Author has written 31 stories for General, General, Fantasy, Historical, and Fantasy.

WHAHAHAHAHA! This is the first thing you're supposed to read, and heed, before reading MY stuff. See, me and my partner in crime, the all powerful Authoress Kittioto, have started something of a... community, for authoresses on ff.net. We have this story posted, called "DBM&M". YOU SO need to go check it out! The account is called "The Authoresses" ^_^ And e-mail us, if you want! Alrighty, this is what happens when I get bored and think my bio is boring... NEW!!! ^_^ This is modeled a bit after my dear friend Kittioto's bio, so hey, don't kill me! ^_^;;

Eh... a little about myself... I'm fairly crazy... manically depressed (whahahaha! ^_^)... no seriousely, I am crazy, very outgoing and nuts... I mean, I'm the kind of gal who'll walk into the grocery store with toilet paper wrapped around her head screaming something about the men in white coats coming after her. Yes, I have tried it. No, the after affects were not pretty. Another really fun thing to do is to go up to random people and ask random questions such as -- "Do you stick your pinky up vacuum cleaners?" "Does your toe lapdance?" "Can you hear the voices?" And things like that... whahahaha! I am a midget tree. FEAR ME! ~Rides around on her one legged killer duck~
Anywho... I'm basically convinced I'm an anime charecter. Don't ask. But I will tell... I have this LONG hair, to about my knees, so I put it up Sailor Moon style alot (Odangos and all! Whahaha!) I also have really wide, big eyes, and I can actually make them into puppy eyes. Pretty scary, ne? I look a little bit like Deedlit from record of Lodoss War... heehee... despite the fact I don't have her ears... (~Bawwwwls~) and alot of people have told me I look like Belldandy... yeah whatever... anyways, here are the things I like to write about!

TRUNKS - Who cannot resist a hot purple haired hunk?! @_@ He is the biggest and bestest bishi in the whole world! ~Worships her Trunks shrine~ In alot of my fics you'll find me or another charecter pining over him... whaha!

FANTASY - I'm a HUGE fantasy obbsessee, and what better way to express that fact then through writing?

POETRY - My inspirations for poetry and few and far between, and sometimes it begins to sound repetetive, but when the writer's bug hits, it hits HARD. Right now I'm especially fond of writing poetry that's non rhyming, but that forms a picture in ones mind...

LONG AND DRAWN OUT SERIES - Bwahahah! My favorite!! Who can NOT resist keeping one's readers in suspense as they wait for the next chapter? ^_^ ~Evil cackling~ And plus, it gives me a break if I've got serious writer's block... whaha!

Pointless Ramblings - I actually have quite alot of these. Some of them are angsty, but most of them are random insane thoughts, like my "I am a Mango" poem. It's best not to ask what I eat. Because I can list alot of things that make me high, hyper, or anything related to that, and it's every food you can think of except for the evil ones -- tomatoes, mushrooms, avacado, clam chowder, and black licorice. ~Hiiiss~

Stuff I do NOT write:

Yaoi/Slash Can we have a bigger EW?! For goodness sake, why these kind of things are so popular I have no idea! To me it's just a bunch of politically correct crap that everyone thinks is suddenly 'okay' because 'everyone else' likes it. The neverending cycle. ~Scowls~ It's so immoral and just plain... well... gross!

Yuri Same thing as for Yaoi. ~Glares at nothing in particular~

Brother/Sister Pairings Give me a BREAK. Though rare, these kind of fics disgust me. Sure, I can understand if you're not blood related... but... ah! It's totally incest!

Lemon/Hentai Yeah, so everyone's read lemons. Me, I don't like them that much. Actually, I don't like them alot. And I could never... ahem... 'lower' myself to write them. I am yet a young girl, and maybe after I'm older and married my thoughts will change, but until then, I don't even think people who are underage should be WRITING such things.

