fix it. Read and review.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-0513. Light reviewsRead. Now. Please.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-20-0514. Unnamed reviewsCan't think of a name, can't think of a summary. Guess you're just going to have to read it yourself.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-0515. And Her Name Is reviewsUnexpected. I started writing a story, but this came out instead.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-17-0516. Time Will Cry reviews"...Kicked the dust of frightened whim and flicked the switch to start again."Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-30-0517. The Heart of Addiction reviewsI had a hard time writing this, but I think it turned out alright. Please read and review. I'll give ya this nifty pen!Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-0518. The Era of the Legless, Earless, Jawless Cat Thing reviewsWritten by two coffee-induced writers with nothing better to do. Very amusing, in our opinion. Definitely a must-read for anyone who is entertained by the idea of a cat with several limbs missing.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-0519. Time of Day reviewsShort and somewhat surreal, in a sense. My first story here, so I'd really appreciate some feedback.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-20-0520. Melancholy reviewsSomewhat inspired by the manga "Dolls"...but...sort of not. Read, please. Drop a review on the door mat. Thanks.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-0521. Melody of Memory reviewsRead! Review! I'll give you a cookie! Oh! And it mentions coffee! Exclamation point!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-0522. Let's Dance reviewsUh...yes, yes, read it.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-4-0523. Fallen reviewsYeah.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-0524. Her Voice Is My Limit reviewsNot my best and sort of strange. Nonetheless, I'll appreciate reviews.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-0525. tomorrow wasn't supposed to happen reviewsBLAH. Read and review. By the way, I messed up the last line: minus one for.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-29-0526. Toxic Euphoria reviewsMy creativity juices are coming back to me, oozing with songy goodness. Read and review, if only for a late birthday present to me!Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-11-0527. Alice Before the Looking Glass reviewsIn my nostalgia, I wrote a poem with vague references to Alice In Wonderland. Unfortunately, all I've seen is the Disney version, though I doubt it makes a difference. PLEASE review!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-14-0428. confusion reviewsA little experiment/combination of two poems I wrote. Read and REVIEW.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-0429. Stolen Flowers Stolen Gods reviewsLittle Gothic-like poem I wrote. Let's all celebrate the rejuvenation of fictionpress!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-18-0430. My Beloved Hero reviewsYes, I actually wrote a song...short as it is...but now I can't remember the tune. Oh well, probably not very original anyway, so no big loss. PLEASE REVIEW.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-3-0431. the insane ramblings of a serial killer reviewsThe title is kind of a joke. But anyway, read it.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-24-0432. I am Wary II reviewsI wrote this poem and "I am Wary I" a few weeks ago. But "I am Wary I" sucks. So here's "I am Wary II," which I'm pretty happy with. Read it. Review it. You know.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-20-0433. sinking reviewsThat was really scary, for about a week I was unnable to upload anything. But miraculously, today, it let me and so here's another poem. Review, please.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-15-0434. Core Temperature reviewsI'm going through this odd phase of poetry in which each poem I write should remind you of the nonsensical ramblings of a drunk person. "I'm weather-craving again"Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-7-0435. Comic reviewsRead. I command you.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-0436. Ellipses reviewsAnother poem of mine with mentions of rather painful physical injuries. I've been in an odd mood lately. Read and review anyway?Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-22-0437. missing identity reviewsHmm, I feel kinda weird posting this one. Not for those who flinch easily (mentions of bleeding cuticles-you have been warned).Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-18-0438. sighing too hard with problems too easily solved reviewsTurned out so much better than I thought it would, I'll be hurt if you don't at least read it.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-12-0439. Self Expression reviewsOk. It has a name. It rhymes. Should satisfy you people. So read it. And review it.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-20-0440. Try to Remember my own Name reviewsNot my best, but that doesn't mean I won't still hunt you down if you don't review.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-16-0441. Wood reviewsRead and review. See my machete?Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-9-0442. The Horrer Of MidSentence reviewsPlease just read it.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-28-0443. Needing clinging fear of need psychological damag reviewsA slightly edited automatic writing I did last night. Kind of a narcissistic view on parenting.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-27-0444. Wingless Flies reviewsUnlike any of my other poems...read it.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-22-0445. The nonexistent name reviewsThis isn't like any of my other poems, it's kind of strange. Be compassionate and review.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-18-0446. Death to names reviewsOnce again, no name...just read it.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-9-0447. The name was lost in a tragic accident reviewsYeah, just read it, ok?Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-21-0448. Balancing Act reviewsI wrote this on some coffee-inspired impulse, and I'm actually pretty happy with it. My only regret is that the stanzas didn't separate when uploaded. (Sighs deeply) Read and review.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-16-0449. Valentine's Day reviews(Readers gasp in shock as they notice the title) Yes, I have given it a title! Muwahahahaha! Ahem...on with my summary...well, I was actually in a coherent state while writing this (readers gasp again). Not a love poem. Some people think it is. It's not.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-15-0450. Absent name reviewsGrr...why am I posting this? (See inside for answer) Review, as horrible as it may be...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-14-0451. no name reviewsErm...kinda morbid...just read it, ok?Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-12-0452. Reading Palms: A beginner's Guide To Shouting reviewsreadPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-12-0453. People Have Ears reviewsUh...read it, ok?Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-11-0454. nameless reviewsInvolves a metaphorical storm thingy.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-10-0455. Set reviewsUh...well, I'm not really sure what it's about...well, I am, but I can't really explain it...the only way I can explain it is through the poem (nice little paradox for you). So, read and review, please.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-9-04
