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Author has written 64 stories for Religion, Politics, Love, General, Life, and War. Hi. I recently deleted a monstrous number of my old poems because, let's face it, I was one hell of a shitty writer. I used to keep them around because they helped me become the writer I am today and because I was never ashamed of them. Well, now I am ashamed of them. Read my new work. It's exponentially better. | |||||||||
1. To the Victor GoesJust read it.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 10-2-092. Aliens Should Invade reviewsHippie bullshit.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 8-10-093. Fantasy Energy reviewsI dunno. It's not great. And it's too late right now, no one will read it. lol.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 8-7-094. Parking Brake Lovers reviewsMissed messages.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 6-6-095. MonopolyEh. I dunno.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-30-09 - Published: 4-30-096. The Future Is reviewsLet me know what you think.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-28-09 - Published: 4-28-097. Please Save Me reviewsKind of a piece of crap.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-30-09 - Published: 3-30-098. ReprobateI actually don't think this poem is all that awful. lol.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-3-09 - Published: 2-3-099. If You Really Looked at the StarsA fairly mediocre poem. It's more of a splurge of emotion than anything and that's not something I do often so, you can be certain the next poem I post will be very political. lol.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-0910. I Wrote this at the OfficeLike the poem I posted yesterday, this one is not great. But, it's not toally suckish. Check it.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-28-09 - Published: 1-28-0911. Trading Sloppy Blowjobs reviewsA poem I wrote the other day. It's no work of art but, I suppose it doesn't suck. lol. Lemme know what you think.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 1-27-0912. Who's Killing Us? reviewsThis poem is little rambly. It's not the best that I've ever written. But, here it is. lol.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 1-4-0913. Why We Should be SocialistI wrote this in, what I consider to be, an interesting format. Check it out.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-17-08 - Published: 11-17-0814. The Last Love SongNothing matters anymore.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 11-3-0815. Youth reviewsThe world.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-15-08 - Published: 10-15-0816. These Laws of PhysicsIf we were stars.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 9-30-0817. Hurricane Force reviewsThis poem is unlike any other I've ever written. It's a little more raw and in-your-face. I crave feedback on it. So, read and review. Please.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-17-0818. All we need is Love reviewsAnd this is how we go about making it.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 9-13-0819. Oblivious reviewsA short poem I wrote just before my Social Problems class. Tell me what you think.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-0820. Criticism reviewsTake what the critics say.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-26-08 - Published: 8-26-0821. The One Way Out reviewsA different kind of poem than I've written before. Take what you will from it. Reviews are always appreciated.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-26-08 - Published: 8-26-0822. The Big Sleep reviewsSleep is our most significant waste of time. Kind of some fun with my screenname in this poem.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 7-3-0823. Tortoise reviewsSo what?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-29-0824. God is Not Dead Yet reviewsOrignally, this poem was a response to something I had heard Rush Limbaugh make. The poem is not about him at all. lol. Read it and tell me what you think of it. What it makes you think about. etc.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-11-0825. All It TakesIf there were heroes left.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-11-0826. Jejune reviewsI wrote this poem while intoxicated. Please go easy on it.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-16-0827. Nullified reviewsI write for you.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 4-1-0828. The Sociopath reviewsNegative thinking.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-16-08 - Published: 3-16-0829. Shadow reviewsWhere the light breaks.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-29-08 - Published: 2-29-0830. The Apple of My Eyes reviewsA rather fruity love poem. :Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-0831. The First Verse reviewsWhere has God gone?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-0832. Give In reviewsPlease read it. Please tell me what you think about it. Please tell me what you think it's about.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-4-07 - Published: 12-4-0733. Abort! Abort! reviewsAh...I'm not sure what to say. Just read it, please?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-07 - Published: 10-3-0734. Amen reviewsSo be it.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-30-0735. Remorse reviewsThe sun exploded.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-23-0736. Wrinkling reviewsA sonnet that I wrote by request of a friend quite a while ago. I'm just posting it since my writer's block has yet to lift. I wrote it on a whim but, I think it came out pretty good. Let me know what you think.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 6-12-0737. Squint reviewsDriving. Please review, it would mean a lot to me.