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Author has written 53 stories for Fantasy, General, Nature, Humor, General, Life, Love, Romance, and Humor. Okay, so after an extremely long hiatus, I'm back. Perhaps for a few days, perhaps a few months, maybe even a few years (don't count on it), but the fact remains that I am back, and hopefully a little better than when you last read me. So come in, sit down, read, and write me some reviews, or I shall be forced to crawl back into my habitual state of laziness and go on yet another hiatus. Stats: Sex: Female Age: 16 Location: New England (Go Red Sox and Patriots!) Favorite Book, Movie, and Soundtrack(currently): The Phantom of the Opera In My CD Player: Anna Nalick's "Wreck of the Day" Favorite Quotes(today): He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. You live and learn. At any rate, you live.The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams (1952-2001) I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?I always wanted to be someone, now I realize I should have been a bit more specific... Lily Tomlin Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity... and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible. W.H. Auden You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. John Ciardi A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman. Wallace Stevens Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point. When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me. When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmboy! Jack Handy | |||||
1. Insecurities reviews"What torments my daytimes and nightmares my nights..."Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-062. Angel Turning Devil reviews"A normal rock 'n' roll, punk ass, McDonald's employee..."Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-2-063. Confessions of a Teenage Psychopath reviews"My apologies if I fail to meet your Lindsey Lohan fake-ass wanna-be pink-wearing statement-stealing puppy-hating Real-World watching standards…"Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-11-064. The Insanity of it All reviews"The policy of my unpolitically correct diplomacy..."Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-28-055. Lately"Maybe, just maybe...we're the only ones who've got it right.."Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 12-28-056. When In Rome reviews"When in Rome: unpack your suitcase, and order room service..."Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-057. Over You reviewsBecause love is so overated these days, we're "cool" like that Gwen Stefani song...Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-21-058. Lie to Me reviews"Tangle my hair with your searching fingers, twist me into the tangled web of your lies..."Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-16-059. Caramel Flavored Coffee reviews"Angelic musings of a child's mind... Captured."Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-16-0510. Childhood Lost reviews"Ancient crayons lie broken in the dust..."Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-0511. No More Dreams of Paris reviews"Because marriage wasn't meant to be for women or for men..."Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-0512. Not Falling reviewsI'm not falling for him... yet. This is the first chapter, should I continue?Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-5-0513. I reviewsA delightfully slow... seduction.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-0514. Turn Back reviews"A day we tried to hide, from the fork in the road..."Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-4-0515. A Night Sleep Will Not Visit reviews"It's night, And you're here, And in that moment I know that sleep will never come,"Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-0516. The Game reviewsI'm a game to win...Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-20-0517. The Birth of Love and Blood reviews"Hearts beating, red pulsing, Nectar of the gods, Revenge poured out upon the streets, A symbol of true love."Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-20-0518. Better Than Me reviews"And it is then, and only then, That you are better than me,"Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-0519. Lustful Links reviewsLove, so pure and innocent... or is it?Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-17-0520. Sophisticated Lady of Summer » reviewsJust a fun story about three college girls spending the summer in Malibu.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-13-05 - Published: 3-12-0521. Yours reviewsI'm feeling a little overloaded with angst at the moment, so I decided to just close my eyes and type. This is the result...Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-27-0522. They're Usually Watching Me reviewsNot very well written, but I felt it when I wrote it. It's about a certain realization that took place last night: I'm falling in love with one of my best friends.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-0523. Of Blood and Roses reviewsUnspeakable secrets and the red blood of roses...Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-17-0524. I'll Always Have Your Name reviewsThoughtless actions... branded on our lives.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-13-0525. Ever Enough? reviews"And I fear the day, when using faceless men (and sometimes women), won't be enough to lift me,"Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-0526. Barney Lied reviewsA short coming of age story where a young girl realizes that the ideals of her childhood won't always be true.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-9-0527. Someday We'll Be Friends reviewsAre first loves ever really over?Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-6-0528. Wasted Paper reviewsA short story that is both humorous and angsty at the same time.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-6-0529. Drowning reviewsDamp, sticky, messy...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-5-0530. I Don't Believe In Fairy Tales reviewsDo you believe in fairy tales?Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-0531. I Hate To Lose Any Pieces reviewsA tiny piece of the corner of my Claude Monet painting flutters to the floor...Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-5-0532. An Example of Lying reviewsNot my best work, written in a fit of angst.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-0533. 11:26 reviewsSometimes it isn't meant to be...Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-31-0534. Today Was A Bad Day reviewsA story all teenagers can relate to, about how the most horrible day can become a great one, and vice-versa.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-0535. Something Real reviewsWhat happens when a "friends with benefits" relationship becomes "something real?Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-26-0536. Writer's Block reviewsA lovely little poem about the joys of writer's block.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-0537. A Princess in Disguise reviewsMy first attempt at writing a romance. Constructive criticism is appreciated.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-8-0538. The Sleeping Beauty » reviewsA new twist on an old story. My first attempt at a humorous writing. Please review!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-29-04 - Published: 6-16-0439. One Heart reviewsAn unusual piece for me... it rhymes and it's a romance. The world is coming to an end.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-26-0440. Tomorrow reviewsInspired by the quote: "Today will be yesterday tomorrow." said by E.C. McKenzie.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-0441. Sunshine and Shadows reviewsEverything in life eventually comes full circle...Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-7-0442. Searching for White Lines reviewsIn love and hate there are sometimes no distinctions.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-1-0443. A Broken Life reviewsA poem about a girl who's life and heart are broken.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-0444. Scarlet reviewsA poem about the effects of racism.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-17-0445. The Mask reviewsA poem about the masks we all wear in life, some of us more than others...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-0446. The Passionless reviewsSome people have a passion for life while others...don't.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-19-0447. Just A Doll reviewsYou see them all the time, but they're just dolls right?Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-19-0448. Simple Simplicity reviewsI just wrote this while sitting in my living room at my laptop surrounded by my pets. Everything here is the truth! PLEASE REVIEW! Extremely short.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-0449. Dreams reviewsIt's just a dream...Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-18-0450. Mud reviewsDon't be thrown off by the title, it's another one of my "interesting" poems. PLEASE REVIEW! If you have time after reviewing this one please review my other three poems especially Unknown Fear! Thanks for your time.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-13-0451. Unknown Fear reviewsA comparison to all the little unknown fears we all deal with (or don't deal with) daily.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-13-0452. Death reviewsA little morbid, but interesting I think. Please write a review! It only takes two seconds!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-13-0453. In the Forefront reviewsMy first posted poem! Any and all criticism is greatly appreciated!Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-12-04
