ON HIATUS... Sorry, everyone. Just haven't been in the mood lately (yes, I know, lame excuse) and there's a lot going on in my life nowadays. If you do need something or just want to say hello, drop me a PM. Hopefully, I'll be around for the winter for a bit. Take care!
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FP Stats (as of 2007/09/20):
Total of 258 submitted signed reviews
Total reviews recieved : 209
Redemption Count: +49
Total words archived : 31,288 words.
Avg. number of words per entry : 6,258.
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THE WORKS:
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (in progress)
summary: Simon Dorkski lived a relatively normal life as a FictionPress editor in the safety of his home in Michigan. While editing outside one day, Simon is literally shot dead and finds himself awake in the world where the creations of FictionPress writers go. He soon finds that the world he wakes to is no bad daydream and the legion of Sues, along with the Stus and Bad Villains, are stedily advancing in their domination of FictionPressland. In the most cliche way possible and armed only with a pencil and notepad, he joins a rebel group of Normals and engages in a fight that, if failed, will kill him. Along the way, he uses his Editing powers, gets lessons from William Shakespeare, mets his creations and a random girl from Canada. A tribute to both the awesome fanfiction "When Plot Bunnies Attack" by BiteMeTechie on FFdotNET and one of my favorite flashplayer videos.
As of yet, there is no Chuck Norris in this story, but I hope to somehow add him.
chapters: 6 - - - reviews: 47
Type:: Fantasy, Parody, Humor with (omg) a plot
As The World Turns (complete)
summary: In the world I created for my fantasy stories, the belief is that the world turns because of dancers. Dancing is a sacred art, old as the world, an inherent action. It's purpose was to bring life and unity to living things, but after the generations passed, people lost the meaning of why the dancing existed and ultimate forgot about each other. Causes for things like petty arguments and wars eventually became lost in the wind and we forgot why they even started. Still, they continue. A short free-form poem dedicated to this forgetfulness.
chapters: 1 - - - reviews: 2
Type:: Poem, Serious
Made Of Metal (in progress)
summary: There was a time when everyone was immortal and life seemed endless. Some lived on the earth, others chose to live in the sky. Anaia, along with her brother, mother and father lived in relative peace in the sky until the day Kesaro was born. His birth cursed their mother with the rare stigma of death, and he was left cursed with metal shards protruding from his body. His very existence caused a dramatic change in Anaia's life, opening cellars of bones, deception, loss and mortality. She turns from being a normal immortal child, to the one everyone forgot, to God, then to the God everyone forgot. All because she wanted that Kesaro was an innocent child and not a weapon made of metal. First in the Book of Altiria "series".
chapters: 2 - - - reviews: 4
Type:: Fantasy, Gothic, Something I'm proud of
Sons of Palata (in progress)
summary: Altiria, 1985. The line between Altiria and Darkaria grows wider. Now mostly under the control of Miravoh Erebus, the Altirian government and its youngest leader fall into a downward spiral. The once honored Palata, the swordsmen of Darkaria, are being hired as assassins, silenced at the very breath of individuality or independence. A son of a silenced palata, Tristan Sundoko's eyes are accidently opened to the real effects of the assignments he thought would revive the respect of the palata. However, he finds that trying to escape from the seemingly endless cycle throws him further into an unbearable hell. Third in the Book of Altiria "series".
chapters: 2 - - - reviews: 9
Type:: Magical Realism, Drama, Tradgey, Romance, Completely unnoticed by anyone
That Essay Everyone Else Writes (in progress)
summary: A collecton of essay about writing and all its aspects. Although not meant to be particularly helpful, these little essays should make you smile. Fueled by annoyance, caffine and some pretty sad looking stories, I sit at my PC and (try to) in an organized way outline exactly what can be done to identify and possibly cure all these literary ailments. Dr. House is my hero, so like him, I see almost every disease as something treatable. Anything from Sues, Grammar, Making Impressions, Titles, Character Development, Literary Pacing and beyond. If you have any suggestions for topics or would like to make a comment (agreeing or dissenting), feel free to leave an email or a review.
chapters: 11 - - - reviews: 148
Type:: Essay, Humor, Tragedy, Venting, Wag of the Finger
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