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Atra Malur
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since: 03-05-04, id: 400655, Profile edited: 06-02-08
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Humor, and Life.

Welcome to my Finally-Updated-Profile

I'm a tad bit horrible at writing things about myself, so you'll have to bare with me and try not to laugh at the stupidity of it all. My name's Sydney Gann, Syd to most, Luci to some, and according to a few of my close friends, Bruise. The last is rather self-explanatory.

I've just left my Junior year of high school and will be entering my senior year in just two short months (from the time I'm writing this, of course). It'll be a flurry of AP classes, honor courses, marching band, and applying for colleges as far away from my happy little state as possible.

It will also be another season of writing.

The chapter stories below have all been put on hold, and I will be deleting a few of them. The plot bunnies have been pulling me in different directions than they use to. Porcelain Wood will disappear and be revised, edited, and the all the like, and hopefully come back in a better form along with the very interesting character Ennae.

Throughout the year I will also be introducing you to Amelia Lampart, pawn turned Queen; Anne Wicker, disallusioned poet; Thomas Maene, the wizard who doesn't believe in magic; and Richard Black, not your average Cartographer.

I'm sure Death will also be making a second appearance in an Ode to Natural Disastors (Not the title). He's quite the unhappy bloke, as one usually is when given all the busy work.

Poetry will be churned out, though, it might not be all that great. You'll be given several short stories, a lot of reviews, and nothing incredibly wacky, I hope.

Thanks for reading, for I'm sure you had plenty of better things to do.

Atra.




1. I Found a Heart Today
Tucked away.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 6-7-08
2. Grease around the Arches reviews
If the devil truly wanted to update hell, he would start by designing it after the kitchen at the Golden Arches.' Death finds himself arguing at a local McDonalds
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-13-08 - Published: 3-13-08
3. ForgetMeNots reviews
Broken thoughts, and forgetmenots...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 12-14-07
4. Dear God reviews
An Atheist letter to god. Written by me, signed by me...oh yeah! I'd be going to hell if there was one.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 6-17-07
5. The Farmer and the Pig reviews
He lost the cow... so, what about the pig. Sequel to The Farmer and the Cow
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-23-06 - Published: 9-23-06
6. The Farmer and The Cow reviews
A farmer has fun chasing his cow
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-6-06 - Published: 5-6-06
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