These our just a few facts about me, so read them if you care to know more about yours truely, John Barley.

Full Name:John Barleycorn

Age:18

Birthday: June 22, 1987

Hight: 5:11

Eye color: Hazel

Relationships: Single, but I would love a girl friend.

Favorite reading miterial: To put it bluntly I like everything fictional that is done so well that you believe that if the elements existed, that it could be possiable, and that is why I love the authors that I have listed below, all of them achive that sense of real fantasy, and I highly recomend all of them.

Favorite authors: C.S Lewis,Ernest Hemingway, Mark Twain,F.Scott.Fitzgerald,Lewis Carrol,and especially the ring master J.R.R Tolkien.

People,beside the above,whom I love and admire and who have influenced me: Hayao Miyazaki, my family especially my mom, and of course Jesus Christ.

Good quotes,(I will continue to add, and remove them.(:

"No cheer sounds less like a whine,but is wine to the ears, than Huzzah."- John Barleycorn

"You used to say live and let live, but now you say live and let die"-Paul McCartney

"A wizard is never late,nor is he early,he arives precisely when he means to." -Gandalf

"You can do anything that you ought to do." -(Philippians 4:4)

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination."-Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.-Ghandi

"Carpe Diem,seize the day boys make your lives extrodinary".-Robin Williams in the dead poets society.

"Phone call from God. If it had been collect, it would've been daring.-Robin Williams in the dead poest society.

"I'm an optomist.But I'm an optomist whotakes his rain coat."-Harold Wilson

I don't know half of you as well as I should like; and I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve.-Bilbo Baggins

"War does not determine who is right, war determine who isleft."-anonymous

"Man who catch fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything."- Mr. Miyagi

"Hear and you forget;see and you remember;do and you understand."

"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well, then a fool can seefrom the top of a mountain."-anonymous

Certainty of death, small chance of success, what are we waiting for?- Gimli

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1. I whant to sleep with you and I don't mean sex reviews

I really dug deep into my soul, my lifeforce, my very being, to compose this poem. And if you whant to reveiw it just answer the question.

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-25-06 - Published: 1-25-06

2. Eyes of the Dark or Mask of the Lady of Death

A less morbid figure of death. Yet another poem inspired by a dream. Read and Review if worthy.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-05 - Published: 10-6-05

3. Two little stars reviews

Simply and sweet is this rhyme, about two little stars in the darkening sky.

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-2-05 - Published: 9-2-05

4. Dusk reviews

Lets just say I was inspired, like so many poets before me most likely have been, by the sheer natural beauty of the sky. In my case at dusk. Read and Review if worthy.

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-16-05 - Published: 8-16-05

5. Ode: to my mind art reviews

A poem about my current mental creative state. Read and Review if worthy

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-05 - Published: 8-16-05

6. Mop Girl reviews

This poem is based off of a real girl who I have seen only twice, and both times she was emptying a Mop bucket, sigh. Read and Review if worthy

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-05

7. To: Thee From: Me reviews

This is adressed to Night Tears. A love poem from a helpless romantic. Read and Review if worthy.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-11-05 - Published: 3-11-05

8. A Criticism of Critics reviews

The title says it all. Read and Review if worthy

Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-11-05 - Published: 3-11-05

9. A true lady reviews

In my humble opinion this is the description of the title. Read nad review if worthy

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 3-7-05

10. Lady Gray reviews

Like Shakespere I too have a myserious lady in my life and this, what I call a mini epic, is adressed to her. Read and Review if worthy.

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 3-7-05

11. Green Gray reviews

I find that the best way to get out of a rut is to write about it

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-5-05 - Published: 3-5-05

12. Flash reviews

If yiu want to know where I have been and what happened to me. Read and try to figure it out because I can't. Read and Review if worthy.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-5-05 - Published: 3-5-05

13. Tea Life reviews

A pleasent little poem about life.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-16-04 - Published: 8-16-04

14. Time and Moods reviews

The poems meanig is of course clear to me. But other people may have a different opinion.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-30-04 - Published: 7-30-04

15. In the bed of a truck reviews

A little poem I wrote about what I saw and felt when I was(The title). Read and Review if worthy.

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-25-04 - Published: 7-25-04

16. Stags,Shadow, and Light reviews

This is a pwerfull dream I once had a while back ,and I've been meaning to write it down. The meaning depends on the reader, even I don't know what it means. Read and Review if worthy.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-21-04 - Published: 7-21-04

17. Saleci reviews

A poem for you, lady Saleci. Read, and review if you think its worthy.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-11-04 - Published: 7-11-04

18. Beret reviews

I just bought a Beret, and I was sitting at a computer with it on, and I was Seized by Inspiration. Like all my serious poems the meaning depends on the reader. Read, and review if worthy.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-24-04 - Published: 6-24-04

19. Pelicans and Pineapples reviews

A poem in the Lewis Carroll style, complete nonsence. And as with all my poems the meaning depends on the reader Read, and review.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-12-04 - Published: 6-12-04

20. A Riddle reviews

Riddle me this.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-9-04 - Published: 6-9-04

21. A girl for me reviews

The lament of a helpless romantic. Read and Review if worthy

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-9-04 - Published: 6-9-04

22. Words that can't be said? reviews

I'm baaaack. Alas it seemes that all I am cut out to write is poems and short stories. i tried to write a big one, really I did. This is another one of those things that would be a poem, if it weren't written in prose, Read and Review, if worthy.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-7-04 - Published: 6-7-04

23. The Moon and the Lonely Heart reviews

I have decided that this will be my last piece for a while. I'm going to channel my chi, and come back with a big story, well bigger then anything I've submitted so far. Read, and review if worthy.

Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-2-04 - Published: 4-2-04

24. Writing Receipe reviews

Just a little saying between friends. Read and review if you think its worthy.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-1-04 - Published: 4-1-04

25. Sushi reviews

A certain someone wanted sushi, well your orders up, enjoy.Read, and review if you think its worthy.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-31-04 - Published: 3-31-04

26. Three reviews

Unfortunatley I can't describe this poem. You have to read it for yourself. Read and review if you think its worthy of it.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-30-04 - Published: 3-30-04

27. Common Traits reviews

Once again, it would be under poem if it weren't writen in prose. Read and review if you think its worthy.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-30-04 - Published: 3-30-04

28. Crows and Corn reviews

Just a little fable I decided to write. Read, and review if you think its worthy of it.

Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-29-04 - Published: 3-29-04

29. A Writer reviews

The only reson I put it under fiction was because its written in prose.Read and review if you think its worthy of it.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-29-04 - Published: 3-29-04

30. A flower above all others reviews

Just a nice little love poem. Read, and review if you think its worthy of it.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-29-04 - Published: 3-29-04

31. Imagination reviews

My view of the title. Read, and review, if you think its worthy.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-28-04 - Published: 3-28-04

32. On the Mantle Piece reviews

Just a pretty little poem I wrote one day. Read, and Review if you think its worthy of it.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-28-04 - Published: 3-28-04

33. A Bust reviews

The bust is either an artistic sculpture, or a real live one. Review if you think its worthy.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-28-04 - Published: 3-28-04

34. A violin Romantic reviews

The Violin has been called the King of intruments, and I, as this poem shows, most definitely agree.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-28-04 - Published: 3-28-04

35. Seized by Inspiration reviews

My first serious entry. Meaning still depends on reader though. R/R if you think its worthy of it.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 3-27-04