Author has written 7 stories for General, Supernatural, Essay, Play, and Young Adult.
I AM DAMN PROUD OF MY COUNTRY!! GO AMERICA, WE ROCK!!!!
I get REALLY hyper all the time, but I managed to fake out my A.D.H.D. test, SO I AM NOT DRUGGED!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FEAR ALL YE NORMAL PEOPLE!!!
I GOT INTO OCHSA!!! THIS Arts school thats really hard to get into, for creative writing, YIPEEEE!!!!!
PURPLE MONKEES WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD IF WE'RE NOT CAREFUL!!!!!
"Anna, darling, it is your blood that will keep me beautiful, what do you think of that?"
Anna takes a stake and stabs Aleera through the heart.
"I think if you're going to kill someone, just kill them, and dont waste your time talking about it." Aleera and Anna, Van Helsing.
'Is there anything that a well placed brick to the head can't fix?' HeartAke
"Everyone will suffer." Samara Morgan, The Ring
"Here we go the world is spinning/ When it stops its just beginning." Samara Morgan, The Ring ((little known fact, she did not finish the song, the rest goes as such : Sun comes up we laugh and we cry Sun goes down and then we all die.))
"I like eggs." Amber, THe GIRLS ROOM, The Amanda Show
"ALL HAIL POINTY OBJECTS OF POINTINESS!" Me, CW class.
"I feel special."
"You are special...ed." Paris and me, CW class (you know I had to put that on their)
"FAIRYS ARE BETTER!"
"GRYFFENS!" Andrea and me it went on for about an hour, Fashion Island
"I AM NOT INSANE! JUST CRAZY!" Me
"young niggas in the back throwing up gangside." Boys in the hood, some band ITS FUNNY DAMMIT ((I guess some people might actually think I condone racial slurs in a serious context, I have been asked to *and totally agree with* put up a disclaimer saying that racial slurs are BAD but if in a quote, *and any quotes of mine with things like this will never be serious* I am no more going to cencor those then I will motherfucker. But I do not support racial slurs))
"I dont think you trust
In my self rightous suicide
I cry when ANGELS DESERVE TO DIE!" Chop Suey, System of a Down
Q: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
D.A.: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot." Court TV.
"What, do you have an entourage or something?" - "I'm a paranoid schizophrenic; I AM my own entourage!" - America's Sweethearts
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host." - Heathers
*the beep* please leave your name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you as soon as we give a shit." - Reality Bites
"I dont suffer from insanity, I quite enjoy it." Neo-signature
"All I ask is that you do every little thing that pops into my head." Count Olaf, Series of Unfortunate Events movie
"Do not fear the darkness, make the darkness fear you." Neosignature
"And if you dont, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STRANGLE YOU WHILE YOU LIE SLEEPING IN YOUR BED!"
"How do you know where I live?"
"The blue monkeys in my head." Me and JAne, school.
"Kendra, did you remember to take your riddilen this morning?"
"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THOSE THINGS? THEYRE EEEVIL!" A convo I heard at school
"I know I shouldnt eat them, but at least a candy bar never told me I was a mistake."
"And what did the candy bar tell you?" Fat lady and Dr.Jean-paul, Daria.
More to come, but I must dash off *dashes off*