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| Bragi |
Author has written 73 stories for Humor, War, Song, Love, Friendship, General, Fantasy, Life, Religion, Horror, General, Essay, and Nature. A biography on a poetry page is like Cliff's notes on the cover of a book. | |||||
1. Woman of Wood and Lace reviewsMy own nostalgic views of feminism. The formatting was completely destroyed during the upload, so it may look a bit nonsensical. My apologies.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-062. Where's My Shoe? reviewsIt has no philosophical meaning, and will offer you absolutely no intellectual improvement whatsoever. But you're going to read it anyway.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-063. A Lullaby Written Just for Me reviewsPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-064. Discourse on Masochism reviewsPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-065. Grus the Madman reviewsI hate to ruin the innuendo, but Grus the Madman is actually a heron. Read it first as if you didn't know this, and then read it again while keeping that in mind. Muy interesante.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-27-066. Coquettish reviewsConjured after a particularly excruciating rehearsal during which I was subjected to the obnoxious giggling of the three curly-blondes in drama. I shudders.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-27-067. SeraphimAn account of three memorable moments that all involved trees, but mostly of one that reminded me of Da Vinci.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Published: 4-27-068. Courtesy reviewsA Shakespearian sonnet on the too-much-neglected value of silence. Please do not read aloud.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-24-069. Relativity reviewsA foolish poet's perpective on the nature of the universe.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-0610. With a Word reviewsSonnet. Read.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-10-0611. The Cathedral reviewsPoetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-0612. Speak Not of Mountains reviewsThree-verse octosyllabic couplets about how there are some things that bad poets just shouldn't touch.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-11-0513. Soular reviewsBeginning with my favorite lines from a previously written poem. Excuse the bad pun (Is there any other kind) in the title, but I couldn't resist.Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-0514. Nostalgia for a White Ship reviewsInteresting rhyme scheme to this one. Difficult to explain using less words than are in the actual poem, so you might as well just read it.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-0515. Ten Random Limericks reviewsA compilation of ten random silly limericks I composed in my notebook in summer school for lack of anything better to do.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-0516. Words on a PageA rhyming free-verse about poetry itself and its ridiculously central position in my life as of late.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Published: 7-13-0517. They Stay The Same reviewsMy first attempt at sonnet writing. Inspired by my old science teacher's favorite saying, "The more things change, the more they stay the same", which I recently realized was in iambic pentameter.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-2-0518. Poor Old Mr Newton reviewsA silly limerick I wrote for science class when I had to do a biography of Isaac Newton.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-0519. The Crucifixion of Poetry reviewsI am especially proud of this one. A product of my frustration with whiny teen angst poetry, and a plea for the return of classical verse. Read this, if you read nothing else on this page.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-11-0520. For Juliek reviewsA mockery, perhaps, of my own poetry since reading the works of someone who had the right to tell tales of sorrowPoetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-0521. Metacognition reviewsThis was originally written around a rough sketch of a skinny wretch sitting on a stool with part of his skull peeled back, examining his brain with his disembodied eyeball. That ought to tell you exactly how strange this poem is.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-0522. Splinter reviewsFor Elie Weisel. Your story has never quite left me.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-30-0523. YOU ARE GOD reviewsHa-ha! Silly human girl has figured it all out! Scream with me and run around in circles! Fear me, Grissom goddess of the universe! Let us rule together! WEEEEEEEEE!Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-28-0424. Refrain for Another Day reviewsNo philosophical or informative purpose, I suppose, but I thought this one was especially pretty. Just read it.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-15-0425. Sweet Surrender reviewsMy own strange view of a typical high school girl's search for romance, being a bit jaded on the topic myself. Review, dammit!Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-15-0426. Virtuoso reviewsSomething I wrote for English class. Surprise ending. Plenty of good feedback from the gang. It's good, I promise.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-8-0427. Grey Water reviewsSurprise, another blues song. Very proud of it. Writing keyboard music as we speak. Please review, tell me what images come to mind.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-0428. The Lat Machine reviewsThe moral is: never piss off 274 solid pounds of twitching muscle.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-2-0429. Spellbook reviewsVarious curses and spells for the condemnation of select individuals to an eternity of misery, woe, and an assortment of ather extreme stages of depression.Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-22-0430. Deadbolt reviewsStrange abstract peice written to rid my brain of a few strange abstract peices of poem floating around up there with the dolphins. Weeee, swim my little dolphins...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-0431. Crash and Burn reviewsEver heard "Are you gonna be my girl" by Jet? It's kind of like that. Wrote this when I was in a mood to party.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-0432. Enigma Avalon reviewsAll the peices of poetry that didn't fit anywhere else. Kind of like my own personal wonderland, filled with random one or two -liners that I couldn't make up a poem to go with. Kind of cool, I think. Welcome to Wonderland.