Hey, welcome to my little corner of FP. My name is OM, and I
figured, hey, I haven't done anything for a while, so here are a few
quotes. Oh and if you want to email me for whatever reason:
srcdeadbutterfly@hotmail.com.
Clip of President Bush addressing national guardsmen in Idaho:
"Nineteen individuals have served both as guardsmen and as president of the
United States, and I'm proud to have been one."
"Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke." --Jon
Stewart
"The pope is in
his native Germany. He's actually promoting his new movie, the 80-year-old
virgin. He spoke at a synagogue in Berlin that was destroyed by the Nazis and
apologized for the destruction. Then he politely wondered if, by any chance,
during the rebuilding, anyone had found his wallet." --Bill Maher
"Pat Robertson,
in case you don't know, is a televangelist. He's one of the big ones
and also one of the dumbest ones. He's getting a lot of heat today
after suggesting on his show yesterday that we go ahead and assassinate
the president of Venezuela. Well, that is what Jesus would do." --Jimmy
Kimmel
"President Bush said he wants Iraqis to compromise with each other, the warring
parties, on their constitution. He said, look how easy it is, look how many
times I've compromised our constitution." --Bill Maher
"Interesting science news this week. Scientists say they now have
incontrovertible evidence that the earth's core is an iron ball the size of the
moon . Apparently it spins faster than the rest of the planet. President Bush
weighed in immediately. He said it's also important that schools teach that it
doesn't." --Bill Maher
"I never looked around, never second-guessed
Then I read some Howard Zinn now I'm always depressed
And now I can't sleep from years of apathy
All because I read a little Noam Chomsky
I'm eating vegetation, 'cause of Fast Food Nation
I'm wearing uncomfortable shoes 'cause of globalization
I'm watching Michael Moore expose the awful truth
I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth
I see no world peace 'cause of zealous armed forces
I eat no breath-mints 'cause they're from de-hoofed horses
Now I can't believe; what an absolute failure
The president's laughing 'cause we voted for Nader
-part of the song Franco Un-American by NOFX.
"Months ago officials set August 15th as the due date for the country's
new constitution and, as of August 11th, President Bush remained optimistic.
clip of Bush: 'I'm operating under the assumption that it will be agreed upon
by August 15th.' Well guess what? The assumption that the president was
operating on was wrong -- bringing the number of false assumptions we were
operating under to -- let's see: 1. Iraq has WMDs. 2. We'll be greeted as
liberators. 3. No insurgency. 4. All q's followed by u's. 5. Oil revenue will
pay for war. ... 19,021. Iraqi army training on schedule. 19,022. Hummus left
out won't spoil. 19,023. Not everything explodes. 19,024. Constitution by August
15th. ... Is there a fuck up they can't make seem like it was their intention
all along?" --Jon Stewart
"Yesterday in New York City they did a simulated gas attack. ... I
believe it was the biggest release of gas in Manhattan since, well I guess the
Republican convention." --David Letterman
"President Bush is the fittest president in history. They said it's
because he spends a lot of time exercising. See a lot of our previous presidents
wasted that time reading." --Jay Leno
Thanks, see ya later....
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