A little about myself. What's to know? I'm just a random person who enjoys writing. I write whatever's on my mind be it good, bad, or just plain weird. I possess a particular predilection towards the mundane. How can I describe the satisfaction I feel after writing something that nobody gives a damn about? I have many serious ideas that I would like to get on paper someday but considering how badly I procrastinate, it seems I'll never get around to it. 

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1. Solitude reviews

A sonnet. Once again not in iambic pentameter.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-11-04 - Published: 1-11-04

2. Common Factor reviews

Shared fate, great leveler/equalizer, etc.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-9-04 - Published: 1-9-04

3. Sophistry reviews

See title.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-4-04 - Published: 1-4-04

4. Dawn to Dust reviews

Stupid random free verse written in a few minutes. How typical of me.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-30-03 - Published: 12-30-03

5. Love Poem for the Unattractive reviews

Though it may not seem to happen much on screen, ugly people fall in love too. Of course I am an exception. Celibacy and apathy all the way!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-20-03 - Published: 12-20-03

6. Belladonis reviews

A poem about stasis.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-20-03 - Published: 12-20-03

7. Vanity's Vassal reviews

Making money off another's vanity.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-7-03 - Published: 12-7-03

8. Broom reviews

A short silly poem. Contains a bad pun.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-9-03 - Published: 10-9-03

9. Rude Awakening reviews

A sonnet. I haven't written one of these in a long time. The flow is kind of off but I'm too lazy to bother with iambic pentameter.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-9-03 - Published: 10-9-03

10. Cipher reviews

See title.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-03

11. Uninspired reviews

A poem about boredom, written as a result of boredom.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-03

12. Summer Night reviews

About a boy, a girl, a book, a tree, and strangers.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-03

13. The Adventures of Mary Sue reviews

A two minute product of my boredom. If anyone feels like contributing to Mary Sue's adventure, e-mail me or post it in the review. Rated pg for the "b word".

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-03

14. Chrysalis reviews

See title.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-03

15. Familiar Positions reviews

I'm bad at summaries. Just read the poem. It won't take more than a minute or two.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-03

16. Dusk reviews

A short four line poem.

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-14-03 - Published: 8-14-03

17. The Race reviews

A short four line poem.

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-14-03 - Published: 8-14-03

18. Cat's Eye View reviews

See title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-3-03 - Published: 8-3-03

19. How Sweet Thy Name reviews

See title.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-1-03 - Published: 8-1-03

20. Cubicle Ventriloquism reviews

See title.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-1-03 - Published: 8-1-03

21. Moo reviews

A limerick.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-29-03 - Published: 7-29-03

22. Mountaintop reviews

See title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-29-03 - Published: 7-29-03

23. Midnight Pursuit reviews

A childhood experience of mine.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-22-03 - Published: 7-22-03

24. Willow reviews

See title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-22-03 - Published: 7-22-03

25. Pandora's Box reviews

A poem about abduction.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-03 - Published: 7-22-03

26. August Moon reviews

My first villanelle!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-22-03 - Published: 7-22-03

27. StillLife reviews

A positive poem, which is unusual for me.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-20-03 - Published: 7-20-03

28. Down the Harbourfront reviews

An experience of mine. The poem itself isn't very profound or well-written but it's something I had to write.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-20-03 - Published: 7-20-03

29. School Day reviews

See title.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-12-03 - Published: 7-12-03

30. Roadkill reviews

A poem about roadkill and life. Written under the influence of sleep deprivation and sweltering heat. Not particularly good. You have been warned.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-26-03 - Published: 6-26-03

31. Two Cubes Not Three reviews

Pretty self-explanatory I think.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-14-03 - Published: 6-14-03

32. Untitled reviews

Two haikus and a tanka. A tribute of sorts.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-7-03 - Published: 6-7-03

33. Necrophobia reviews

See title. Doesn't flow too well though.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-29-03 - Published: 5-29-03

34. Butter reviews

A sonnet about butter.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-27-03 - Published: 5-27-03

35. What I See reviews

A silly poem about kindred spirits. I doubt that I should ever find one but it's always nice to dream.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-13-03 - Published: 5-13-03

36. Ramblings of a Teenage Psychopath or Holden On reviews

See title. Some may find it disturbing.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-03

37. Procrastination reviews

Spontaneous free verse garbage.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-03

38. Meretricious reviews

Spontaneous free verse garbage.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-03

39. Flesh reviews

Spontaneous free verse garbage.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-03

40. March of the Lemming reviews

Spontaneous free verse garbage.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-03

41. The End reviews

Spontaneous free verse garbage.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-03

42. Dreams of Eternity reviews

Spontaneous free verse garbage.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-03

43. School reviews

Spontaneous free verse garbage.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-03

44. Dreaming reviews

Spontaneous free verse garbage.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-03

45. Misc Crap reviews

Spontaneous free verse garbage.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-03

46. Blasphemous Blasphemy reviews

Spontaneous free verse garbage. May be offensive to some. Did I say some? I meant most. Contans profanity.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-03

47. Mother's Day Poem reviews

A poem I wrote for my mother.

Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-10-03 - Published: 5-10-03

48. The Dark Side of School reviews

Don't even get me started on it...

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-03

49. School Glue reviews

See title. The actual haiku is only 12 words long. The rest of it is an author's note.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-03

50. Dictionary reviews

About my dictionary. We've been together for over five years now. I do love it so.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-03

51. Daughter of the Sea reviews

See title.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-03

52. Rain reviews

See title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-03

53. Mist reviews

See title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-03

54. Money reviews

See title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 5-3-03

55. TV reviews

See title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 5-3-03

56. Zephyr reviews

See title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 5-3-03

57. Pukeahontas 2 reviews

It's a haiku. Why bother summarizing? Any Simpsons fan should know where I came up with the title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 5-3-03

58. Disillusion reviews

See title.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-03

59. Mannequin Me reviews

A crappy sonnet about feeling fake.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-03

60. Choke reviews

A limerick about a man choking.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-03

61. End of Autumn reviews

See title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-03

62. Flesh Eating Virus reviews

See title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-03

63. Lamp reviews

See title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-03

64. Books reviews

See title.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-03

65. Chubbs reviews

About my cat. I do love him so.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-03

66. Journey 2 am reviews

The journey of a person at 2 am.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-03

67. Clown Lady reviews

Clowns are funny. This poem is about a lady clown. It's not very good.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-03

68. Hobo's Lament reviews

The title says it all.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-26-03 - Published: 4-26-03

69. Heart Disease reviews

A silly sonnet about love. Doesn't flow too well but I'm too lazy to fix it.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-5-02 - Published: 8-5-02

70. Words reviews

A short story about a kid pondering words. Some profanity.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-19-02 - Published: 7-19-02

71. Butterflies reviews

Sort of a "My Best Friend's Wedding" type of story. Something I wrote a while back for English class. Not very angsty but didn't know what else to classify it as.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-19-01 - Published: 6-19-01