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-6-0433. The Ragdoll Crisis reviewsHave been shut in a house for ten hours a day, three weeks straight. You never know what a kid will come up with when they're bored.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-22-0434. Paris reviewsThey may have good taste in aesthetic architecture and high fashion, but the French still suck.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-8-0435. Back In Action reviewsOkay, no more mushy stuff. The Killer's back!Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-0436. Better For It reviewsLooking back on the school year, saying goodbye to life as I know it.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-0437. Post Love Lull reviewsIt's stupid. Do yourself a favor and read something else. I recommend Monster Blues.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-28-0438. Schoolhouse Blues reviewsAh, the inborn desire of all children to get out of school that causes them to daydream, watch the clock, and yes- even wite a blues song.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-28-0439. The Rock reviewsMy family and some of my friends call me "The Rock" because I never cry. Funerals, breakups, injuries, divorce- you name it. Never. Well, life kicked my ass today and The Rock is feeling more like a cotton ball.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-25-0440. One Block from Heaven reviewsA blues song, all the way. To the tune of "When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-0441. Hurricane in Wonderland reviewsMental hairball. Lament for our screwed up generation. Semi-free verse, totally unedited, unrefined, imperfect. Curse you.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-23-0442. Oh Chicken Wing! reviewsAh, my best beloved food of all! Hot wings ROCK!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-0443. Have a Little Faith reviewsA reminder to myself to lighten up.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-19-0444. A Million Ways to Kill You reviewsGo on, see if you can guess who it's about. I'll give you a clue: you probably know him.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-15-0445. Free Getaway reviewsNot sure where this came from. Read and review.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-15-0446. Dead Skin reviewsMade it up while peeling dead skin off my hands. Kind of sounds like a Dr. Suess poem.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-0447. War Song reviewsIt's short, just read it.Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-0448. Toad SpitA vey strange, random poem that has nothing to do with toad spit.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Published: 5-10-0449. Monster Rock reviewsRemember "Monster Blues? Well, here's its sister poem, Monster Rock. Maybe I'll write a Monster Polka...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-0450. Black Bird reviewsIf your parents are divorced, you'll get it. If not, enjoy anyway.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-5-0451. Wearing Thin reviewsAre you sick of life in general? Then you'll love this one.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-3-0452. Lady Luck Part V reviewsPoetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-2-0453. Lady Luck Part IV reviewsPoetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-0454. Lady Luck Part IIIPoetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Published: 5-2-0455. Lady Luck Part IIPoetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 5-2-0456. Lady Luck Part I reviewsThe beginning of the very long story of Lady Luck. Read it anyway, dammit.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-0457. Smart Alleck reviewsThis is about being a smart-alleck kid and not being taken seriously by anti-smart-alleck adults. Curse you, anti-smart-alleck adults! CURSE YOU, I say!Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-22-0458. ZuruckgekommenDon't worry, it's not in German.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 4-15-0459. I'm Hungry reviewsI wrote this while I was hungry. Go figure.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-9-0460. Going Psycho reviewsThis one's for all my buddies back at the asylum.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-8-0461. Eggnog and Rum reviewsForget caroling and church- this is what Christmas is like with MY family!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-0462. Slayer reviewsBallad of the evil overlady. Kind of like an Iron Maiden song.Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-0463. Song of the Sinner reviewsI wrote this for a friend who wasn't feeling to hot. Enjoy, R&R.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-3-0464. Long Live Rock reviewsA salute to Rock 'n' Roll from a die-hard fan.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-0465. White Flag of the Bright Mind reviewsOkay, I don't usually write romance poems, but PLEASE just this one? Pretty pretty pleeeeeeeeeease?Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-0466. North vs South Battle of Limericks reviewsThis guy Zack and me were fighting over who's better: Ohio State or Michigan.(OSU rules) Obviously, my verses are the good ones.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-0467. Monster Blues reviewsMeant to be a blues/rock song. This is one of my favorites so far. please R&R.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-16-0468. We Praise Thee, O Dodge Ball! reviewsWe lift our souls in worship of thy greatness, O holy rubber weapon of might!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-16-0469. The Last Anthem reviewsAn epic balladish type poem. Came up with this after listening to Battle of EvermorePoetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-14-0470. Irish Drinking Song reviewsPick a tune, fake an Irish accent, and sing along! Note: This song is best performed in the company of a breakdancing leprechaun.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-13-0471. Impending Doom reviewsA poem about death, despair,doom, and all that good stuff.Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-0472. The Kaitlyn Theme Song reviewsIf I was important, this would be my theme song.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-0473. Invitation reviewsParty at my place!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-04
