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Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status . 1. Sandman Gone Fishing Oh skeet you can understand this oneComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-08 2. MOHAWK » reviews I don't get it eitherPlay - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 3-21-08 3. Snow Slide reviews 4th grade. I kicked ass at grammarGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08 4. My Cold Shoulder you ever find the wrong size batteries?Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08 5. Mel Gibson Knows his stuff Yeah, the Mad Max Trilogy was sickComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 3-27-08 6. At Odds with Caligula Fair » reviews because topic variety is lameComplete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 3-5-08 7. Ode To Bacon reviews My one true loveComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-6-08 8. Quitcherbitchen reviews I honestly can't remember who this was about.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-6-08 9. The Cieling Tells You So So Much » reviews It DoesComplete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 2-11-08 10. I amComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-6-08 11. Keep Your Affections to Yourself reviews Personal Space, PeopleComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-6-08 12. Calender » They tell timeGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-17-08 - Published: 2-17-08 13. Paint His Sheets I really should haveComplete - Family - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 2-16-08 14. Pride Blinding Blizzard OldComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-08 15. Fabbiene Must DIE reviews She's not crazy anymore, I love this girl.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-08 16. Clownshoes Are Great For Curbstomping reviews This is an old one. I'm actually friends with this guy nowComplete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-08 17. Marinated Thighs reviews This isn't about Jack.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08 18. Plateau reviews I watch the History ChannelComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08 19. Papa Legba Shine on the Angel I think she's winningComplete - Family - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08 20. Put My Pants Out Quick. Like Jack.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08 21. Ode To Travis Bickle reviews I wish I could have met him.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08 22. I Just Like My Dishes Clean, That's All I had a philisophical debate with myself this one timeComplete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08 23. He'll Wear a Condom Next Time It kinda speaks for itselfComplete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08 24. Jack Just Kinda Felt Like It, No More, No Less reviews This is about a good friend of mine, i guess. he's a pretty good guyComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08