Murder - I will read things where murder happens, but not things that glorify it, or make it seem wonderful... the same goes for suicide. I have read some absolutely beautiful fics that leave me with a raw nose and swollen eyes that ended or had suicide in them, but things that make is seem wonderful, like an escape to things... well, that I won't accept.

That's about all my sleep deprived mind can think of, in that catagory at least...

Location: Alaska, USA
Religion: I am currently non-denominational, but I was raised Luthern.

Interests: Anime, clothes, punk rock, punk clothes, goth clothes, japanese fashion, sewing, reading, writing, singing, music, playing guitar, snowboarding, riding and training horses, skateboarding, heavy metal, ireland and scotland, japan, celtic music, celtic legends, RPGs, RPing on yahoo and on message boards, chatting, HTML, art, KiSS dolls, Kamishibai, being mello-dramatic, pranks, crank/prank calls, my horse, my ponies, horse shows ^_^ Jumping my horse... my horse again...

Hates: PIKACHU!! DIE!!!!! ~Kicks the yellow rat to the HFIL place~
Teletubbies - ~Shudder~
Britney Spears - OH PLEASE! I used to like her (see my songfic, don't let me be the last to know) But now... "Britney Fears" Ah hah... recommened song - I'm Afraid of Britney Spears by LiveonRelease
Boy bands - N'Suck and BSB... ~Hisses~ And anything remotely boy-bandish
Preps - AGH! ~Bangs her head on the wall~
Bossy people and snobs - Seriousely, I can't even tolerate people like that. I blow up in their faces.
My little brother - He is such a PAIN. 9 year old demon child...
My Arch-rival - No name to be given ^_^;;
The color pink - Okay, this is a constant turmoil with me! I dislike the color, yet like it at the same time. And not only that, it's my best color! ;_; I don't like it, say, alone, but pink plaid RULES THIS WORLD!!

Age: 13 (Birthdate -- March 4th, 1989)
Heigth: 5'8"
Weight: 130 lbs
Nationality: 60% Scottish, 40% Irish = 100% Celtic
Hair color: Honey Brown with natural blonde and red streaks
Eye color: Brown with shots of green. They turn amber when I'm mad and green when I'm upset.
Skin Tone: Very pale white, but come summer that'll change -.- ~Tans way too easily for her own good~
Real Name: Molly Colleen McIsaac
Nicknames: Mint, Moni, Monio, Maully
Favorite colors: Purple, Blue, Black
Favorite Animals: Horses, Whales, anything that is sea-dwelling
Favorite books: Sabriel by Garth Nix, Daughter of the Forest by (can't remember!! Julia something...), Anything by Tamora Pierce...
Favorite Anime: Record of Lodoss War -- The OAVS and Chronicles of the Herioc Knight; Love Hina; Inuyasha; Dragonball Z; Seriel Experiments Lain; Ah! My Goddess; Ranma 1/2; Adventures of the Mini Goddess; Burnup W; Sorcerous Stabber Orphen; All Purpose Cultural Catgirl Nuku Nuku; Cardcaptor Sakura... need I go on?
Favorite songs: I have so many, it's HARD! Uuhm... Oh dernit, I can't answer this! Anything celtic, metal, punkish, or female singers (Jewel, Dido, Alanis Morisette, Michelle Branch, etc)

Recommended authors:

Kittioto - Kittioto is one of my dearest and most loved friends. A few months ago, I was cut off from contact with her (she was my best online buddy) but she still remains dear to me. She has some of the coolest works ever, and my current favs of hers are the Authoresses of DBZ (It has me in it!) and her poem entitled "Pages". Very haunting, very beautiful...

Melodic Fae Another good friend of mine, actually, one of my best in real life. This is Camiel. She has some amazing works, but me, Kittioto, and Alex seem to be the only ones that review her!! She has a really great self-insert fic called "The CC guys see too many girls". She inserted me, Kittioto, and a few other people we know! Very fun!

MeerKat MeerKat is my friend... well, Kat, who is my biggest RP buddy. She has some pretty cool stuff, so check her out!

