Hello all and welcome to my humble, uh, profile page. I haven't put any stories up in quite some time and I laugh at the stuff I do have up here. Nice to see I've embraced grammar and skill since the time of those stories. Well, feel free to send me emails and such if you would like. Have a good day and try not to break anything.

I thought for the hell of it I would leave a bit about myself. So, here goes:

Likes: Music, painting, photography, sleeping, hangin' with friends, crazy injokes

Dislikes: Dollar store brand batteries, crazy old women who need to get new hearing aids (I'm looking at you Nana!), commitment, crowds, people who haven't embraced hygiene

Hmm, I feel I should write more. But what?

I started an imginary band. I know that sounds crazy and that's because it is. I mean, really! What the hell is the point of an imaginary band? Well, I'll tell you. There is no point and I just like saying it.

I've decided on the name 'The Stripped Shirt Epidemic.' As I write this I'm wearing a stripped shirt. Now I feel silly.

On to something new!

I got my hair cut a month ago. I used to have shoulder length hair with purple in it (I was bored) however, due to a violent run in with an emo armed with scissors, I now have boy short, red hair. I even have these bouncy bangs that kinda move when I walk. I love it! It's much easier to take care of aswell. Cut down my shower time by 15 minutes! Man, was my step-dad happy about that.

In a perfect world all the guys would have long hair and all the girls would have short.

But of course this is not a perfect world and it seems most girls favour long hair over short. Damn! -snaps fingers-

Well, I'll leave you all to browse my 'work' now.

P.S. Apparently calling something who is speaking another language other than english a 'commie' is offensive. Try not to do that.