After three years, now presenting FireChainsaw 2.0.

Features:

Hotter Flames!

Randomer Randomness!

Firmer, longer lasting erections!

Not Dead!

New Chapter of The Adventures of Jimmy and Satan!

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1. FireChainsaw's Deadworld reviews

ZOMBIES!

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-30-07

2. The Adventures of Jimmy and Satan » reviews

The second chapter, and the triumphant return of FireChainsaw! I'm not dead yet, y'all. No matter how much you prayed for it.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 6-22-04

3. Laugh At Cruelty » reviews

Violence is only amusing if it's completly senseless. Ch 2 now up, now with 100% less walrus!

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-28-04 - Published: 6-22-04

4. My New Piece of Crap » reviews

The same thing I've been doing, only shorter and crappier.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 5-22-04 - Published: 5-15-04

5. Why the Teen Titans bite reviews

Everyone on here writes about war and torture; I write about cartoons. Yay me.

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-14-04 - Published: 5-14-04

6. Random Mental Thoughts From My Head » reviews

An ongoing record of the dribble that clutters my mind; new chapters added sporadically.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 5-9-04 - Published: 4-6-04

7. FireChainsaw's Guide to What Women Want reviews

I got sick of these lists, so I wrote my own. Don't whine at me if it offends you.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 5-2-04 - Published: 5-2-04

8. Stupid Waiting Room reviews

Not great. Read at your own risk; don't whine if you don't like it.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-24-04 - Published: 4-24-04

9. A Word on Monkeys reviews

You want a summary? Don't worry about it; you NEED to read this.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-14-04 - Published: 4-14-04

10. Habanero Pepper Mints reviews

A commercial I had to write for an assignment. Thanks to all who read my last work; please check this out.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-12-04 - Published: 4-12-04