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Author has written 61 stories for Fantasy, Love, Life, Play, Young Adult, General, Friendship, and Humor. Update- (6/24/08) Forecast. New one. I've deleted some of my older poetry because, having grown older and whatnot I, well, no longer think it's good. However I haven't managed to weed out all of it, so some stuff is still there, I'm kinda lazy. You want a biography? Okay. I was born in an underground radio station to a disc jockey and a magic 8-ball on December 27th, 1610. I grew up in a pizza parlor, where my mother, the disc jockey, taught me the ways of Scientology and my father taught me Catholicism. I didn't really buy into either, but I did firmly believe that skittles were evil, especially the red ones, because my father gave me a red one when I was 8 and I choked on it. I developed an obsessive interest in line dancing at the age of 3, at which time I was able to do the Cha-Cha slide, Cotton Eyed Joe, and pretty much all others you can imagine, earning the title of Line-Dancing Prodigy. When I was 10 I entered a contest to invent a new line dance, at which time I invented the Electric Slide. Of course, I won the competition, and earned the prize of running my own casino, which is how I make most of my money. By the time I was 12, I had also gained a desire to go out on my own into the world. I dyed my hair blue and my father, the Catholic magic 8-ball, disowned me as I expected he would. He firmly believed that hair should remain naturally colored. It wasn't his religion or anything, I think it was just because he had no hair to dye. Anyway, after I was disowned I ventured to Cambodia, where I was taught meditation techniques by monks there, and then I headed to Laos, where I did my best to gain citizenship because I wanted to be Laosian. However, I failed, and at that time I was 14, which is when I began my writing career. My early work is mostly based off of romantic tragedies that occured frequently during that year (the year I was 14). One right after another, I would fall in love, be rejected, and commit suicide, only to return to life as a caterpillar, fall in love, and have my caterpillar lover be stepped on by a raccoon. I plotted my vengeance against the raccoon and failed, to be stepped on and return to life as an orangutan- but that story is too tragic and grotesque for words. Anyway, I have been human 3 separate times now and I played a big part in ending the Cold War and inventing the idea of global warming. I bet you thought it actually existed, didn't you? Nope. I made it up. Global warming, I mean. So there you have it. My life up until now, which I currently live as a 19 year old genius biding my time for the next international crisis, and writing during my free time from developing the future world language and new flavors of cheese. I hope you enjoy my work. | |||||||||||
1. Forecastyeah.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 6-20-082. RacingRestlessBeatingBreathless reviewsthere was a typo in the last one, so I took it off and reposted.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-21-08 - Published: 1-21-083. Twenty Below reviewsexperimenting with a bit of a different style.not much different, you know.but a little bit.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-21-08 - Published: 1-21-084. They're Only Words, But I Hope They'll Smother You reviewsjust the same.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-12-07 - Published: 12-12-075. Midweak By Wednesdaymeant to be weak, not week. play on words, yeah.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 11-16-076. A Breathing Ghost reviewsyup. I fail to actually post things when they're recent.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 11-16-077. Guity Is Written On Your Teeth reviewsmy titles are weird.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 8-7-078. 490wow.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 8-7-079. Turning Tables, Turning Pages, Burning Bridges reviewsyeah.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 7-14-0710. Of Hilltop Conversations reviewsAfter the events of spring break, my friend Amanda and I realized that, unfortunately, we were being forced to grow up.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 4-27-0711. Your Battle's Lost reviewsI like parts of this more than others...it's a work in progress I guess.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 4-5-0712. Filling Awkward Silences reviewsolder one, um, yeah.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 4-5-0713. Captivating Stories That Never Meant Anything reviewswhat's it about? I don't know. older one.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 2-23-0714. Amounting to Disappointment reviewsexactly that.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 2-23-0715. Stop Talking and Start reviewsstart what, exactly?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 2-23-0716. Going Full Circle And Never Getting Anywhereyup.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 2-23-0717. A Case of Dangerwritten again in AP History when I was supposed to working...this is one that at the time made no sense, but now I can relate to.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-5-07 - Published: 2-5-0718. Spreading Like Misery reviewsupdated and improved. thoughts?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-12-06 - Published: 10-30-0619. A Bullet to the Head, A Dagger to the Heart reviewssort of a speculation on the possible outcome of a situation, but it probably won't make sense. I spent AP History writing it instead of working, so.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-28-06 - Published: 11-28-0620. You're Making That Up reviewsDoes anyone know how anyone really feels? That's basically the question I'm asking here.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-24-06 - Published: 10-24-0621. The Great Salt War reviewsTwo serving wenches plot against the royal family of Frills...a tale of treachery, conspiracy, war, and sodium...short story, completeComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 9-9-0622. Fatal Illusions to Cover Florescent Bruises reviewsquit faking it, we caught on a while ago publishedComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-0623. Dear Understanding, I Miss You reviewsThe things we find most important are the things that hurt us the most.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 7-30-0624. Thrown Against Honesty reviewsEmo and overdone?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-23-06 - Published: 7-23-0625. Lies Ease Tension reviewsPretending there isn't a fight doesn't really solve anything. publishedComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-23-06 - Published: 7-23-0626. Pour me some attention reviewsSome people really think like this.