Hm... I hate profiles, and the ones on this site are god-awful, just like the writing. I'll keep this short. Some quick facts about me that you don't need to know, nor are essential in understanding my poetry. Viz. Are completely useless, but here they are anyway, in no order whatsoever.

Special powers: Chewing bubblgum and kicking Ass
Passions: Philosophy and being wrong when I'm right
Occupation: Hitherto a Student
Favorite quote: When you look into an abyss, the abyss looks into you- Nietzsche
Sex: No, I'm not retarded enough to put "Yes please." I'm Male
Favorite book: Thus Spoke Zarathustra- Nietzsche
Name: Dan, and my friends call me Dan
Genre of choice: Science-fiction
Age: Fifteen, still too young to be taken seriously
Religion: Apathist (Essentially an uber-agnostic)
Favorite song: Sweet thing, by the glorious Van Morrison
Pet Peeves: Athiests and Relativists and Christians
Favorite work of mine: It's Christmas and everybody's celebrating with their anti-Christ

Read anime is Dumb 2 over anime is dumb. It is much better.

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1. Anime is Dumb 2 reviews

Anime is for freaks, this is why (again)

Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-2-05 - Published: 4-2-05

2. Angels and insects reviews

The slimy insect of society and the evil angel of religion.

Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-26-05 - Published: 3-26-05

3. It's Christmas and all are with their anti Christ reviews

How Christmas brings out the worst in us (NOT religious)

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-15-04 - Published: 12-15-04

4. I'll be leaving now reviews

How I can't stand to be around others. Very unique poetry style(s).

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-21-04 - Published: 11-21-04

5. The Dark crystal reviews

What happens to the soul after the dark crystal has risen- poem about morality

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-20-04 - Published: 10-20-04

6. Mental Temple reviews

Every man must build his own temple...

Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-28-04 - Published: 9-28-04

7. Anime is dumb reviews

Anime is for freaks, this is why

Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 9-19-04

8. Chill Guy reviews

A Guy I saw once

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-18-04 - Published: 9-18-04

9. Bloody palms reviews

Me comparing myself to christ, much Zen philosophy mentioned

Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-16-04 - Published: 9-16-04

10. Thus spoke the rolling winds reviews

Listen to the echos of what we call "nature"

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-14-04 - Published: 9-14-04

11. TEN MASTURBATION COMMANDMENTS reviews

Follow these rules and you'll have mad bread to break up...

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-12-04 - Published: 9-12-04

12. Fighting Vanity, with Vanity reviews

Me fighting off all the ignorance vectors

Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-8-04 - Published: 9-8-04

13. Nasty Angsty Loser reviews

WHY NASTY ANGSTY LOSERS ARE LOSERS!1111111

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-5-04 - Published: 9-5-04

14. Female reviews

How the female body is viewed

Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-4-04 - Published: 9-4-04

15. Supernumeral ocular abilities reviews

Judgement through different types of sight

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-26-04 - Published: 8-26-04

16. To the Metacosmos reviews

The future at war using psychic weapons and metaphysical means

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-24-04 - Published: 8-24-04

17. This version of the universe reviews

A different perspective on technology, mainly computers, and the spiritual effects of one's how use them

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-24-04 - Published: 8-24-04

18. TO BE reviews

A poem about, well, being

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-2-04 - Published: 8-2-04