Hey hey! I guess I should give some information about myself. I've had this account for a long time with two poems on it (Odes to the Phone) and abandoned it for a while. But then I decided to come back, so I here I am.

Before saying anything else... I am no writer. I am no poet, either. I'm worse at poetry than actual fiction! I'm more of an artist, I guess. Anyway, I'm not going to try any serious poetry. All you'll see is humor out of me. As for prose, I'll try. I apologize in advance for any blindness I cause anyone from my lack of writing skills! It's just that I have too many ideas in my head, and a limited way of getting them out that's time-saving. So yeah... Enjoy?

Rogue Nation The inexperiencedqueen of a small country, Eva,had just taken over the throne after the death of her father. In her bewildered state of mind, she's kidnapped by a group of rebels for a ransom that nobody wants to pay. Instead, they send a newly hired guerilla army that is headed by an eccentric man named Augustus Ottoman and his daughter, Akaia Ottoman. When Eva is rescued she is at first relieved, but then begins to doubt their intentions- which were initially to keep her alive and escort her back to her homeland. Chapter One in Progress

Apocalyptic Ginny lived on a ranch with her father until something began murdering their cattle and eating it. When they found out that it was a man, Ginny was sent away to live in New York with her cousin until her father straightened it out. Stuck in her cousin's home with nothing but the TV, all she could do was watch the news as people began to become sick and die- then come back to life with a thirst for blood, along with strange winged creatures stalking the night. Chapter One in Progress

Demented A pair of thieves in 3044have special powers- Johannes with the power to manipulate objects with the touch of his hand, and Danae with the ability to see in the future. Unfortunately, the dictator of Austria doesn't see them as special talents, but as defects, and he relentlessly hunts down those with powers to manipulate them, and eliminate in a Holocaustal fashion. It wasn't long until Johannes and Danae found themselves beinghunted down. Chapter One in Progress