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since: 04-11-04, id: 407615, Profile Updated: 11-01-09
country: Canada
Author has written 5 stories for Romance.

. U P D A T E S .

Sunday. November 01. 2009
2 hours of sleep a night for 2 weeks. lol, the worst is over but I still feel partially dead. Will be doing more review replies this week. Mae is uber busy with midterms, and once she's done, I'll be nagging like a bored housewife again. :) Goal is to get the next chapter out this month.

All those who are doing Nanowrimo this year, good luck!

OH! And new anonymous review replies up for HL. :)

Monday. October 19. 2009
Sorry, guys. Bear with me for another 2 weeks. I've got 8 midterms starting tomorrow until the 30th. Right in the middle of law school apps, too. Will be a hermit until November. Then I'll start bothering Mae again to edit the next chapter of HL, lol. In the meantime, S2!

Sunday. September 27. 2009
LSATs are over. Lol. And so are my chances at law school. But, for the time being, I can take this time to catch up. Will be doing a two week marathon to get to everyone's PMs, emails, and reviews. :)

Tuesday. August 25. 2009
Unfortunately, LSATs and school have consumed by life. So I'm putting myself on official hiatus until after Sept 26th. I haven't had a chance yet to reply back to all the reviews you guys have left me, so please accept my apology. I promise I will get to them as soon as this darn test is over. :)

And my beta is still editing the next chapter Heart Lotion. She's got a lot on her plate in real life, especially now that school has started, so thank you guys for being so patient with us. :) -heart-

Friday. August 14. 2009
Sorry, guys. I've been slaving away at LSATs for the past little while. On a rather positive note though, Heart Lotion SPF 20 won Most Humorous, and received runner up for Quirkiest Chapter Name at SKoW. :) Many, many thanks to everyone who voted. -mwah mwah- I love you guys.


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. S T O R Y . R E L A T E D . I N F O .

Ode to Honey: Mae found a comic that was just so Honey that I couldn't resist posting. Here.

Pop My Cherry Note: This is a just-for-fun piece. :) Please read with a light heart and an open mind.

The Day I Stalked Him Note: I must thank everyone dearly for all the support I've received for this one-shot. If I could reply to all of you, I would. But I'm so behind now that I fear I'll never finish. Forgive me. Still, I wanted to acknowledge reviewers somehow. So, from my measly little heart to yours, thank you. :)


Betalicious: MaeMaes, my super sexy beta. She has to make room in her busy schedule to deal with me, constantly. And to sort through my literary vomit. XD Lol, send some love her way, won't you?


Some places I think you should visit:

Tough and Dirty : SKoW : Cute Overload : FML : Random fun : Europe : The Fictionpress.com Anti-Plagiarism Coalition


. A B O U T . M E .

Name: I'll answer to anything. Really. Although I do like the sound of Mrs. Darcy.

Age: I'm old. :)

Favorite Books: The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini and Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell.

Turn ons (fiction related): Brilliant characterization, subtle/awkward humor, mouth-watering plot, simple but powerful writing style

Turn offs: Technical no-nos, arrogant/biting/super sarcastic heroines, too-witty dialogue 24/7, butchering of 1st person POV, overflowered vocabulary/descriptions

Random tidbit: I'm a sucker for a good football movie. Bromance FTW!

Guilty of: Abusing "lol," emoticons, and adverbs.


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1. Serenading Selina Sorrentino reviews
“You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed through her expression. “I’ll get over it." //One-Shot//
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 7-12-09
2. Heart Lotion SPF 20 » reviews
“Take it,” she said. “Take what?” He didn't dare breathe. When she looked at him, her eyes were vacant, emotionless. “My heart.”
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,109 - Reviews: 836 - Updated: 5-28-09 - Published: 6-6-08
3. Pop My Cherry » reviews
Faced with the sudden desire to lose her virginity before graduation, Deedee Winterbottom sets out on a mission to find the perfect prick. /On hiatus until Heart Lotion is complete/
Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 2-8-09
4. The Day I Stalked Him reviews
//one-shot// 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 439 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 8-9-08
5. Pussy reviews
Kitty stood in front of the mailbox, tossed in the name change cancellation form—signed and sealed—and never looked back. /one-shot/
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 6-21-08
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