
What ho! I'm Alice Potato. (Yes, I changed my name. Why? I don't even know. Ask Kumquat21, I guess, though I doubt she knows either.)
Lessee, what to put here? I am a bit peculiar. You can probably tell this from my name. I tend to obsess over things - currently, I am in love with all things Disney. _
I have two stories up currently - one co-authored with Kumquat21 (whose stuff I highly reccommend!), which you probably won't understand unless you are on drugs. Maybe not even then. It is entitled Goosebooth. Unless you enjoy crack-tastic, crazy humour with pink blobs, teeth like shiny, shiny stars, and circuses in Tahiti, you may be happier just not reading it. -nods-
The other is The Book of Earth, the first in a saga of five that will likely never be written. Go ahead and read it if you wish, but please keep in mind that it is a first draft, and therefore in need of much, much work and unlikely to be updated in the near future.
In closing, ahh . . . read the stories on my favourites, as they're better than my own. _
Toodle pip!