I've got this gnawing, desperate hope that some day I will make something of myself. Someday, I'll run into Barnes and Noble and see my writing splashed across the headlines, with a place to pre-order and all.

I'll admit it, though. I have a problem. I cannot finish a long story. I've heard this situation is not unique, but you see, it really puts a damper on the aforementioned hope. Sure, I can give you short stories up the wazoo, but for some reason, I lack either the initiative or encouragement to continue with my longer writings. That being said, I'll kindly ask you to review, if you so please, not a short story, but my story Lila. It desperately needs care, but I can't seem to find any for it. Oh, and if you find you don't like it when you begin, rest assured it becomes much more meanungful and awesome after around chapter 6. It's where the intrigue picks up.

Now, about me. I am a romantic realist, a drama aficionado, and a fatal collision of the basic stereotypes all teenagers are identified by. I enjoy long strolls to the refrigerator, the gorgeous sunrise as I lay myself to bed, and the truly unique haircut of my cat. I read more than everyone else in the world combined, and one of my greatest pleasures is to walk among books and remember each story- each perfect, incandescent, ineffable, story. Now, here, I suppose, I could go off on a long description of my awe of writers and their ability to form coherent thoughts on paper, but I learned long ago that no one enjoys an over-descriptive passage. If you aren't sure what I mean about this, try checking out The Scarlet Letter, or perhaps The Crucible. Beware though, you'll want to tear your eyes out before you're done.

That being said, I'll tell you one more thing about me. I'm 18. The end.

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1. Dante

A prison warden falls in love with her inmate. No one ever told her playing with fire gets you burned.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-15-08 - Published: 9-15-08

2. When You're a Bitch » reviews

A musical comedy- sans lyrics for the songs- about a woman named Sam and a power-hungry slut named Deb. Money, power, ambition, and...bank robbery?

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 8-18-08

3. Picnic of Doom reviews

The result of four twisted minds in an advanced drama class...enjoy...a parody of the classic board game Clue.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 7-31-08

4. Why Are You Here? reviews

I am not angry. I am not afraid. I do not hurt people.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-14-08

5. Lila » reviews

Chapter twenty nine is up! Follow the story as the king sickens, Chaz finds himself a new father, and Lila pursues her destiny.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,790 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 6-22-07

6. A Beautiful Girl reviews

Her hands bled and her eyes burned but she continued, until, with the plastic a nub in her fingers and the plywood long gone, she at last saw the crisp light of day greeting her and she breathed the honest air of truth. And she exalted.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-20-08

7. I'm Ready reviews

And then, she dug. She reached into the ground with her gloved hands and dug. The mud marred her beautiful satin, but she dug./“I am ready!” she cried to the night, shouting as she broke the silence, broke it as her body broke, and she threw herself upon

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 5-4-08

8. This is How Much I Love You reviews

I love you enough to kill you.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 4-7-08

9. Hurt reviews

I have congenital insensitivity to pain. In layman's terms, that means I don't hurt. I don't notice when my knees bleed, when my toes break, when my shoulders dislocate. I am, in short, invincible.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-8-08 - Published: 2-8-08

10. Anger, Rage, No Contrition reviews

The most honest thing I've ever written. Period

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-08

11. Michael King reviews

What will a woman do when she finds herself staring into the eyes of her husband's murderer?

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-08

12. One Day reviews

She finds out she's got one day left to live...What does she do?

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-16-08 - Published: 1-16-08

13. How to Get Elected reviews

How to get elected using the six basic methods: bribery, threats, promises, elimination of competition, rigged elections and recounts

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 9-9-06

14. When We Walk reviews

Short, kinda iffy. I don't know if I like the rhyme scheme, but it's a poem about losing the one you love.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-11-06 - Published: 2-11-06

15. Why The World Should Start Caring reviews

An attention grabber, very sobering, and convincing

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 1-13-06

16. Why the World Revolves Around Me reviews

Hilarious, tells you all about why it revolves around me :)

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-13-05 - Published: 12-13-05

17. Twist It reviews

Still thinking on this one. About how people turn things to suit themselves.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-7-05 - Published: 12-7-05

18. All That Mattered reviews

Katie and Todd are hard-core addicts, but when Todd dies, she flees, to escape the truth before her.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-16-05 - Published: 11-16-05

19. Mother Dearest reviews

The written record of my mother and I. "I screamed, holding the knife to my neck/ I never came home"

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-2-05 - Published: 10-2-05

20. Best Friend reviews

A poem I found from a few years ago, it's old be nice!

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-10-05 - Published: 9-10-05

21. Fire reviews

The beauty of fire entrances me, so I wrote a poem about it, unique concept, don't you think?

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 9-1-05

22. My Flower reviews

The translation to my spanish poem, I rather like it, it's simple.

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 8-28-05

23. Mi Flor reviews

First shot at poem in spanish, please review

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 8-28-05

24. This Deadly Game reviews

A short poem about playing the game of life, hard to describe.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-27-05 - Published: 8-27-05

25. School Bell reviews

A short poem about the restrictions a school bell puts upon you

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-27-05 - Published: 8-27-05

26. He Watched Her reviews

A short but extremely creepy story about a man who watched a woman- watched her eat-watched her sleep-watched her die

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-24-05 - Published: 7-24-05

27. Jump reviews

A short poem about deciding whether or not to jump over a cliff- better than it sounds :-D

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-23-05 - Published: 7-23-05

28. Truth reviews

A poem I wrote after finding out that my boyfriend didn't really cheat on me, it was the work of his spiteful friend

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-9-05 - Published: 7-9-05

29. Bathtub reviews

A cute little story about the first time I felt fear, in the bathtub at my grandma's house

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 6-3-05

30. Plastic Doll reviews

I am a plastic doll, an example of us all

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-10-05 - Published: 5-10-05

31. A Lover's Kiss reviews

A lover's kiss, hot upon my neck

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-20-05 - Published: 4-20-05

32. Mom reviews

A true poem written about my mother, when she kicked me out of the house, and told me never to come back.

Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-18-05 - Published: 4-18-05

33. Drown Away My Sorrows reviews

A poem about being in love, and then hitting the ground and becoming an alcoholic. Needs revision on the last stanza

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-15-05 - Published: 4-15-05

34. Crack, Rip, Shatter reviews

A short poem on love, and I really don't know how to describe it, so just read pls!

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-10-05 - Published: 4-10-05

35. My Tsunami reviews

A tsunami of thought, feelings/Rushing in a torrent of agony and merriment

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-10-05 - Published: 4-10-05

36. Seeking reviews

I wlak forever, seeking what I cannot have. R&R pls!

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-10-05 - Published: 4-10-05

37. Terror reviews

A poem I wrote a few years ago about what brings my terror

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-10-05 - Published: 4-10-05

38. Ironclad Heart reviews

Her broken heart led to complete isolation from others, a drifting seed, never to be hurt

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-05 - Published: 2-28-05

39. Work reviews

It's one of the poems that make you groan, it's so corny, I thought it was funny, even though it needs some fine tuning

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-20-05 - Published: 2-20-05

40. The Forbidden Kiss reviews

Kind of ironic, it really did happen. Anyways, it has kind of a foreboding air about it. I like it, ok R&R and I'll love you forever!

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-20-05 - Published: 2-20-05

41. To Think reviews

A little iffy, especially on the last two lines, if you can think of anything bettter, please let me know. Thx!

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-20-05 - Published: 2-20-05

42. Fallen Angel reviews

Fallen angel, fly no more

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-20-05 - Published: 2-20-05

43. Ode to Eragon reviews

A poem I wrote about the story Eragon, any helpful hints?

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-14-05 - Published: 2-14-05

44. The Briefcase reviews

A short story I wrote last night, it's a bit random, but I like it. Now let's seeif you can understand what its about ;)

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-8-05 - Published: 2-8-05

45. Inspiration reviews

Inspiration, it hits you like a ten-ton bag of bricks

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-7-05 - Published: 2-7-05

46. Such Hope as This reviews

Your touch sends longings rcaing through my heart...

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-7-05 - Published: 2-7-05

47. My Drop of Blood reviews

Not a cutting poem! A short verse about a rose

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-7-05 - Published: 2-7-05

48. There For Me

You were always there for me...

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-7-05 - Published: 2-7-05

49. Run reviews

He's chasing you...

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-6-05 - Published: 2-6-05

50. Love reviews

a short cute poem about love, any reviews welcome

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-05

51. Frankenstein Paper

A thesis paper I had to write on the theme Self-Destruction for Frankenstein. pls R&R!

Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-05

52. Shadow reviews

my fave poem, pls R&R its about letting go of painful memories

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-18-05 - Published: 1-18-05

53. Walk a Mile reviews

Walk a mile in my shoes, then judge me, pls tell me if you have any ideas on the last part, it needs revision!

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-11-04 - Published: 12-11-04

54. Heroes of a Different Kind reviews

Three jobs, and a tiny home, what is your different kind of hero?

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-3-04 - Published: 11-3-04

55. Best Friends reviews

A poem about the drifting of my best friend and I

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-3-04 - Published: 11-3-04

56. Wasteland reviews

Two different versions of a poem I wrote, one rhyming, the other not

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-3-04 - Published: 11-3-04

57. Anthem Essay reviews

In english we had to answer the question "why does the council reject Prometheus' gift, and how does it help him free himself from the society" My asnwer

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-23-04 - Published: 10-23-04

58. Ice reviews

Two poems I wrote a while back

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-18-04 - Published: 10-18-04

59. Dreams

"Dreams are, and always will be, the ultimate let go of the heart"

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-18-04 - Published: 10-18-04

60. Shattered Dreams reviews

I had dreams once, but no longer...

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-18-04 - Published: 10-18-04

61. Sword Beheld » reviews

Prince Barmakus runs away from home because his parents are too harsh. He must then go to the north to find out what is wrong with the beasts there. What he finds is amazing. (R&R)

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,137 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-1-04 - Published: 5-25-04

62. Sector 5 reviews

Andrew's a schizophrenic, or so the doctors say! He has a very odd adventure late one night that puts him in the asylum.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-14-04 - Published: 7-14-04

63. No longer Shrinks but other funny stuff » reviews

some random stuff about shrinks, the world, and men

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-7-04 - Published: 6-21-04

64. Anger reviews

just a poem I wrote about anger, its totally random, but as i was writing, i could feel myself in the poem plz R&R

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-20-04 - Published: 6-20-04

65. Poetry reviews

Some poems I've written, plz R&R!

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-12-04 - Published: 5-12-04

66. Poems I've written reviews

Just a few poems I've written plz R&R!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-26-04 - Published: 4-26-04

67. Belle reviews

Belle doesn't know who she is, or where she's from. Can she find out the mystery of her past life?

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-04 - Published: 4-24-04

68. Lost my Marbles reviews

Logan loses his best friend of eight years and suddenly, everyone's looking at him funny... (plz R&R)

Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-20-04 - Published: 4-20-04

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