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1. Sandman Gone Fishing

Oh skeet you can understand this one

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-08

2. MOHAWK » reviews

I don't get it either

Play - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 3-21-08

3. Snow Slide reviews

4th grade. I kicked ass at grammar

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08

4. My Cold Shoulder

you ever find the wrong size batteries?

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08

5. Mel Gibson Knows his stuff

Yeah, the Mad Max Trilogy was sick

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 3-27-08

6. At Odds with Caligula Fair » reviews

because topic variety is lame

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 3-5-08

7. Ode To Bacon reviews

My one true love

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-6-08

8. Quitcherbitchen reviews

I honestly can't remember who this was about.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-6-08

9. The Cieling Tells You So So Much » reviews

It Does

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 2-11-08

10. I

am

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-6-08

11. Keep Your Affections to Yourself reviews

Personal Space, People

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-6-08

12. Calender »

They tell time

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-17-08 - Published: 2-17-08

13. Paint His Sheets

I really should have

Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 2-16-08

14. Pride Blinding Blizzard

Old

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-08

15. Fabbiene Must DIE reviews

She's not crazy anymore, I love this girl.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-08

16. Clownshoes Are Great For Curbstomping reviews

This is an old one. I'm actually friends with this guy now

Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-08

17. Marinated Thighs reviews

This isn't about Jack.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08

18. Plateau reviews

I watch the History Channel

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08

19. Papa Legba Shine on the Angel

I think she's winning

Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08

20. Put My Pants Out

Quick. Like Jack.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08

21. Ode To Travis Bickle reviews

I wish I could have met him.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08

22. I Just Like My Dishes Clean, That's All

I had a philisophical debate with myself this one time

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08

23. He'll Wear a Condom Next Time

It kinda speaks for itself

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08

24. Jack Just Kinda Felt Like It, No More, No Less reviews

This is about a good friend of mine, i guess. he's a pretty good guy

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08