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-19-0738. Retrospect reviewsI'm honestly nervous about posting a poem that is SO short but, it's four lines and a haiku is only three so, I guess it counts. lol. It's kind of political but, it's short so, give it a read? And reviews are always great.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-16-07 - Published: 5-16-0739. Gravity reviewsKind of a romance poem. Little bit spur of the moment so, the structure is...nonexistant. lol. But, I think it's kind of neat so, read and maybe tell what me what you think? :Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-07 - Published: 4-24-0740. Dirt and Water reviewsThinking and overthinking. Once more, as is character of my personality, I post this with little confidence. lol. I'm not certain that even I have interpretted each nuance in the poem. Please read it and give me some feedback. I would much appreciate itComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 4-5-0741. Hazard Inc Destruction Company reviewsUm, it's...alright. lol. I never have any confidence after I've finished writing. But, it's alright. lol. Please read it. Kind of an emotional poem, nothing with any real meaning.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 4-4-0742. The Aryan reviewsKind of a short piece that I'm not very proud of. I just scrawled it out of boredom in school. It's extremely short, only six lines, so, I'd appreciate some feedback. :] Kind of an antiwar thing.Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-29-07 - Published: 3-29-0743. Cancer Cure reviewsAh...it's a bit iffy. Just read it, please? Lots of anger in this poem. Any opinion would be appreciated.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 3-20-0744. With You reviewsI'm craving some real feedback for this one. I'm not sure how well it's written. Any kind of review would be appreciated. I really want to know if the poem can be understood.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-2-07 - Published: 3-2-0745. The Folly reviewsIt's short. It's mediocre. I wrote it spur of the moment so, don't expect much but, please read it and tell me what you think. :]General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 2-23-0746. Zirconium reviewsI owe the correct spelling of the title of this poem to no.peace.los.angeles: A very fine writer whose work you should check out.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-13-07 - Published: 2-13-0747. None of That reviewsWhen the breathing keeps you awake.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-27-07 - Published: 1-27-0748. Fungus Clouds reviewsTo our warriors. Antiwar poem. Read and interperet.Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-23-07 - Published: 1-23-0749. Speak Not of Missing Breath reviewsPoetry. He doesn't admit to his sadness because, to him, there's nothing wrong.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - Spanish - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-0750. Putrefy reviewsAdding injury to injury. Reviews would be awesome.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-19-06 - Published: 12-19-0651. Context Clues reviewsI think it's reasonably good but, it contains personal facts and my own experiences that make it less than appealing to the casual reader. But, perhaps you could lemme know what you think anyways?Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-8-06 - Published: 12-8-0652. In the AM reviewsA poem that I am extremely proud of. I'd tell you what it's about but, literature is meant to be interpretted and I'd like to hear what someone else thinks of it. ANY kind of review would be greatly appreciated as long as it isn't mean or something. lol.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-19-06 - Published: 11-19-0653. IRE reviewsHe lost himself in the rage that he fed. Not a lot of planning went into this, it just kind of happened. Reviews would be super cool.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-22-06 - Published: 8-22-0654. hahahaFuck You reviewsHe was imperfect.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 7-20-0655. Dead Man's Chest reviewsA fun interpretation of the title of the new Pirates of the Caribbean. When you lose love that you can't forget, you live inside his chest.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 7-5-0656. The Prophecy of the Dying Sky » reviewsThe Sky is falling. Kind of a series I'm doing. They don't have much to do with one another except for the sky concept. Please R+RGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-23-06 - Published: 5-23-0657. Nothing Exists reviewsI know it's out there somewhereGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-1-06 - Published: 5-1-0658. The Baby Disease reviewsAnti-abortion. Rather harsh. Please R+R.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-22-05 - Published: 11-22-0559. No One's There reviewsThat dial tone just won't go away. No matter what I do, No One's There. Please Read and Review.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-22-05 - Published: 10-22-0560. But reviewsI'm not sure where this poem came from but, here it is. Please read and review.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-10-05 - Published: 9-10-0561. Emancipation Obliteration reviewsLove. Everytone understands this. Everyone but the one person that really matters.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-29-05 - Published: 6-29-0562. The Second Face of Love reviewsYou'd never think it was about AmericaPolitics - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-5-05 - Published: 4-5-0563. Child Fucker reviewsPolitical poetry, you can tell I really love my country. Please read a review, I always appreciate it.Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-18-05 - Published: 3-18-0564. Inside The Copy reviewsThis turned out to be a religous poem even though that's not how it started. I'm a little concerned that you guys will understand what I'm trying to say in this so, if you get it, tell me in a review so I'll know the message got across.Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-20-04 - Published: 9-20-04