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| Skiv |
Author has written 34 stories for Family, Love, Humor, Humor, Haiku, Life, Fantasy, Romance, Friendship, Fable, Song, War, Nature, Thriller, Fantasy, Spiritual, and Essay. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Welcome to Insanity. Would you like a hand stamp so you can get back in?” “In the beginning, there was chaos. “*Attempts to fly around room.* *Falls off rolly chair.*” Possums and Awesomeness...Do they fit together???? Long has this been debated by myself and that of my imaginary friend Geoffrey, but leave him out of this, (Geoffrey has a very sensitive personality). "I say hurray you say hurrah!" "Skiv is the voice of reason around here." "You make me feel "George is only half the man he was before he met Skiv." "I feel like the Chinese water element... Or a Nazi symbol..." "Is this not the most spastic rodent you've ever seen?" "Thou shalt not hollow out seals for rollercoster rides." "She's still so sweet! Now she's just sweet and green!" "And we can do the hussle! 'Cause in Heaven? Everyone can do the hussle!" "It's a proven fact that many insane people grow calmer when they're around cats. I find this explains much about me." Ok there you have it. Oh, I also say "Huzzah," and "Fie," a lot. To put it shortly, I go everywhere, see everything, steal most of it, and misplace the rest. 'Shana calls me a kender. *beams* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ People's works you need to check out are as follows. Kishana Mornai, one of my very bestest friends and sorta half cousin (Don't ask). Ahrar Nighthammer, my brother (Don't ask) , my friend. Has an AWESOME story going called "Nighthammer," I believe it is. Some nice rants and such also. Eckrice, a nice guy if you can get through the possums, "Stuff," and yellings of awesomeness. Has a nice story going called "Malkarise." (Did I spell that right?) Naquam, another brother (No asking allowed), another friend. Has nice poetryish stuffs. Will soon have a story out me thinks. (Mwahah. Now we hopes he has to put it out soon) Rust Poisoned Blade is another buddy. Aren't I so popular? She has a really good poem up called... Erm... Pains of an Unwanted Heart! I think! Read that, it's good. Ahhhhhhh Masked Coconut. What is there to say about you but... Werr... Rytia Malachite is someone I don't know but has a really nice story called "Twisted Fate." Very good... The Author Formerly Known as Oz, Drunken Monkey King, deserves some r&r too. His story The Order in Chaos, has been read by me, and it's really good and used to be good from what my friends tell me. (He's revising it) FurBall*of*Evilness... Ya she's awesome. She has some awesome humor stuff and really cool hiakus! She's totaly cool, she gave me a hug! *beams* AethraZip: Huzzah to clicky pens. Well anyways... May your sword stay sharp, may your horse stay strong, and may the mangos not track you down and beat you like the dog you are. ~`Skiv We loves der kihees | |||||
1. Pretty in Pink Sinister in Sable reviewsA double poem! Leave intact for an 'unlikely friendship' poem, or cut the last few lines for a 'I am different then you all, fear me' poem.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-8-052. PuppetMaster reviewsWoo hoo for metaphors. About a marionette and her former puppet-master.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-18-053. Random Ditties » reviewsA ditty is a little song. Mine are just random little songs that I wrote, most of which are quite strange.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 6-12-054. Wanderlust reviews"This is what the Wanderlust does to a trapped soul."Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-055. All You Ever Meant to Me reviewsHe didn't mean much to me. This is all...Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-056. Gypsy Lover » reviewsA song about two young lovers, brought together by travels, and torn apart by the very thing that cleaved them. (Oooh, aren't I flowery)Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-28-05 - Published: 12-28-047. Concerning Soup reviewsA thrilling tale of an eccentric protagonist. Really short. Really strange. Not for the people who don't appreciate my ways.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-25-058. My Response reviewsAll you people out there who look down on be for being different? NSync style point This is for you.Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-15-059. Trapped Without the Shackles reviewsA little bit of prose, about how I get when I'm in my mood. Have fun.Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-0510. Insanity reviewsA short story type deal about "insanity." Enjoy.Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-3-0511. I'll Always Love you reviewsA song about... Yeah I dunno, it just came to me. Have fun.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-0512. Emrald Tears and Sapphire Kisses reviewsThis poem in honor of Cosmo-queen, read her goods! Should the title be "Nature's Gems" or what it is now?Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-25-0513. Purple Sticks of Incense reviewsYa I got nothin'... But FP is being mean and messed up the font, when one person is speaking it's italic and bold, and the other person is just italic.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-17-0514. The Larkless Afternoon reviewsNo larks to fly today.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-28-0415. Shadowstabbing reviewsA strange poem that I have NO clue what it's about, nor do I overly care.Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-28-0416. The Pirate Sheep of Doom reviewsA drinking song I wrote about The Pirate Sheep of DoomPoetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-28-0417. Love My Anestesia reviewsA really short poem that flew into my head when I was having a really good day. How strange...Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-28-0418. What Shall We Do My Lord? reviewsA really silly song I wrote when alone in the house, and insanely hyper for some reason... I was just bouncing around singing whatever came to mind, and then wrote it down. Never safe, I know.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-0419. untitled reviewsUntitled song, until someone gives me a good name for it. A song I just wrote because, alas, you can not hear the tune, or the main part.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-27-0420. The Legend of the SpoonTree reviewsSome wonder where spoons came from... Well now all your questions are answered, in one, action packed, tale of love, humor, and angst... Ok so their's not love, lots of humor, and the only action and angst involves a picnic spoilt by ants...Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-7-0421. Waiting » reviewsA story I wrote a fair while ago, the night of a friends graduation, but didn't put up for who knows what reason. Now I think I will. It's writen from someone else's point of view, not mine.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-22-04 - Published: 7-15-0422. Night of Larks reviews'Twas a night of darkness, 'twas a night of larks.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-25-0423. A Poem for a Friend reviewsThis is a poem dedicated to my bestfriend. The friend that never leaves, that's always there for me, that goes with me everywhere. This is for you... -pours coke on the ground-Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-16-0424. Fun things happen when » reviewsTen amusing haikus about when fun things happen.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-7-04 - Published: 3-7-0425. Cold Night reviewsA rather haunting chant.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-22-0426. Love is Like a Zipper reviewsAh love. It's just like a zipper don't you think? You don't? Well it IS! Just read this and you'll see.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-21-0427. Ethereal Sylph reviewsA short poem based on my friend (Pen name of Ethereal16).Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-12-0428. Total Nonsense reviewsWell there's not much to say that the title doesn't say for you. It's a song that makes no sence. But it's FUN! About stuff I've done or should do. Mostly have done...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-11-0429. The Master Plan » reviewsThis is a story about a girl and her brother and her plan to get a cookie. It's writen from both there views so every other paragraph (Starting with the first) is from the girls veiw. The others are from the guys view. It's not the confusing once you starFiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-13-0430. Fallen Dove reviewsAn alphabet story about a dove. An alphabet story is a story with exactly 27 sentences. One of each letter in the correct order, and then one of any that you wish.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-19-0431. Penguin Murder Mystery! reviewsBy puffin you're right! It's a penguin murder mystery!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-6-0432. Random Outburst reviewsIt's as the title said. A random outburst. It's just going up because I made the mistake of showing Kishana Mornai and she told me too under pain of death... Or something like that...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-5-0433. Wolf's Song reviewsA heartbreaking poem I wrote, oddly enough, when I was very happy. Who'd guess it?Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-15-0434. The Doctor The Mother The Baby reviewsA poem about a doctor that wants to kill, a mother that wants her child and a baby that wants to live.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-13-04
