Name: Nichole Grace

Age: ALMOST 16! June 28th is coming up soon!

Looks like: 5'5" golden brown hair and hazel eyes

Dumb Law of the Week--

Liverpool, England: It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

CRIMINAL ACT OF THE WEEK--

Oklahoma City, OK
Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store when he decided to fire his attorney. Oklahoma City District Attorney said Newton was doing a decent job until the store manage testified that Newton was indeed the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, " I should have blown your f*ing head off" The defendant paused then added "If I had been the one that was there." The jury deliberated for twenty minutes before returning a verdict of guilty and recommended a sentence of thirty years.

Phobia-
Peladophobia: Fear of bald people.

Some Funny Quotes--

I have PMS and a loaded gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say?

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

Eve was framed.

Missing- Husband And Dog; Attention $100.00 Reward For Dog

If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons

God made Oceans, God made Lakes, God made Men... Hey, we all make mistakes!!!

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm the man of this house and I have my wife's permission to say so.

FUNNY STUFF!! HEHE