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| Ilsa Immerman |
Author has written 71 stories for General, General, Haiku, Family, Humor, and Nature. A little about myself. What's to know? I'm just a random person who enjoys writing. I write whatever's on my mind be it good, bad, or just plain weird. I possess a particular predilection towards the mundane. How can I describe the satisfaction I feel after writing something that nobody gives a damn about? I have many serious ideas that I would like to get on paper someday but considering how badly I procrastinate, it seems I'll never get around to it. | |||||||
1. Solitude reviewsA sonnet. Once again not in iambic pentameter.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-11-04 - Published: 1-11-042. Common Factor reviewsShared fate, great leveler/equalizer, etc.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-9-04 - Published: 1-9-043. Sophistry reviewsSee title.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-4-04 - Published: 1-4-044. Dawn to Dust reviewsStupid random free verse written in a few minutes. How typical of me.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-30-03 - Published: 12-30-035. Love Poem for the Unattractive reviewsThough it may not seem to happen much on screen, ugly people fall in love too. Of course I am an exception. Celibacy and apathy all the way!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-20-03 - Published: 12-20-036. Belladonis reviewsA poem about stasis.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-20-03 - Published: 12-20-037. Vanity's Vassal reviewsMaking money off another's vanity.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-7-03 - Published: 12-7-038. Broom reviewsA short silly poem. Contains a bad pun.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-9-03 - Published: 10-9-039. Rude Awakening reviewsA sonnet. I haven't written one of these in a long time. The flow is kind of off but I'm too lazy to bother with iambic pentameter.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-9-03 - Published: 10-9-0310. Cipher reviewsSee title.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-0311. Uninspired reviewsA poem about boredom, written as a result of boredom.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-0312. Summer Night reviewsAbout a boy, a girl, a book, a tree, and strangers.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-0313. The Adventures of Mary Sue reviewsA two minute product of my boredom. If anyone feels like contributing to Mary Sue's adventure, e-mail me or post it in the review. Rated pg for the "b word".General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-0314. Chrysalis reviewsSee title.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-0315. Familiar Positions reviewsI'm bad at summaries. Just read the poem. It won't take more than a minute or two.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-0316. Dusk reviewsA short four line poem.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-14-03 - Published: 8-14-0317. The Race reviewsA short four line poem.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-14-03 - Published: 8-14-0318. Cat's Eye View reviewsSee title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-3-03 - Published: 8-3-0319. How Sweet Thy Name reviewsSee title.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-1-03 - Published: 8-1-0320. Cubicle Ventriloquism reviewsSee title.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-1-03 - Published: 8-1-0321. Moo reviewsA limerick.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-29-03 - Published: 7-29-0322. Mountaintop reviewsSee title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-29-03 - Published: 7-29-0323. Midnight Pursuit reviewsA childhood experience of mine.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-22-03 - Published: 7-22-0324. Willow reviewsSee title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-22-03 - Published: 7-22-0325. Pandora's Box reviewsA poem about abduction.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-03 - Published: 7-22-0326. August Moon reviewsMy first villanelle!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-22-03 - Published: 7-22-0327. StillLife reviewsA positive poem, which is unusual for me.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-20-03 - Published: 7-20-0328. Down the Harbourfront reviewsAn experience of mine. The poem itself isn't very profound or well-written but it's something I had to write.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-20-03 - Published: 7-20-0329. School Day reviewsSee title.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-12-03 - Published: 7-12-0330. Roadkill reviewsA poem about roadkill and life. Written under the influence of sleep deprivation and sweltering heat. Not particularly good. You have been warned.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-26-03 - Published: 6-26-0331. Two Cubes Not Three reviewsPretty self-explanatory I think.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-14-03 - Published: 6-14-0332. Untitled reviewsTwo haikus and a tanka. A tribute of sorts.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-7-03 - Published: 6-7-0333. Necrophobia reviewsSee title. Doesn't flow too well though.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-29-03 - Published: 5-29-0334. Butter reviewsA sonnet about butter.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-27-03 - Published: 5-27-0335. What I See reviewsA silly poem about kindred spirits. I doubt that I should ever find one but it's always nice to dream.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-13-03 - Published: 5-13-0336. Ramblings of a Teenage Psychopath or Holden On reviewsSee title. Some may find it disturbing.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-0337. Procrastination reviewsSpontaneous free verse garbage.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-0338. Meretricious reviewsSpontaneous free verse garbage.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-0339. Flesh reviewsSpontaneous free verse garbage.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-0340. March of the Lemming reviewsSpontaneous free verse garbage.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-0341. The End reviewsSpontaneous free verse garbage.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-0342. Dreams of Eternity reviewsSpontaneous free verse garbage.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-0343. School reviewsSpontaneous free verse garbage.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-0344. Dreaming reviewsSpontaneous free verse garbage.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-0345. Misc Crap reviewsSpontaneous free verse garbage.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-0346. Blasphemous Blasphemy reviewsSpontaneous free verse garbage. May be offensive to some. Did I say some? I meant most. Contans profanity.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 5-11-0347. Mother's Day Poem reviewsA poem I wrote for my mother.Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-10-03 - Published: 5-10-0348. The Dark Side of School reviewsDon't even get me started on it...Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-0349. School Glue reviewsSee title. The actual haiku is only 12 words long. The rest of it is an author's note.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-0350. Dictionary reviewsAbout my dictionary. We've been together for over five years now. I do love it so.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-0351. Daughter of the Sea reviewsSee title.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-0352. Rain reviewsSee title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-0353. Mist reviewsSee title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-0354. Money reviewsSee title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 5-3-0355. TV reviewsSee title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 5-3-0356. Zephyr reviewsSee title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 5-3-0357. Pukeahontas 2 reviewsIt's a haiku. Why bother summarizing? Any Simpsons fan should know where I came up with the title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 5-3-0358. Disillusion reviewsSee title.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-0359. Mannequin Me reviewsA crappy sonnet about feeling fake.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-0360. Choke reviewsA limerick about a man choking.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-0361. End of Autumn reviewsSee title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-0362. Flesh Eating Virus reviewsSee title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-0363. Lamp reviewsSee title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-0364. Books reviewsSee title.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-0365. Chubbs reviewsAbout my cat. I do love him so.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-0366. Journey 2 am reviewsThe journey of a person at 2 am.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-0367. Clown Lady reviewsClowns are funny. This poem is about a lady clown. It's not very good.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-0368. Hobo's Lament reviewsThe title says it all.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-26-03 - Published: 4-26-0369. Heart Disease reviewsA silly sonnet about love. Doesn't flow too well but I'm too lazy to fix it.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-5-02 - Published: 8-5-0270. Words reviewsA short story about a kid pondering words. Some profanity.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-19-02 - Published: 7-19-0271. Butterflies reviewsSort of a "My Best Friend's Wedding" type of story. Something I wrote a while back for English class. Not very angsty but didn't know what else to classify it as.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-19-01 - Published: 6-19-01