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-14-06 - Published: 7-14-0627. Goodbye, Academy of Moronic Tortue reviewsThis episode has all been written, I'm just too lazy to type it.Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 7-13-0628. The Years are Numbered, and Counting Down reviewsI really don't want to grow up.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-11-06 - Published: 7-11-0629. A Heart Surgeon Isn't Prepared for This Emergency reviewsI really like to exaggerate.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-7-06 - Published: 6-7-0630. Looking for Trouble » reviewsLara is cocky, stubborn, and craves excitement. When she finds it in the form of a love interest, a pending war and danger to an unkown society....well...you read what happens. Please R&R, I will give you a cookie!Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,392 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-31-06 - Published: 6-10-0531. Broken Mirrors and Bleeding Faces reviewswhat the hell was wrong with me?Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-31-06 - Published: 5-31-0632. A Quarter for Your Sympathy reviewsyeah I was pissed.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 5-20-0633. My Execution reviewsMy personal favorite. I guess the title sums it up. Sort of. Metaphorically.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-24-06 - Published: 4-24-0634. Love Song reviewsIt's not actually a song. three different stories wrapped into one poem. I mostly just like the first line.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 4-22-0635. Metaphor reviewsThis may seem kinda random. I like it though.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-12-06 - Published: 3-12-0636. My Perspective reviewsTitle summarizes it, though a lot of it is metaphorical or just doesn't make sense if you don't know what my train of thought was.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 3-8-0637. Lonely One reviewsFor every girl who ever has suffered, is suffering, and will suffer from heartbreak.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 3-8-0638. Timidity reviewsI DON'T understand why people refuse to speak their minds.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 3-8-0639. the Reasons why reviewsthanks reviewers for the genre thoughts, I've changed it,Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-12-06 - Published: 1-12-0640. all the titles I thought of were lame reviewspeople make me so angry sometimes.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-26-05 - Published: 12-26-0541. The Road to Anost » reviewsWhen the Empress Icelliana takes Riine Cullhe from her home, Riala, Raanan, and V'dean pack up to go and rescue her. But if Icelliana's plan goes well Riine won't want to be rescued...I'm not sure if I'll finish this. Maybe if more people show interest.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-23-05 - Published: 8-5-0542. Mirror reviewsEveryone's got a face to hide behind.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-22-05 - Published: 10-22-0543. I Cannot reviewsI do not believe in summaries.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-23-05 - Published: 9-23-0544. Sleeping Sovereign reviewsA retelling of Sleeping Beauty I wrote for English class. The cursed one is a guy so the girl has to rescue him. The fairies are evil. The witch is good. It's a turvytopsy world.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-19-05 - Published: 9-19-0545. The Bottle Inside reviewsPouring out all my doubt, the only way I know how.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-13-05 - Published: 6-13-0546. Song of Sorrow reviewsold.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-7-05 - Published: 6-7-0547. Eleven Percent » reviewsYeah, this one probably won't be finished. No one seems to care that it exists.Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-05 - Published: 5-15-0548. Flame or Fire » reviewsThis probably won't be finished, I just don't have the motivation. If anybody bothers reading it and likes it bunches, let me know, maybe I'll write another chapter for you.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-27-05 - Published: 2-20-0549. Ten Percent » reviewsAt Yazaird University, a lot is going on...a ridiculous assignment from an insane [but not obviously] teacher, some romance, and the evil plottings of a crazed 13 year old...nothing too interesting.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-11-05 - Published: 10-8-0450. Spiderweb of Lies reviewsLying, Backstabbing and betrayal are just part of her game...a short story [complete], please R&RComplete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-13-04 - Published: 12-13-0451. Eternal Night reviewsDeath, gloom, fire, despair, like the apocalypse or something.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-25-04 - Published: 11-25-0452. Just Like Romeo reviewsMy affections.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-5-04 - Published: 9-5-0453. Storm reviewsA poem.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-10-04 - Published: 8-10-0454. Untitled reviewsCouldn't think of a title, written a while ago when I was angry...Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-23-04 - Published: 7-23-0455. Losing Time reviewsAbout watching time pass by and doing nothing about it.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-23-04 - Published: 7-23-0456. Heart Captive reviewsHer heat is bound.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-23-04 - Published: 7-23-0457. Is It Worth Waking? reviewsIn 8th grade, I was basically retarded.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-22-04 - Published: 5-22-0458. The Cobra of Cellanaria » reviewsThe Cobra of Cellanaria has been stolen from Cellanaria's tomb in Allakaran. A woman named Lara appears out of the blue, interuppting the lives of Rianna, Eliisia, and Korius. She gets them on an adventure they'll never forget.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,621 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-12-04 - Published: 4-6-0459. Lost reviews8th grade. For an assigment. It's okay I guess.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-10-04 - Published: 4-10-0460. Awaiting Daylight reviewswritten in 8th grade. this one's actually been published.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-6-04 - Published: 4-6-0461. Love Unspoken reviewsBased on a situation in a book. Written in 8th grade, but still one of my favorites.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-6-04 - Published: 4-6-04
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