Oh, you found me.

read an existentialist's breakfast. it's tragic that it's not cliche. oh horrors.

interpreting you could do with some continuation. it'll come eventually.

or perhaps my life in one sentence is what you fancy most. written first and terrible at that. it's a mirror i cannot fix.

i would, however, most definitely read the storybook of strange. for its spine-tingling strangeness and oddities are those that only you can explain. dare to enter the land of truthful lies.

legend of the laundromat queen is still on the back burner, simmering. don't worry dears. you'll find out who the adorable pixie is behind the striped socks. just you wait and see.

phenomena is new. it's inspired by a song. feminism at its finest. but pretty boys with blue eyes and the past come to haunt this defiant spirit.

news: so i'm in a new band and it has me busybusybusy (shameless plug: check out my homepage to see what it's about) BUT an existentialist's breakfast i'm glad to say is mostly finished. you won't be able to read it for at least another few weeks as i'm needing to do a little more research blahblahblah. i don't think you'll like it...

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1. The Least Successful Human Cannonball reviews

Lindy Lee Jones is a socially retarded, destructive adolescent staving off teenage angst by avoiding soap opera drama. It figures she'd meet an alcoholic wanna-be rockstar. At least he's somewhat well-adjusted.

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08

2. Phenomena » reviews

She's something like a phenomena: strong, defiant, what her Mother taught her to be. He will never understand her. [rated for language and sexual content]

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 4-18-07

3. An Existentialist's Breakfast » reviews

We ran away. Theo says we didn't, that it's a road trip, but it feels a lot like running to me; I just don't know what we're running from. I asked him if we could rob a bank on the way and he told me I was crazy. I think he's jealous I thought of it first

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,442 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 8-24-06

4. Quest for the Quiche reviews

We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-4-07 - Published: 7-4-07

5. Legend of the Laundromat Queen » reviews

The Laundromat Queen was rumored to know everything. Well, at least how to woo the girl of ones dreams. Instead he found himself chasing the wrong girl.

Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 11-18-05

6. I Hate Everyone » reviews

[4 Part] Hate in four parts. Come now, you say. It's not possible to hate everyone. Oh but it is, especially when it all started with a boy. And now someone's back to try and fix it.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-4-06 - Published: 11-19-06

7. The Storybook of Strange » reviews

Halloween never seemed so strange. A story you should never read just before bed...

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 10-19-05

8. Fate and Laundry Soap reviews

She looked like any other student, except it was Friday night and she was sitting on a washer reading Sociology instead of partying. Maybe that's why he noticed her. They claim it was fate. oneshot

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-06

9. Holding Glass reviews

So precious, so fragile. Life will never be the same.

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 10-1-06

10. Interpreting You » reviews

Wednesday Aryn is what some would deem a 'free spirit', a gypsy if you will. Her independence is threatened, however, when an old bat decides she needs to clip her wings...with Mr. Grunge no less.

Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,420 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 7-13-05

11. Oz reviews

She blamed herself for an event she couldn't control, yet the boy with the brown eyes could see through her lifeless stare.

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,030 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 2-13-06

12. Play Until Your Fingers Bleed reviews

Play until your fingers bleed. So I did.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-9-06 - Published: 1-9-06

13. My Life In One Sentence » reviews

My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,606 - Reviews: 358 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 3-17-04

14. Scientist reviews

It was the scenic atmosphere mixed with an explosive pairing of chemistry which ultimately produced...well, the obvious.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 12-28-05

15. This Thing Called Ordinary » reviews

.you're still the scared little boy. and i'm the queen of unsurity. what a morose pair we make. let's look in the mirror and finally tell ourselves the truth.

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-18-05 - Published: 8-16-05

16. The Was That Wasn't Anymore reviews

You never know when it's going to end. Or maybe you just don't want to.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-7-05 - Published: 11-7-05

17. First Day of My Life reviews

Based on the song by Bright Eyes. It's autumn, a day where life is a strange new adventure...

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05

18. Guardian of the Punch Bowl reviews

Every Valentine's Day she could be seen sitting not 2 feet away from the punch bowl, alone. She hated it.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-17-05 - Published: 2-17-05

19. Caution: Wet Floors reviews

A verbally abused girlfriend finally snaps and is left with a puddle. Short story about chauvinistic men:

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-05

20. Ophelia reviews

Paint her face an inchthick... How long before the masks become too much?

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-27-04 - Published: 12-27-04

21. Nixamour reviews

The title speaks for itself.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-17-04 - Published: 6-17-04

22. Juxtapose reviews

Terribly written from an old English class long ago. Not worth your time, really.

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-6-04 - Published: 6-6-04

23. Edge of the Earth reviews

Written as a tribute to the style of Sylvia Plath

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-6-04 - Published: 6-6-04

24. Dr Suess II: Flying Pigs and Green Lions reviews

What happens when you have too much time on your hands...well...this...

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-16-04 - Published: 4-16-04