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Author has written 14 stories for Sci-Fi, Humor, General, Song, Action, and Thriller.

My name's Jim Smith.

I like science fiction and fantasy, mostly, although the occasional horror story may draw my eye. I also like standard action/adventure romps every once in a while.

I'm not much for poetry. Sorry folks. I typically find it to be nonsensical and pretentious. Call me uneducated, but it's my personal preference.

Other than that, there are some categories I really dislike, namely "spiritual" and "young adult" fiction. I'm not much for simplistic moral dilemmas and quandaries, like stories in those categories usually come down to. I don't like romance either, unless it's coupled with a genre I like.

Favorite Personal Quote (from my time as an agnostic): "I will neither confirm, nor deny, the existence... of a greater being."

Other funny personal quotes:

"I am Stalin reincarnated!" (Yes, folks, the name of the game was sugar high...)

"This is was separates the men from the dancing monkeys."

Other favorite quotes:

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard. I read your book!" -- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr. (movie version)

"Get off my plane!" -- James Marshall

"Don't let it end like this, tell them I said something." -- Pancho Villa (last words)

"History will remember me well, for I intend to write it." -- Winston Churchill

"France: Where the money falls apart, and you can't tear the toilet paper."

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." -- Albert Einstein.

Current Fiction:

A novel-length sequel to Operation: Wolf and Operation Wolf: The Agency. It's not going to be posted here, but with any luck, it'll get published someday.

Upcoming Fiction ( means possible):

Extended "Movie Star Wars". More corny puns! Oh what joy!

Adandoned Fiction:

The Old Switcheroo. Adults always want to relive their childhood, right? And children want to grow up faster, right? That's Daniel Murray's view.

Industrial Manslaughter. Weird idea I had on a long bus ride with friends. I said I was "revoking them" and it kind of snowballed into a little sci-fi shortie.

Thanks to the following people (that I know of...) who added me and/or one of my stories to their favorite authors and/or favorite stories list (Updated 6-13-05):

Joe Hogle - read his "Trial of the Damned" and "The Last."
Kevin Noonan
simply-frondle - although i think she just did it as a favor... maybe not.
shaoZahn
Daniel-Murray- especially him because I'm on both of his lists and three of my stories are the only ones on his favorite stories list.
Learora - even though she hasn't reviewed anything...
Sir Keilah - A great writer, who has unfortunately left FP.
T.J. Henri
The One Chosen
Seixe
Th' Tolimnes Davin
Kittybobo777 - Thanks Mike!

Thanks also to ChristianGeekGuy for his useful, helpful, detailed, and informative reviews, as well as writing good fiction.

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1. Two Men and a Body
John and Daniel, the heroes of the Operation: Wolf series, are presented in another light. They've got a problem. There's a body on John's living room floor.
Complete - Thriller - Fiction Rated: M - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07

2. Operation Wolf: The Agency »
Sequel to Operation: Wolf. Duvessa Batte always knew there was something wrong with the Agency, she just didn't know what. Thanks to John Streck, she's about to find out.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,158 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-31-06

3. The Synapse Chronicles
A scifi thriller featuring many gun battles and an exciting climax. For fans of my work, this is a rewrite of Synapse.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-4-07 - Published: 5-4-07

4. Random is Pie I mean Good! » reviews
Random thoughts from the mind of Biminator... This has become my rant depository, so... if you want my random, sorta funny stuff (which is mostly K-rated), go for the first 3 chapters, and stop there.
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 5-12-04

5. The Specimen » reviews
A story about a breach of security in a military base similar to Area 51. COMPLETE.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-17-06 - Published: 4-12-05

6. John the Baptist reviews
A man is hired to kill people committing the seven deadly sins. The category doesn't fit very well, but... it's good stuff. Oneshot. 71906: Page Breaks Fixed.
Complete - Thriller - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-5-06 - Published: 3-5-06

7. Operation: Wolf » reviews
It's not everyday that a portal opens in your world. Cowritten by Miss Wood. COMPLETE. 71406: Revisions Complete. 71906: Dates Added.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-11-06 - Published: 6-22-05

8. Johnny and the Bomb reviews
Yeah, just a bit of an action scene I wrote. Just went where it took me.
Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-24-05 - Published: 8-24-05

9. Synapse » reviews
body switch fic. upgraded the rating for possible later gun violence and violent and or inappropriate dialougue. COMPLETE.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 11-27-04 - Published: 6-14-04

10. Why I Took Down The Old Switcheroo reviews
Yeah folks, I took it down. Here's why.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-31-04 - Published: 5-1-04

11. What A Nuclear World reviews
A random idea a friend and I had.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-8-04 - Published: 5-8-04

12. Movie Star Wars reviews
Hyperness causes me to act weird. Oneshot.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-15-04 - Published: 4-15-04

13. Aliens Are Evil reviews
A kid battles aliens. There are a few spoof moments. This may be removed. Oh well, enjoy the overlyused corny jokes if you can. Oneshot.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-6-04 - Published: 3-6-04

14. The Trip reviews
John Streck builds a dimensional portal. Problems ensue. Oneshot.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-15-04 - Published: 2-15-04