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Author has written 25 stories for Romance, Humor, Life, Young Adult, Humor, General, and Horror. Oh, you found me. read an existentialist's breakfast. it's tragic that it's not cliche. oh horrors. interpreting you could do with some continuation. it'll come eventually. or perhaps my life in one sentence is what you fancy most. written first and terrible at that. it's a mirror i cannot fix. i would, however, most definitely read the storybook of strange. for its spine-tingling strangeness and oddities are those that only you can explain. dare to enter the land of truthful lies. legend of the laundromat queen is still on the back burner, simmering. don't worry dears. you'll find out who the adorable pixie is behind the striped socks. just you wait and see. phenomena is inspired by a song. feminism at its finest. but pretty boys with blue eyes and the past come to haunt this defiant spirit. or if delinquency is your favourite pastime then definitely take a gander at the least successful human cannonball. still a quirky destruction in progress. but i think you'll find yourself rather fond of it. news: this summer is turning out to be the busiest yet! the band is taking off (shameless plug: check out my website for details of a cross-canada tour). once again it is with a heavy heart that i inform you of a continuation in the lack of updates on just about everything. so sorry. please don't hate me too much :) | |||||||||||
1. The Least Successful Human Cannonball » reviewsLindy Lee Jones is a socially retarded, destructive adolescent staving off teenage angst by avoiding soap opera drama. It figures she'd meet a pog warrior who's so well-adjusted.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,085 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 5-6-082. Thor reviewsThor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-093. Legend of the Laundromat Queen » reviewsThe Laundromat Queen was rumored to know everything. Well, at least how to woo the girl of ones dreams. Instead he found himself chasing the wrong girl.Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,810 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 11-17-08 - Published: 11-18-054. Phenomena » reviewsShe's something like a phenomena: strong, defiant, what her Mother taught her to be. He will never understand her. [rated for language and sexual content]Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 4-18-075. An Existentialist's Breakfast » reviewsWe ran away. Theo says we didn't, that it's a road trip, but it feels a lot like running to me; I just don't know what we're running from. I asked him if we could rob a bank on the way and he told me I was crazy. I think he's jealous I thought of it firstYoung Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,442 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 8-24-066. Quest for the Quiche reviewsWe've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 7-4-07 - Published: 7-4-077. I Hate Everyone » reviews[4 Part] Hate in four parts. Come now, you say. It's not possible to hate everyone. Oh but it is, especially when it all started with a boy. And now someone's back to try and fix it.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-4-06 - Published: 11-19-068. The Storybook of Strange » reviewsHalloween never seemed so strange. A story you should never read just before bed...Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 10-19-059. Fate and Laundry Soap reviewsShe looked like any other student, except it was Friday night and she was sitting on a washer reading Sociology instead of partying. Maybe that's why he noticed her. They claim it was fate. oneshotComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-0610. Holding Glass reviewsSo precious, so fragile. Life will never be the same.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 10-1-0611. Interpreting You » reviewsWednesday Aryn is what some would deem a 'free spirit', a gypsy if you will. Her independence is threatened, however, when an old bat decides she needs to clip her wings...with Mr. Grunge no less.Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,420 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 7-13-0512. Oz reviewsShe blamed herself for an event she couldn't control, yet the boy with the brown eyes could see through her lifeless stare.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,030 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 2-13-0613. Play Until Your Fingers Bleed reviewsPlay until your fingers bleed. So I did.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-9-06 - Published: 1-9-0614. My Life In One Sentence » reviewsMy life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,606 - Reviews: 373 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 3-17-0415. Scientist reviewsIt was the scenic atmosphere mixed with an explosive pairing of chemistry which ultimately produced...well, the obvious.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 12-28-0516. This Thing Called Ordinary » reviews.you're still the scared little boy. and i'm the queen of unsurity. what a morose pair we make. let's look in the mirror and finally tell ourselves the truth.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-18-05 - Published: 8-16-0517. The Was That Wasn't Anymore reviewsYou never know when it's going to end. Or maybe you just don't want to.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-7-05 - Published: 11-7-0518. First Day of My Life reviewsBased on the song by Bright Eyes. It's autumn, a day where life is a strange new adventure...Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-0519. Guardian of the Punch Bowl reviewsEvery Valentine's Day she could be seen sitting not 2 feet away from the punch bowl, alone. She hated it.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-17-05 - Published: 2-17-0520. Caution: Wet Floors reviewsA verbally abused girlfriend finally snaps and is left with a puddle. Short story about chauvinistic men:Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-0521. Ophelia reviewsPaint her face an inchthick... How long before the masks become too much?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-27-04 - Published: 12-27-0422. Nixamour reviewsThe title speaks for itself.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-17-04 - Published: 6-17-0423. Juxtapose reviewsTerribly written from an old English class long ago. Not worth your time, really.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-6-04 - Published: 6-6-0424. Edge of the Earth reviewsWritten as a tribute to the style of Sylvia PlathLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-6-04 - Published: 6-6-0425. Dr Suess II: Flying Pigs and Green Lions reviewsWhat happens when you have too much time on your hands...well...this...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-16-04 - Published: 4-16-04
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