Heyhey to anyone and everyone who stumbles upon this... my humble profile page. Please have a seat and stay awhile, may I interest you in a nice chianti?

So yeah, I's is Wishmaster, stay awhile and read my stuff. Always try and review, I love encouragement, or constructive criticism. Flames however... well, suffice it to say that of the host of characters which reside in my head, two of them are trained killers. Watch your step.

Character insanity aside... *aside to characters, I'll talk to you guys later, stop crowding!*
Me and my friends live in our own crazy world of eyelash cancer, platypi, rebellion, and a CRAPLOAD of alternative music... but for advice on that front, consult the profile of She Hears Voices, a brilliant writer, one of my best friends, and our local queen of alt rock. We all have our quotes, here's mine...

Random quotes of specialness:
Charlie *walks into the room, arms crossed over chest, tries to hug Vernon goodbye*
Vernon: Nononononono, keep your nipples, Charlie...here...*picks up DDR mat* Hug the mat, Charlie, hug the mat that feet have stepped on, hug the smell of feet, Charlie!

Vernon *looking through the video game cases*: Empty...empty...empty...FUCKING BITCH THEY'RE ALL EMPTY! *throws cases around the room*. It's like, an ugly Frisbee with...nothing in it.

"Hey," he replies.
She throws her arms around his neck and a lopsided smile forms on his face.
"It's good to be the puppy," he says to no one in particular. She laughs out loud.
"Mark is my bitch!" she announces to the room. I sputter. What did she just say?
"No fair!" whines Mlle Johnston. "He was my bitch first!"
Have these women NO sense of decorum?
"Mark is nobody's bitch," M. Roger interjects. "He's a man. Tell 'er, Mark."
He looks around, then back at her.
"I'll be your bitch if you hug me again," he decides, nodding shortly.
She squeals and nuzzles her face in his shoulder. Roger rubs his eyes.
"Desperate," he whispers to Mimi.
"Meh!" The young miss whacks him lightly. "My puppy!"
Mark laughs.
-My best friend's humorfic

Miles: Half of my brain went across the street to find a life... and the other half is slowly dying. And in the end I'm dead inside.
Me and Liv: *Laugh hysterically*
Mom: That's so sad!
Me: Are you kidding? It's hilarious.
Liv: We're so masochistic
Miles: It's not funny if it's happening to you, but it's like "Oh Miles' brain is broke and he's dead inside, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
-We are so mean to this guy...

Ivy: Sphereical lemon, I mean watermelon.
Jenz: When life gives you lemons, give life a papercut.
Abs: Isn't it, when life gives you lemons, make apple juice and sit back as the world wonders how you did it?
Ivy: No, it's grape juice.
Abs: apple
Ivy: grape
Abs: apple
Ivy: grape
Abs: apple
Firiel: But I like orange juice!

Mrs. Del Toro *walks over to Gregg*: Greggory, do I flirt with you?
Gregg *backing away slowly*: Umm, no... I don't think so...
Del Toro: Yeah, you see see me as your mother, right?
Gregg *still backing away*: Yeah... well... NO! Not my mother! Ewwww!
Del Toro: Oh, that's nice Gregg, "Ewww!"
Gregg: Sicko! Perv!
-My very strange English teacher...

Jenz: I'm so freaking paranoid!
Me:*turns on hall light* Lightbulbs, Jenz!
Jenz:*tiptoes toward bathroom ducking under mirror*
Me:*leaps on Jenz*: RAAAAAHHH!
Jenz *freaks out*: I FREAKING HATE YOU!
Me and Liv: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jenz: You're lucky I was able to hold that in! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
Me: No you don't! You know you love us.
Jenz: Well for this sequence in time I hate you!

*2 minutes later*

Jenz: Beth, I can hear you out there!
Me: *Bangs on door really loudly* RAAAAAAH!
Jenz: *Smacks her hand on the sink*
-Me being evil to my friend after watching Phantom of the Opera at like 3 in the morning.

Liv: Okay, come on look at that! Her stockings were on in the last scene and now they just randomnly disappeared. Erik, what'd you do?!
Jenz: He totally stole them for his shrine in the next room.

Liv: Jenz, if you're crying, you have to come join our pile over here.
-PotO release sleepover

"I DON'T WANT BIG ASS CARS IN MY HAPPY PLACE!"
-My mom

Genny: But that is rabbit porn! quell your sexual desires, RJ!! Quell them!!
actually that's like the blind leading the blind... sorry... i can't quell my sexual desires for shit (not that i would want shit, i would rather have sexual desires...)
-Note, my two rabbits were absent on the day of Bunny Sex Ed 101... draw your own conclusions

Quotes from other sources:

"Look at the legs on Wilson! No, see, this is the real reason people walk out, because they realize, 'He's actually hot, why am I feeling this way?!'"
-Adam Pascal

"Then here's one. You stink of fear, and that cheap lotion. You stink of fear, Will, but you're not a coward. Do you realize,you caught me because we're very much alike."
-Red Dragon

"Goodnight, dear Christine. Look with tolerance, if you can, on the pale ashes of my indulgence tomorrow. Morphine is a vice which delivers me from greater sin."
-Phantom- Susan Kay

I've kept you too long already... read on, or don't. Let the game begin...