I'm good! I'm alive! And I'm slowly catching up!

Hi, I'm 20 and I love to write. Sadly, this doesn't mean that I'm particularly good at it. In my free time, you can find me here, doing biology, writing ugly essays and singing cheesy songs. Especially McFly. Yum.

Incomplete stories:

Away With Jenny Wren is getting updated the most due to incredible writer's block with everything else. It's a romance / fantasy (or supernatural, I never know with those two) with a bit of violence and gore and general weirdness. I'm trying to update more or less every weekend, or every other weekend. I like this story, and it gets better later on, so please check it out and tell me what you think if you have the time.

Peace - Fantasy that's been on here for a bit of a while now! I'm getting a a bit drowned in all the characters, but hopefully this will all end well eventually! I at least know what the end will be with this one :)

RNA's Bony Arse - Just a bit of fun! Nerdy clicheed type thing. Well, hopefully not too clicheed. Let me know!

Not Special - On hiatus. Should come back eventually though!

I am editting...

The Obsession With Jack - is COMPLETE now (although I'm going to edit its ugly arse off). In the rewrite I'm planning on making Rosie stranger, the plot better, the characters more believable and the whole thing just...half decent? If you read it, please feel free to tear it to pieces - I've been writing it for about two years, so the writing style has probably completely changed and the plot is very confusing.

Also, TOWJ has won SKoW for Most Creative Plot - Judge's pick! Yay!

Stuff I might write one day:

Burst - It's about criminals and treachery and all sorts of fun stuff!

Useless stuff:

I'm English. I do Natural Sciences at Uni...and no one really knows what that entails, not even me.

I basically like anything that makes me smile! Lots of cheesy pop songs then, and I'm pretty evangelical about this, dropping stupid song names into almost every story without even realising. Just ignore me if it gets annoying - I annoy myself too. I love teen movies, cartoons and anything designed for people seven years younger than me. Please read and review my stuff if you have the time, and I'll review you back as soon as I can. Also please, please don't be afraid to yell at me over the net if I take too long - I'm very forgetful, and It would feel awful to know that people have taken the time to read what I've written and think that I can't be bothered to return the favour. That's not the case at all - I love reading, but I'm such a slow reader and very forgetful and have a lot of essays, practicals etc.

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1. Away With Jenny Wren » reviews

Mikey was in love and it killed him-a big bang and my best friend was blood and memories. Now, the new girl is flashing her star-spangled knickers at me as I look down the barrel of a gun held by a fairy. I guess the only thing to do is enjoy the ride.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,432 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 6-18-08

2. RNA's Bony Arse » reviews

He's an uber-nerd obsessed with biochemistry and collectables. She's a vain wannabe prep with a wardrobe full of issues. When you have nothing but 99.9% of your genome in common with the girl you love, how are you meant to convince her to love you back?

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,370 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 7-29-08 - Published: 3-17-08

3. Peace » reviews

Tan has no memory of her sinful past life. She has no memory of the boy she loved, the girl she hated and the angel with no face. But, as Judgement day approaches, an analytical fundamentalist wants to change all of this. Rated for a dash of everything

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,986 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-27-06

4. Not Special: Confessions of a Teenage Superhero » reviews

People often ask me how I, Jane Plane, managed to become the greatest hero of all time and I reply that I owe everthing to Batman. Now that I'm finally being paid to write my autobiography, I'm proud to announce that the real reason is, in part, a typo.

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-25-08 - Published: 1-20-08

5. The Obsession with Jack » reviews

Hello. My name is Rosie. I'm a boring, dead inside emotional wreck, living in a boring village filled with lunatics. The only colourful things in my life are the boy I don't know and the soundtrack I stole. Life is good. Complete!

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 351 - Updated: 12-12-07 - Published: 9-7-05

6. Kiss Chase » reviews

A collection of one shots about different sorts of love and apathy. Sometimes it aches until you're sick with it, and life would be easier without it. Sometimes it's just not there when it should be, and all you can do is pretend that it is.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-16-06 - Published: 2-4-05

7. Losing the click again » reviews

A rewrite - ooh shiny! Please R&R, I return. Nyte Shya is the Prince of North East Quynx and he's pretty dissatisfied with being grounded for life, so he possesses a dead dog and stalks a sprite. Fun fun.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-1-05 - Published: 10-3-05

8. Egburt 2: Return of the Egg » reviews

These are a random group of songs about random stuff which are meant to go with The Obsession With Jack but, I suppose, don't really have to lol.

Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-9-05 - Published: 10-3-05

9. Hell and Jacob » reviews

Hell and Jacob's new jobs as Guardian angels don't exactly go to plan. He steals her protectee, only to find that Joe is nothing but a wannabe David Beckham, and she gets a new 'friend', a hermaphrodite Disney fanatic 'living' in the 90s. Please R&R!

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,542 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-4-05 - Published: 12-1-04

10. Nyte Shya: Like Father Like Son » reviews

Meet Nyte, a 16 year old murdering king with a bad attitude and a problem with death. He's obsessed with power, full of hate, halffaerie half vampire and our main character . Will he be able to confront his past? Will he actually care?

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 128,065 - Reviews: 309 - Updated: 5-29-05 - Published: 5-6-04

11. The invisible boy » reviews

(Nyte 2) The Rainforest sure isn't what it's cracked up to be, especially when it involves being captured by red elves, bad hotels, travelsickness, seaweed, a sweating gnome who has already killed you once & being chased by evil, bald, purple cat-things.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,524 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 7-27-04 - Published: 3-23-04

12. Losing the click » reviews

The deal : Nyte Shya is the prince of North East Quynx, and he's half vampirehalf faerie. Perfectly alright, I hear you say, only when people stand near him, they die. Wierd? Just lets say he possesses a dead dog & who cud want more? R&R i will R&R u!

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,016 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 3-22-04 - Published: 3-9-04