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Thank you very much, and have a great day!

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~~STORY UPDATES AND PREVIEWS~~
((03.02.08))
I have an account on fanfiction.net! Same penname as here, please read the stories there! www.fanfiction.net/~aspiringauthor

I'm probably not ever going to post anything with any regularity. This bio gets updated even less. However, keep an eye out a couple times a year, there MAY be something new!

Could you please go and review my poem that's in the Poet's Choice contest on Poetry.com? It's not long (only a sonnet), and it's posted here as "Thank You", so you've probably already read it. http://www.poetry.com/voteforme/poemvote1.asp?PID=12259590

NEW STORY NEW STORY NEW STORY!
"Such is Life", a depressed poem I wrote 'cause... I'm depressed. Which would make sense, wouldn't it?
"Desperation", a semi-autobiographical song, less depressed and more despairing. Hmmm. Seems I'm a bit messed up, aren't I?

~~BIOGRAPHY: SHORT, SWEET AND TO THE POINT~~
I like horses, reading, writing, singing and Phantom of the Opera in all its forms, in no particular order.
Also purple, Mercedes Lackey, www.earthsongsaga.com and attendant forum, summer, lilacs, lavender, music, and a whole bunch else.

~~QUESTIONS AS THEY COME UP~~
Questions that you can answer by 1)emailing me or 2)reviewing the specified story.

1) Review "Such is Life" and "Desperation"? Please?
2) Could you go review my story at fanfiction.net? Please? Thanks!

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1. The Maid on the Shore » reviews

Based on a song by Solas. "There was a fair maid and she lived all alone..." The story of the song! It's sort of a fable... tell me if you think differently, and I'll change it.

Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-08

2. Lyric Prose » reviews

Lyric Prose - a story written word-for-note to a song, which is why I put it in this category. WARNINGS: depressing. Very very good otherwise, if I do say so myself.

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 3-10-08

3. Songs by Asa » reviews

Songs I've written over the years, one per chapter. I'd like to hear what you think of them!

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-10-08 - Published: 3-10-08

4. Desperation reviews

She must go through a rite of passage, time is running short, and she doesn't know what to choose. Desperation sets in.

Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-2-08

5. Such is Life » reviews

A bit of emotional baggage.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-08

6. The World of Reshlan

Written for a contest on Earthsong... world building. For those who don't know, that means descriptions. This piece has history, religion, local customs, and geography thrown in as well. Lots of fun here! I think it's interesting, anyway.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 10-24-07

7. Thank You reviews

Poetry is meant to be a true expression of a person's feelings, the real content of a person's heart. Please keep that in mind when you read this.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-07

8. Juden! reviews

What is in here, in these cattle cars? Fifty years of apathy end with a tragedy his wife managed to avoid by one. WARNING: Disturbing mental processes, and general Holocaust sadness.

Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 4-16-07

9. ISRAEL! reviews

To the Tune Of: OKLAHOMA!. Randomly inspired, but also because it's Israel's Independance Day in a few weeks. ! PLEASE tell me what you think! This isn't a generic plea for reviews, this is a genuine call for help! Thank you! !

Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 3-19-07

10. All Through the Night reviews

Not a songfic, though the song is integral. A short vingette with hints of morbidity, but not much, which is why it's in General. If you know where it SHOULD go, please tell me. Bonus if you know the song! Deathfic.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-24-07 - Published: 1-24-07

11. Internal Growth reviews

People are always supposed to use their teenage years to grow, mentally and physically and emotionally, you know? Well yeah. But what if something a little bit... more grew as well? Entry to a contest on Earthsong's Forum, link in my bio.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-29-06 - Published: 10-29-06

12. The Lion Lilies reviews

The Lion Lilies have not bloomed, and Sulim's in deep trouble on more than one front until they do. Entry to a contest.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-1-06 - Published: 5-1-06

13. English Assignments v2 » reviews

The second round of creative writing assignments from English Class, whatever they might be. Last year I had six - see my bio page for the previous stories!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-28-06 - Published: 10-11-05

14. Resistance is NOT Futile » reviews

The Government controls Sasha's world with an iron fist, and has done so for so long that the general populace has no notion of anything different. But there is hope. . .

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-6-06 - Published: 10-11-05

15. Footsteps in the Walls reviews

Never forget the forgotten, never lose sight of the lost... My entry for the Holocaust Center Arts and Writing Competition. EDIT: It won second place!

Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-6-06 - Published: 4-6-06

16. The NEW Metamorphosis reviews

Fantasy because they're animals who talk and know stuff they shouldn't. The metamorphosis of raven chicks, and the reaction of their mother to the change. Yes, it's funny, else I wouldn't have put it here! Written for a forum contest, but too long, so

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-2-06 - Published: 2-2-06

17. The Dream by Grimgor reviews

This is a story by a friend of mine, he doesn't have an account so I'm doing it for him. He says: "The dream of beginning, loving, seperation and repeating." Review so he'll be happy!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-13-05 - Published: 8-13-05

18. English Assignments » reviews

It REALLY isn't as bad as the title makes it sound, it will be a series of fictions that I wrote/will write for class. Give it a try, it won't kill you! Sixth Installment: Pictures to Words

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 11-9-04

19. Dreams » reviews

TITLE USED TO BE My very very strange dream. I added another one... what's that say about me? Meh.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-13-05 - Published: 5-5-04

20. My Sister's Doll reviews

Rating for content. Entry for Holocaust Arts and Writing Competition 2005... Not expecting to win. WARNINGS: It's about the Holocaust, people, it's depressing and sad. That's the only thing to worry about. UPDATE: It won first place. WHO KNEW?

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-12-05 - Published: 4-12-05

21. The Flower Queen's Ball reviews

Humor only because the first part is... THIS IS THE LAST HAPPY THING I EVER WROTE. All the rest of it is some denomination of depressing. But that's off topic. Read it and rate it, please?

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05

22. I'mDepressedBecauseShe'sGone Poem reviews

Make sure you read the Author's Note at the bottom of the page, it will explain why I wrote this, so don't go flaming me or giving me names of anti-depressent drugs! The title pretty much sums it up, though. What do you think the poem is describing?

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-05 - Published: 1-3-05

23. The Magic Flute » reviews

In order to make itself look good, the government has developed a camp for girls. In reality, it's a brainwashing facility, and Sara's practically the only one in her world who can resist it. Why? And where did she learn the secret? {On indefinate hiatus}

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-27-04 - Published: 4-11-04

24. Spiral Arm Academy » reviews

Rena-ah has temperment problems. When she meets an eccentric new buch of students, can she change enough to be accepted? It's sci-fi AND magic! Oooooh... {On hiatus indefinately}

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-24-04 - Published: 3-25-04

25. Patience reviews

A poem I wrote last year. It means a lot to me, tell me what you think of it? Please?

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-26-04 - Published: 9-26-04

26. Storytime in Foursquare reviews

Exactly what the title says. A story made in foursquare. RANDOMNESS GALORE! Read at your own risk, your head might explode from laughing too much. Unless you don't find it funny... JOINT PROJECT with Earthsong12 and Queen of Dragons

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-10-04 - Published: 8-10-04

27. I Have Given You a Memory reviews

What would you do if you met an angel and didn't know it... until it was too late? UPDATED as of 12-20-04; somehow, it never moved up the list. One-shot. Suggested music: Pachelbel's Canon in D. [EDITED AGAIN: 09.21.06]

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-29-04 - Published: 7-29-04

28. Lauriel reviews

a one-shot in response to a picture my friend gave me. Lots of description, three lines of dialogue. Please review it!

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-27-04 - Published: 7-27-04

29. REVIEWS written by joe hogle reviews

This is something that Joe Hogle wrote, I read it and think it’s very appropriate. Enjoy!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-29-04 - Published: 6-29-04

30. EULOGY reviews

A friend's eulogy for his friend killed in a D.U.I accident. Flowery Language.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-9-04 - Published: 5-9-04

31. What If? reviews

An entry to a contest I didn't win... didn't expect to anyway. WARNING: Keep a solemn state of mind, please.

War - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-2-04 - Published: 5-2-04

32. The History of Novem Manor reviews

Another school project uploaded... lots of blood and gore...not exactly sure if it should be Action/Adventure, but whatever. Please R&R!

Fable - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-4-04 - Published: 4-4-04

33. Evolution of a Story reviews

How I wrote an entry for the school literary magazine. Also my train of thought for generally writing stories. RELOADED, changed some little things, added a conversation, re-saved it as a webpage so the formatting would work...thank you Always Writing!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-2-04 - Published: 4-2-04