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1. Carrion Hound

What a comfort to be the carrion hound.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete

2. A Sonnet for Spring Break reviews

At least it's ten times better than the one the class wrote together. Maybe eleven times better.

Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-24-06

3. Challenge

A horribly difficult assignment to write three lines each of iambic, trochaic, anapestic, and dactylic pentameter. I made it a single poem.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 3-24-06

4. Thank you thank you thank you reviews

Sorrow is a ruthlessly passionate cycle.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-17-06

5. Clockwork reviews

It should be hoped that we will someday stop mechanizing spiritual humanity.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-17-06

6. Education

Upon the most hideous and inhuman manifestation of hate.

Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Published: 1-17-06

7. Justice

Reflections upon the horseshoe.

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Published: 1-16-06

8. No Fear of Falling, Fear of Heights reviews

Often, a love unanswered is more impassioned than all others

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-23-05

9. On Why It's Better to Just Be the Penguin reviews

Poetry can be the bane of love.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-05

10. No Sir, We're Not reviews

My return to poetry begins with a rather negative, cynical momentum

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-24-05

11. In Grey reviews

Eliotesque imagery, in my own opinion

Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-05

12. Antelope

About a song that finds hiding in my mind

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Published: 4-25-05

13. Air and Water reviews

or, Air and Water Wed

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-18-05

14. White and Yellow Lines reviews

I laugh in the face of my own attempts at profundity

Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-05

15. Everything Is Lost

Concerning remorse for a relationship tainted

Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Published: 3-21-05

16. To End Something »

A man who can begin anything struggles to find something he can finish

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,814 - Updated: 3-9-05 - Published: 9-28-04

17. A Morning's Day reviews

Pseudoclassical, semiinspirational alternative to meterless drivel

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-05

18. Dave The Fish » reviews

I created Dave The Fish to frighten my brother some time ago and this is Dave's poem.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-05

19. The Story of Bob The Biscuit »

The great epic of our time, this story also includes a promotional excerpt from its sequel

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,514 - Published: 2-4-05

20. Diary of a Lost and Forgotten Fish

An entertaining excerpt from an unfinished story written some years ago

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Published: 2-4-05

21. Spelling It Right reviews

Not everything can make sense to everybody

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-17-05

22. Ethereality reviews

Whereinto I fell in reminiscence while listening to Keane, don't ask me why

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-05

23. Sparkling White Grape Juice reviews

A blend of sad and beautiful for New Year's Eve

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-28-04

24. An Observation, Nothing More

I mean this in good humor

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Published: 12-7-04

25. Two grapevines, side by side, together grew

Named like a Dickinson poem (an obsession, I wonder)

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Published: 10-27-04

26. Secrets

Dickinson-esque [I wish]

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 10-24-04

27. For Nobody in particular reviews

For Nobody [in particular]

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-04

28. The Poet's Soul

An offering

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 10-22-04

29. The Things You Hate

Even still, I wish I could help.

Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 10-22-04

30. AntiLimericks »

Standard limerick form with non-traditional subjects

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 77 - Published: 10-22-04

31. Plastic People reviews

Plastic people are easily manipulated, but in the real world you have no control

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-19-04

32. Unwelcome Reflection » reviews

I hope this was just over-thinking on my part.

Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-04

33. Maybe Love

Once again, an experience I haven't had personally.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 10-15-04

34. Eat Your Words

I'll get us both some drinks.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Published: 10-15-04

35. Punk Squirrel »

Squirrels have brought the civilized world nothing but evil, so I remedy the situation.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 192 - Published: 10-15-04

36. Little Mushroom

I write strange poetry late at night...

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 10-15-04

37. Algebra reviews

Math and romance go together like 2 and -2. Put them together and nothing happens.

Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-15-04

38. I'm Him reviews

High school doesn't last, and neither do the janitors

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-04

39. The Usher's Prayer reviews

A movie theater usher prays for those who waste their lives

Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-04

40. The Right Stuff reviews

About the music business

Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-04

41. Poison Steals the Kiss reviews

Mourn the ill-starred lover

Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-04

42. Splinters » reviews

The introductory chapter explains this undertaking

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-30-04 - Published: 9-23-04

43. Devil's Soliloquy reviews

Inspired by 1 Peter 3:18-22

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-04

44. My Dancing Partner: Poem for Kimmy

Kimmy now has her own poem

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Published: 9-30-04

45. The One I Love reviews

It can be difficult to express

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-22-04

46. Chaos

Do all things revert to chaos?

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Published: 9-22-04

47. He Failed

What else need I say? The man failed, alright?

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 9-22-04

48. Eddie

At 2:00 AM. "Hey, when are you going to write me a poem" "Uh, right now, I guess."

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Published: 9-22-04

49. Willie Johnson's Brew

Can you tell this wasn't written in one sitting?

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Published: 9-19-04

50. Just Shut Up

What many people want to say, I write a poem about

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Published: 9-19-04

51. An Aging Astronaut's Last Reentry

All he wanted was just a little more time up there

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Published: 9-19-04

52. Whither Goest Thou, My Love?

In which I use the scheme abcb, bcdc, cded, dfef because it is difficult

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Published: 9-1-04

53. Lauren's Purse

In which I create a word

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Published: 8-31-04

54. Hit Play reviews

Opinions can be like cassette tapes

Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-31-04

55. Something In You

Am I the only one with a problem?

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Published: 8-29-04

56. The Party

Allegorical/literal story-poem concerning the guilty party in an accidental suicide

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Published: 8-24-04

57. Ranks of Sorrow reviews

An admittedly quasi-allegorical siege on the fortress of self

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-04

58. Crying reviews

Don't stop crying

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-04

59. In Response to a Smile reviews

I wish I could feel this way all the time

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-04

60. Tired reviews

A poem about being tired, because I was tired

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-04

61. Reasons reviews

Maybe there is a reason

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-04

62. Apples reviews

Either truly inspired or simply very, very bad...

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-30-04

63. Bricks reviews

Bricks may serve two purposes, or perhaps three

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-27-04

64. I Imagine reviews

Who am I to deserve this?

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-04

65. Something Wrong reviews

I've always known that there was something wrong with me.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-18-04

66. If Paths reviews

About predestination and destiny

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-04

67. Doubt

Will you appreciate the sarcasm? I doubt it.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Published: 4-6-04

68. Listening reviews

You really must listen in order to hear.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-04

69. A Descent reviews

A descent into schizophrenic consciousness

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-04