Hey this is my page. obviously. my screen name's on it dolt!

Name: *looks around suspiciously* I'm sorry, you are not qualified for that information.

Sex: Anytime.

Height: Taller than your dog.

Age: Younger than your mom.

Weight: For what? An engraved invitation?

Hobbies: Comedy, sarcasm (gee, could ya tell?) writing (no crap Sherlock, I'm here, aren't I?)

Okay, before I get started, I should probably say this: Most of my stories center around the same characters, however are not related. (Unless they have the same title or it says in the summary that it's a prequel/sequel/spinoff for a certain story.)

Interests: *completely different from hobbies* Video Gaming, Baseball, J-Pop, Anime, Manga, Making Futile Attempts To DrawA Manga Version Of Jet Black, Classic Rock, Airplane! (It's Freaking Hilarious, Rent It), Music In General (Except EmoAnd Rap), The Boston Red Sox Not Sucking This Season, PlayStation2, The Puerto Rican Kid In My Science Class Dressing Like Napoleon Dynamite For The End Of School, Typing These Lists With Every Word Capitalized Like This

Dislikes: The New York Yankees, My Stupid PS2 Memory Card Blowing Up Last Week, That '70s Show Being Canceled, Not Being Able To Draw (It's The Worst Thing ForA Manga Author...), Over-Rated Anime Series, People Telling Me Stuff About Movies I Haven't Seen Yet, My Friend Dan Referencing Video Games I'm Never Going To Play, Sequels That Suck, Gothic Kids (Seriously, You're Not Individual When Twenty Other 'Individuals' Who Look Just Like You Are Standing Ten Feet Away)

OK, now seriously, a note on most of my fictions: They're mostly dead, with the exception of Jet Black. (The new one that doesn't have a subtitle.) Currently I am working on Third Shot of Jet and a new comedy series. But never fear, fans of my old stuff! If I really get a good inspiration, then I just may add more, so they're not totally dead. Just...on very long hiatus without guarantee they'll return.