Chocobo This is my online friend Billy. He has the most amazing, most beautiful poems you ever did see.

ChiChiX I haven't really started talking to ChiChiX yet, and I've hardly made a dent in her multitudes of fics, but she ROCKS! ^_^

GlassGhost This is my friend Callie, a 16 year old poetic genuis. I've been bad and haven't reviewed her poems, but I've read almost all of them, and they're great! Go look!

Kaiken Kitty My clone, Kitty! ^_^ I met Kitty on Falandia, one of my favorite RP message boards, and we're now convinced we're half cousins... er... since her mom was adopted and mine doesn't know who her dad is... ^_^ ANYWAYS, she's a big anime freak, and I started reading her stuff but got kicked off, but YOU go look, too!

ShadowKnight My friend Andy-Pandy, he writes some kewl original sci-fi fics! ~Snaps the whip to make you look~

Saiyajin Mia I haven't talked to Mia for a LONG time, I used to e-mail with her, until I lost her e-mail and forgot her screen name... but I remembered it now! Look at "Keeping Trunks Immortal", it's beautiful, about Trunks, dedicated to me. I have it hanging in my room, and still cry when I read it.

For now, that seems to be everyone I can think of...

Favorite quotes:

There's no such thing as normal! -Kittioto

Liberalism isn't a theory, it's a mental illness. - Michael Savage

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

My dream, the winds of legend blow
And in my hair, my fingers, I can feel it
Sad things and painful things, too
Sparkle in the light of the sun - Ending song from Record of Lodoss War, Chronicles of the Heroic Knight

Nandesuka...? - Vash the Stampede from Trigun

Lahem! Shampoo love Ranma! - Shampoo from Ranma 1/2

My long ears are lovely! Along with my waist, my bust, and of course my SHAPELY hips! - Chibi-Deedlit from Lodoss Island

Shiris: Orsen's regained his emotions! Now if only he could calm down enough so we could get off this boat!! ~Orsen is seen in the background with arms and feet waving wildly as he runs back and forth~
Orsen: Whee whee we're on a boat! We're on a boat!
Shiris: Be careful Orsen, you might hurt yourself!
Orsen: ~Hits the wall and a huge bump forms on his head~ Ow ow Shiris it hurts! ~Goes over and clings to her waist~
Shiris: Hush now, I know.
Orsen: ~Looks up~ Oo mama... I want some milk...
Shiris: ~Brings out the almighty mallet and causes a few more bumps on Orsen's head~ -- Chibi-Orsen and Shiris from Lodoss Island

I like cheese. Do you like cheese? I like cheese.

I need to find a better host body...

Don't hurt me! I'm just a cute little kid!

I'm in shape, round is a shape!

Whew! I have alot of favorite quotes, have you noticed? ^_^

April 22nd, 2002

Hi hi! Well, I was bored, and I decided that my screen name needs an appearence as well! WHAHAHA!

Hair color: Chestnut
Eye color: Burgundy-ish.
Build: Very lean, yet shapely.
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 135 lbs
Species: Elven
Clothing: A black belly shirt with bell sleeves that engulf hands, with a red corset that laces up the front, a knee length black skirt that's very loose, black leggings, knee high black leather boots, and a black/silverish cloak.

Whahaha! This, apposed to my other self, which is explained in detail in Kittito's Authoress fic. I ish a saiyan as well! WHAHAHA! ^_^ ~Waves hands around madly~

Otay-ness! Lessee.

If you want to take a peek into my ranting... I'll warn you now, though. I kind of ruin my good girl image. I swear. Alot. And babble deep things. And sometimes there's even reference to Wicca, though I am Christian. So if you don't want any of that, don't read.

http://www.ujournal.org/~malletgirl My Ujournal --(This is the newer, happier journal. At least for now.)

http://www.livejournal.com/~malletgirl My Livejournal -- (Older journal. Deeper rants. Probably more swearing. Not exactly a look at my sugoi side most of the time.)