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| The UGLY American |
Author has written 13 stories for Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Play, Humor, General, Haiku, Friendship, and General. everything's on hiatus as of 11/4/06 UPDATE 8/27/07 OMGZLOLOLZ RANDOM CRAP IS OFF OF HIATUS!!!!!!111 And I'm writing a short story, but it really sucks now. It will appear up here eventually. | |||||||
1. Boy Kicked In Crotch reviewsWe have managed to get an exclusive interview with the kicker! A no-holds-barred, uncensored account of the carnage. For the protection of the wounded, we have replaced his name with John Doe.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-29-08 - Complete2. Random Crap » reviewsRating may change. . . title is self explanatory. Random Crap K has evolved into . . . Random Crap T! DoodoodoodooFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-11-07 - Published: 10-8-043. Orientating Blues reviewsBlues poem with a nonsubversive nonsubliminal subtext. No submarines. Not humor.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-07 - Complete4. PipeThirtyOne reviewsRevelatoryof self, only five sevenfive journey in words.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-07 - Complete5. The Internets reviewsIt's anonymous, and it's bad. It's the internets, and it's for porn.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-5-07 - Complete6. All is Fair in Love and War reviewsThe military holds many secrets, some good, some bad, and some... soulless...Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-30-057. The Puppet King » reviewsJulian is the brains behind the throne, and Tort, his brother, is just an insanely powerful Sorcerer. But who is the puppet, and who is the puppeteer? Newly edited! Less cursesFiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-30-04 - Published: 7-23-048. The Blood Rites reviewsTell me if the Rating isn't high enough, don't report abuse. Yarr, this is about Blood. You're listenin to one messed up individual here, so read no further if . . . 'blood queasy'Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-049. The Four » reviewsWhat if the Nazis won? The lives of four Jewish young adults, as they attempt to destroy Nazi Earth.Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-25-04 - Published: 7-23-0410. Armaggedon? » reviewsA fireball hits the sun and instead of killing everyone, it only kills the grownups, and the children under twelve.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-11-04 - Published: 4-14-0411. Need » reviewsWhat happens when a blue, a red, a yellow, a black, a white, and gold mage are all put on the same team? What the hell are blue, red, yellow, and black mages? Has the author just picked random colors! On hiatus.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-9-04 - Published: 7-3-0412. Destroy the Evildoers! » reviewsNot telling! it was inspired by a weird al song... guess which oneFiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-19-04 - Published: 7-3-0413. Revelations » reviewsThis is an uncomfortable piece, and sort of creepy.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-13-04 - Published: 6-6-04
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